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lisas
10/05/09

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Well you gotta do something to ward off the death panels.
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Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
10/05/09

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Telltale signs? What are some of the telltale signs that a woman is not aging? The jar of formaldahyde she lives in? The crygenic freezer in which you are visiting her?
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applejuice
10/05/09

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Ha ha. I thought the first one was the "fixed" one and the second one was the "droopy one". It doesn't look better! Big waste of money.
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shorty63136
10/05/09

@applejuice: Same thing I was thinking. I don't see how the second one looks "better".

And why are we worrying about ears anyway?!
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Dodgergirl
10/05/09

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Another telltale sign of aging: the earth rotating around the sun. it must be stopped!
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Dirk Anger
10/05/09

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Did they take the after picture five minutes after the surgery?

I don't see anything pointing at any age in the first ear, if you tell me it's some 20-y.o. starlet's I'd believe it.

But the second one... that's just gross, it looks like they tried to turn her into Buddha
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Flackette Goes Retro
10/05/09

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Or, you know, you could just not wear earrings that are too heavy for your ears. My mom has had drooping piercings since her early 30s, because of a combo of heavy earrings and having the holes placed too low to start with.
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LaComtesse
10/05/09

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My ear piercing drooped so low by the time I was five that it split my earlobe and now it has flaps. Does this mean, by the age of five, I had the earlobes of a 50 year old? I prefer to think of myself as a Wolverine-like mutant: my body healed out a foreign object. I’m fairly certainly, based on this evidence, that if I were shot, I would heal the bullet out pretty quickly.
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winner
10/05/09

@LaComtesse: My little sister has the same split earlobe thing! I remember that she always had problems with her earrings not because they weighed 5 lbs but because she was always playing with her earlobes - putting them in her earholes and whatnot.
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LaComtesse
10/05/09

@winner: There are a couple of us out there. Watching people's reactions when you show them your split lobe is funny. See, I didn't even wear heavy earrings or touch them a lot. I'm just a freak.
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femaledwightschrute
10/05/09

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This just looks like an ear infection to me, as it's red and swollen.
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I_can_still_pitch
10/05/09

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The main telltale sign of aging is your driver's license. How are they gonna operate on that?
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cocobanal
10/05/09

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Are you sure you didn't get the photos mixed up? The "before" looks better to me than the "after."
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Breamworthy
10/05/09

@cocobanal: That's the way they are in the linked article too. They refer to it as "a simple trimming procedure", so how does it make the ear larger? Or is that swelling? Either way, gross.
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hortense
10/05/09

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This just looks like an ear piercing gone awry to me.
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pantsless economist...access RESTORED
10/05/09

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AURLY?
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
10/05/09

@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Nice.
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lisas
10/05/09

@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: ahahhaaaa high five
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pond-side-over
10/05/09

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How the heck do I tell somebody's age by their ear lobes? And exactly how much would I have to give a shit about how old someone is to start staring at their ears anyway?
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NellMood
10/05/09

@pond-side-over: You actually have to cut the lobe open and count the rings.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
10/05/09

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The new earlobe looks like bubble gum. I feel sick now.
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NellMood
10/05/09

@Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Lobalicious!
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nyc-caribbean-ragazza
10/05/09

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Clearly some people have too much money.
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