• Remember the Gap "Moose" ad full of little girls? Well, no one can object to this parody, in which "gays make their own version." Seriously, Gap needs to get on the horn! (Thanks, Lara!) [YouTube]

• Joan Rivers is bringing her brand of abrasive fashion police back to E's Red Carpet! We hope she makes them eat some serious crow. [The Hollywood Reporter]
• A new healthcare bill has proposed a tax on indoor tanning. Look out, DJ Paulie D! [NYTimes]
• Stetson has revamped their website with a stirring new "American Quilt" theme. Can it do for the 10-gallon what "Rodeo" did for beef? [WWD]
• The courts have thrown out a forgery case against Chanel by one of its suppliers, and awarded the double-Cs €400,000 for breach of contract. [WSJ]
• Speaking of counterfeiting: in an effort to combat it, Missoni is rolling out a series of capsule collections that'll stymie thieves. [WWD]
• Tough fashion is in, says the NYTimes. "Anything more girly, I just see as weak...It's not cool to be demure." [NYT]
• Niche clothiers are dying fast: the WSJ profiles the recently defunct Napolean Tailors, which catered to "the less-tall man." [WSJ]
• Says WWD, "Continuing with its theme of couples in love, Zadig & Voltaire will feature paramours Mark Ronson and French actress Josephine de la Baume in its spring campaign." We would have said, "rich scenesters" (the last pairing was Sean Lennon and Charlotte Kemp Muhl), but potato-potahto. [WWD]
• Fish skin bikinis. Somehow logical, yet...horrifying. [Racked]
• Okay, so the holidays were a disappointment. Retailers look to the post-holidays! Hey, a chain can dream. [WWD]
• Charming: Shape offers "Spot Training" with every "Little Black Dress phone app" providing custom fitness advice. [Chronicle]
• The latest? "Light-infused lipgloss." Sounds painful. [WWD]
• Iconic Paris boutique Colette is hosting a Marlboro Man-themed photography exhibit by Jim Krant, in connection with Adam Kimmel's Spring 2010 line. How French! [Style.com]

Hailey said she and Jon are in a monogamous relationship — despite evidence to the contrary, at least on his part — and that this is the first time she's ever been in love. She claims that she's "not the other woman" although she can understand why people would think that, because TLC did not allow the Gosselins to publicly announce the end of their marriage for almost a year.

Hailey explained that she and Jon began dating in May, while Jon was living at her parents house, because he was "sad and bored" and she was, well, just "bored." (Her father, a plastic surgeon, performed Kate's tummy tuck, and for some reason, Jon befriended Hailey's mother.)

Hailey — who auditioned, but was turned down, for The Real World and Bad Girls Club — wanted to do the E! interview because, as she puts it, "there's so many lies and ridiculous stories being circulated. How [the media is] portraying me is not me at all." She's referring to her 2005 arrest for possession of marijuana and several salacious photos (some from her own Facebook page, others sold to tabloids by acquaintances) featuring Hailey partying it up, as well as some girl-on-girl action.

This photo, Hailey says, was taken "totally out of context."



"We had tequila night in my apartment. My roommate had like a little BB gun. I wasn't holding it to her head i was posing with it!"

Of her pot bust she said, "I do not have a criminal record. I took a pretrial diversion and I took a class and it was expunged," adding, "I didn't smoke alone!" That seems to be the case.

In regards to her sexuality and past dating history, Hailey had this to say:

But that's not all E! News had in store. Producers juxtaposed segments with Hailey with interviews with Kate Major (whom the network refers to as "Kate 2.0"). Interestingly, both Hailey and Kate 2.0 described Jon as "a great guy," and said that dealing with the fallout of their respective relationships with him "has been a nightmare." More so for Kate 2.0, who quit her job as a reporter for Star, at Jon's request, and had plans to move in with him. According to Kate 2.0, Jon said he broke up with Hailey but apparently he did not, and she had no desire to be the other other woman.

Additionally, Kate 2.0 maintains how awesome Gosselin is and said that she wishes she "could think of a single thing wrong with [Jon] but I can't." Um we can think of about eight things wrong with him (and none of them are his children).

So what does Hailey think about Jon's fling with Kate 2.0 while they were together? Well, she doesn't. Jon told her it didn't happen and she believes him. Instead, she thinks that Kate 2.0 "just wants her little 15 minutes" and that she is "cuckoo," and that we need to remember that "girls are manipulating and mischievous."

I love Giuliana Rancic's reaction to all of this.

Of her future with Jon, Hailey says she's told Jon "let's not make too future goals [sic], that's just kinda when you write things in stone. It kinda leads to disappointment when it doesn't work out."

That sounds, um, wise?

Well, Hailey, even though you're not the one looking for your "little 15 minutes," you've still earned yourself an animated gif.

• More rumored changes for The Greatest Show On Earth, Project Runway: Season 6 of the show, the first to be broadcast on Lifetime, may feature "More Than A Pretty Face" magazine Marie Claire in lieu of Elle as the affiliated fashion magazine sponsor. [WWD, 1st item]
  
• Whoah: Are New York Times fashion critic Cathy Horyn and Skeletor/stylist Rachel Zoe more similar than we could have ever imagined? Possibly, if it's true that Cathy Horyn was also mysteriously not invited to the dinner and dancing portion of tonight's Costume Institute festivities. [Fashion Week Daily]
  
• And what does legendary costume designer Bob Mackie not like about the fashion industry? "Doing a fashion show that's on for 20 minutes and then it's over and everybody runs to the next one. Nobody sings, nobody dances, nobody tells jokes. I found it quite unsatisfying." I second that emotion. [WWD, sub req'd]

• It's so hard to be Gossip Girl's Penn Badgley: "I wear a lot of Burberry at events and the brand's been really supportive of me since the beginning. On the show, we wear H&M suits." [Fashion Week Daily]
• Sex and the City costume designer/fun drunk lesbian Pat Field: Now designing Diet Coke bottles. [FabSugar]
• More pearls of wisdom from Tim Gunn: "Always keep your tux jacket closed in photos." [Page Six]
• Starring in the latest Gap ads are actors Ginnifer Goodwin, Liv Tyler, Hugh Dancy, Fabcon Clemence Poesy, Catalina Moreno, Edgar Ramirez, photographers Scott Schuman (The Sartorialist) and Ryan McGinley, and also Marchesa designer Georgina Chapman, model Chanel Iman, Visioniare's Cecilia Dean, and Princess Coldstare herself, Leigh Lezark. [FabSugar]
• Leona Lewis: The latest celeb to believe she can be a fashion designer. A vegan fashion designer, that is. Watch your back, Portman and McCartney. [Fashionista]
• Lord & Taylor is launching a new "reality" advertising campaign, with TV and radio spots featuring real customers "ambushed' in their stores by "celebrity stylist" Robert Verdi and quizzed on their shopping experiences. Oh Lord. [WWD, sub req'd]
• WWD asks: "Tax Rebate Checks: Will They Spend Or Will They Save?" [WWD, sub req'd]
• More stars coming to tonight's Vogue and Armani-sponsored Costume Institute gala: Kate Bosworth, Thandie Newton, Audrey Tatou, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jourdan Dunn, Elettra Rossellini Wiedemann, and Roberto Bolle will all be there. In other words: Lots of good photos for us to dish on tomorrow. [WWD, 1st item]
• Also: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady, Scarlett Johansson, Iman and David Bowie, Sofia Coppola, Karen Elson and Helena Christensen. [Vogue UK]
• Mary Alice Stephenson (formerly the fashion director at Harper's Bazaar and the co-host of America's Most Smartest Model on Vh1) is shooting a special for E! on tonight's festivities, set to air May 8th for the viewing pleasure of us plebs. [Fashion Week Daily]
• Elle editors might have put Kelly Clarkson on the cover of the mag, but that doesn't mean they think she's very fashionable. [Page Six]
• Marc Jacobs: Now in Moscow. [WWD, sub req'd]
• Former model Josie Maran may have fake breasts tits. [Awful Plastic Surgery]
• The fashion on Gossip Girl? Kinda crazy. But that's why we love it so. [EW]
• The rock stars today? The just don't dress like they used to. [LATimes]

7:57: Cate Blanchett: BEST PREGNANT LOOK EVER. Okay, onto the other Jezebels' liveblog!

7:56: Katherine Heigl is dressed like Marilyn Monroe. I think she could throw down Lohan in a second.

7:53: Viggo Mortensen: The Unibomber! Also: Penelope Cruz's chest has also sprouted feathers.

7:52: Katherine Heigl: Also wearing red. Is everyone wearing red tonight?!

7:51: Oh GOD Calista's HAIR?! WHAT HAPPENED?

7:50: Casey Affleck is so cute.

7:49: Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis! Ellen Page: Going for the flapper look.
The hair is all marcelled and she only looks, well, marginally uncomfortable in her dress.

7:48: Colin Farrell brought his mommy! She looksproud. Clearly, she hasn't seen his sex tape.

7:46: Kimora says "rosette details" are very fashionable, which is why Anne Hathaway's dress is good. Poor Marchesa: Their business surely just went down as a result. Women of Marchesa: I am sorry you must suffer the wrath of Kimora. You didn't ask for the anal probe. (Seacrest, however, probably did.)

7:42: My friend Joanna just called Seacrest "the Kato Kalin of low-grade entertainment TV. I agree.

7:41: Tilda is the shit. Even if she looks like a boy in a smock.

7:40: Ryan Seacrest needs to really stop harassing Cotillard about her accent. Who is he, George Bush? "Sound like an American!" Next he'll ask her if she eats Freedom Fries

7:38: Seacrest: Do not mock Cotillard's French accent. Or her dress, which is Gaultier.

7:37: Kimora thinks Cameron Diaz is under-blinged. Which, I guess, means she's just right!

7:35: Jennifer Hudson looks cute! I hope she dressed herself this year.

7:34: Jessica Alba: Seacrest asked her when she is due and I stand by her not sharing. She looks comfy in her dress. Marchesa should strike a deal with all the pregnant celebs.

7:33: I am so over Cameron Diaz. Also, her dress looks wrinkled. They need to steam that shit out.

7:32: Helen Mirren's arms are sparkly! Seacrest: "The naked man". It figures.

7:30: [Reader Heidi has just emailed us: "Rebecca Miller: No. No. No." -Ed.]

7:27: MARION COTILLARD: I LOOOOVE IT. But I know there are some who will say she looks like a fish. Speaking of water! Cameron Diaz's dress? Washes her out completely.

7:25: How are they hating on Jennifer Garner's dress?! She looks beautiful and classy. Though seriously, isn't an insult from Kimora really a compliment?

7:22: Okay, personally? I would be upset if my mom talked about how I was disrespectful and got grounded on TV.

7:21: Something is wrong with Miley's lipstick. Maybe she's like me and she has no color in the corners of her lips so when she puts lipstick on it looks freakish .

7:19: Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill: Adorbs. Keri Russell looks like a ballerina. Her dress makes me happy.

7:16: What is going wrong with this supposed Jennifer Garner interview? Who is heckling Seacrest? [Looks to be Gary Busey. -Ed.]

7:15: Did anyone catch Cameron Diaz's tugging her dress up? Awkward?

7:10: Why is tonight all about Seacrest's crotch?

7:09: Amy Adams is so adorable. And her dress is GORGEOUS. It's Proenza Schouler. And, um, she's carrying a bag with nothing in it.

7:08: Jessica Alba's breasts have sprouted feathers!

7:07: Hmm, I either love or hate James McAvoy's wife's dress. I love the color. But tiers scare me. But maybe I can get behind it.

7:04: Miley Cyrus looks a little MOB. Her mom looks, well, cheap.

7:01: Patrick Dempsey looks dapper. [I think that Dempsey doll is what inspired Travolta's hair this evening. -Ed.]

7:00: Fun fact: Steve Carrell and Seacrest shop at the same grocery store. And Seacrest is a crazy stalker.

6:59:Um, Clooney's girlfriend's claim to fame is having been on Fear Factor? I am wasting my life away, clearly.

John Travolta looks...rough. [I think he has a painted-on hairline. -Ed.] But better dressed than Seacrest.

6:57: Oooh Amy Ryan is HOT. Amy Adams. Sorry. She is GORGEOUS James McAvoy is also HOT. Damn: Even Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson looks better than Seacrest.

6:56: Aw, Ruby Dee! Wearing a ruby shade! She is so awesome. And she looks awesome too. It's the little girl from Atonement! She's adorbs. And her dress is so appropriate.

6:55: McDreamy: Looks, well, McDreamy. Seacrest: Still worst-dressed.

6:53: Wow: Seacrest is a moron. I can't believe he couldn't understand Hathaway's boyfriend's Italian accent. Hathaway looks gorgeous: Way to go Marchesa. And Hathaway's line about "diaphanous chic" was cute. Ten bucks says Rami Kashou lifts that line.

6:46: Aw, Anne Hathaway looks so pretty in red! I prefer her dress to Heidi's. Aw, Jason Bateman. So cute. Also, better dressed than Seacrest. Shocker.

Steve Carrell: Also better dressed than Seacrest. Also, being patted down by many men?

6:45: Seriously, what is with Clooney's girlfriend? She looks dumb. That's mean, I know. And you shouldn't infer intelligence based on appearance. But she just looks so blank. Also her dress is some serious ugly. Just needed to say it again.

6:43: Um, love that the crawl has informed is that Tom Hanks will be wearing sweats and eating Chinese food after the show. And I love the Seacrest blowjob innuendo.

6:39: Ooh another brief shot of Kristen Chenoweth's dress: I think it's pretty. Honestly, I really want to hate her (and I shouldn't since I'm a Broadway dork and that's really where she made her name) — but her dress is gorgeous. It's a coppery-purple and strapless but not dumb. And belted! And appears to have a bit of a mermaid shape to it? She looks purdy.

6:37: Why are they talking about weight again? Hey, let's play a drinking game where we all drink every time they make an awkward comment having to do with weight.

6:35: Does anyone else think it's funny that the weather is "disturbed"? Ooh: They say the umbrellas are out! Let's play count the umbrella holders!

Uh oh: Kimora loves Heidi's dress? That can't be a compliment. Also, where did Heidi's bangs go?
I smell a hairpiece. I mean, she has the big fringe and the shaggy, shoulder length cut. That ain't a giant updo.

6:29: Kristen Chenoweth, thankfully, is not wearing her silver smock from the other day. I hope we get a better look at what she's wearing, because it's a little prom, but it's also potentially good. Um, why is Seacrest asking Amy Ryan to punch him? This is giving the the uh-oh feeling. I feel embarrassed for her.

Oh look: another man dressed better than Ryan Seacrest!

6:25: George Clooney's girlfriend looks cheap. The fact that Heidi's dress has a train AND the giant collar: Just too much. I think if it were strapless and with the train, it would be good. Amy Ryan's navy dress is the best so far: Classy. I like navy: the runway could use more of it.

6:20I don't know who Ken Baker is, but he's dressed better than Ryan Seacrest. [Thisis who Ken Baker is.] Whoa, Heidi Klum's red dress. Love the color, but the collar scares me. I am not sure why her dress has a giant protruding collar. They say regal. I say deflecting animals who might attack?

6:10: Giuliana is wearing this purple draped gown; Rami Kashou take note! It is bedecked with a sparkly strap. Also, her mike is all blinged out, which is idiotic. But she looks beautiful in purple — perfect with her skin tone. Ladies with olive skin: wear more lavender!

Oh shit: now Kimora is on. Why is she their other fashion guru? She looks like a kept woman, like she is wearing her dressing gown from the boudoir. She says it's J. Mendel. I say it's Concubine.

Oh Jesus, Kimora — Don't call Ellen Page a Plain Jane. That's just rude. Kimora also implied that Miley Cyrus occasionally looks trashy. Pot? Meet Kettle! OH JESUS. THEY ARE SAYING THE LOVE KATHERINE HEIGL BECAUSE SHE'S NOT A SIZE ZERO. And everywhere, women watching start starving themselves. If katherine heigl represents the "average woman" i fear for our gender. Kimora also claims she thinks celebs are getting heavier and heavier. Does she read magazines? Have access to a computer?

6:00: Okay, first Fashion Don't of the evening: Ryan Seacrest. Seriously: what the fuck is he wearing? His jacket has olive/copper lapels. And he's wearing a black tie against a black shirt. Idiot.

Project Runway: The E! True Hollywood Story? [Fashionista]