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    Image of Nuckin Futz for you Nuckin Futz for you
    08/19/09

    In reply to Hailey Glassman: "[Jon Gosselin]'s A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me. For Real."
    Jon Gosselin's A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me....I'm not sure thats a good thing when you are 10 years younger then him. If he hasn't matured past 22 what makes you think he ever will.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Hailey Glassman: "[Jon Gosselin]'s A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me. For Real."
    That first frame grab, kids, is a classic example of what my wife and I like to call "mall face."
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Hailey Glassman: "[Jon Gosselin]'s A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me. For Real."
    This is what internalized sexism looks like. "Girls are manipulating and mischievous" - fuck me!
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    Image of katie_conspiracy katie_conspiracy
    08/18/09

    In reply to Hailey Glassman: "[Jon Gosselin]'s A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me. For Real."
    Is it just me, or does Hailey sound eerily like Tai from Clueless?
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    Image of BatCat! BatCat!
    08/18/09

    @katie_conspiracy: Well, she definitely sounds clueless if not like Tai.
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    08/18/09

    @katie_conspiracy: I would pay folding money for her to tell Kate 2.0, "You're a virgin who can't drive."
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    femputer promoted this comment likepenguins was starred likepenguins was unstarred
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    08/18/09

    @likepenguins: foldin' money!! classic.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    08/18/09

    In reply to Hailey Glassman: "[Jon Gosselin]'s A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me. For Real."
    Hailey, Hailey, Hailey. Kate Gosselin had 8 kids with Jon, who she is divorcing after 10 years, and she's all woe is me?

    Kate has a Lifetime Membership/No Holds Barred/All Expenses Paid Premium Pass to the Land of Eternal Sympathy. Especially now that she's divorcing a guy who, for better or worse, couldn't stick to his vows. Just wait until he leaves you to "discover" himself. Then you can play solitaire with your sympathy card and your bong for comfort.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Hailey Glassman: "[Jon Gosselin]'s A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me. For Real."
    You know it's bad when Giuliana Rancic looks disgusted with you.
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    Image of snark_shark snark_shark
    08/18/09

    In reply to Hailey Glassman: "[Jon Gosselin]'s A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me. For Real."
    Ya know, call me crazy, but I think those two kids may just make it. And by "it" I mean "a huge fucking trainwreck".
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Hailey Glassman: "[Jon Gosselin]'s A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me. For Real."
    If you ever feel the need to clarify that you're not a fame whore then you are a fame whore.

    Also if you offer to do free plastic surgery for a Gosselin so your family can be on TV you are a fame whore.
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    Breamworthy promoted this comment Edited by AmbivalentAlumna at 08/18/09 4:53 PM AmbivalentAlumna was starred AmbivalentAlumna was unstarred
    Image of IvyArbor IvyArbor
    08/18/09

    In reply to Hailey Glassman: "[Jon Gosselin]'s A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me. For Real."
    So, when I first saw the clip stills, I thought, "hmm...a little blazer, I guess she's trying to look a bit more polished...good for her, I guess."

    And then I watched the clips. Let's say for the sake of argument I could accept the banana yellow leggings....what in god's name is happening south of her ankles?

    Attempt to look unlike a 22-year-old train wreck: fail.
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    08/18/09

    @IvyArbor: She had hair, makeup, and wardrobe stylists for that interview. Note the difference between this and every other pic of her, and the similarity to Giuliana's polished look. I wonder if she fought to wear her own stuff below the waist.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Hailey Glassman: "[Jon Gosselin]'s A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me. For Real."
    My first impression of her upon watching the first clip is that she's a pretty intelligent girl. She could have said much worse about Kate (and the other Kate). At present, she's a young twenty-something in love with her boyfriend.

    And I'm not even going to touch the pot and gun photos, because we've all been young and dumb.
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    08/18/09

    @dj_chick: Seriously? I have never been young and dumb enough to hold a gun to someone's head.
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    08/18/09

    @Breamworthy: Seriously. According to her, it was a BB gun. She's 22. I think people are being really judgmental towards this girl. She's not the one who is married with 8 kids. If she's anything like me at 22, she's still a bit of a kid herself. And kids do DUMB things. I'm so glad that you've always been above such things, but some of us have to grow, learn, and evolve in order to become level-headed adults.
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    Image of bellejay bellejay
    08/18/09

    In reply to Hailey Glassman: "[Jon Gosselin]'s A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me. For Real."
    Nothing says 'strong, lasting union' like a relationship built on mutual boredom.
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    Yahtzii promoted this comment Edited by bellejay at 08/18/09 4:34 PM bellejay was starred bellejay was unstarred
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Hailey Glassman: "[Jon Gosselin]'s A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me. For Real."
    Why is it a good thing for your partner to be basically "the guy version of me, for real?" I have to live with myself every day, and trust me, that's hard enough. If my husband was exactly like me, I would have smacked him over the head with a frying pan a long time ago.

    However, Hailey, if Jon Gosselin is totally like, the 32-year-old guy version of you, he just went down a peg in my book. Congratulations, I didn't know it was possible.
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    08/18/09

    @Yahtzii: You know, I once had a conversation with my best guy friend how we could NEVER date because we are, in fact, way too similar.

    Wasn't there a Seinfeld ep where Jerry found the female version of himself and just couldn't deal?
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    08/18/09

    @maybeimamazed02: Cheerios, no milk. (Yes)
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    Edited by Yahtzii at 08/18/09 6:14 PM Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    08/18/09

    In reply to Hailey Glassman: "[Jon Gosselin]'s A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me. For Real."
    This seems like something you do when the relationship is over, not while it's still going on... reminds me of that Adnan interview.
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    Image of PandaGrrl PandaGrrl
    08/18/09

    In reply to Hailey Glassman: "[Jon Gosselin]'s A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me. For Real."
    Why do I torture myself by watching these clips? And why am I following this so intently despite the intense need to vomit?

    I should pay more attention to the sign saying Don't Feed the Fame Whore posted next to Jon Gosselin's Trump Tower apartment.
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    08/18/09

    @PandaGrrl: Ha! That's seriously posted? You owe us all a picture...
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/18/09

    In reply to Hailey Glassman: "[Jon Gosselin]'s A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me. For Real."
    Hey Hailey, please stop with the sympathy card talk. She is the mother of your boyfriend's children. Please at least try to be civil.

    P.S. That gif may be the most amazing thing I have ever seen.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    08/18/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: That's like asking Jon not to be a complete douche. Impossible.
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    08/18/09

    @Conchie Birdie: True that. Take it away, Tobias.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    08/18/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Hey, couldn't we say this whole fiasco might be a sort of "arrested development" if you will?
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