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kookla
08/04/09

In reply to Brad's Feeling Old; Jen's Feeling Fine
Brad Pitt thinks acting is a younger man's game? Then someone better tell Ben Kingsley, because that old dog learns new tricks in every single film he makes. As a matter of fact, let's just let Ben play all the parts that Brad doesn't want.
And to Jennifer Aniston: Speaking as someone whose life is more on par with Angelina, the grass ain't necessarily always greener. So you continue getting on with your life and I'll live vicariously through you.
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TurtleSpeak
08/04/09

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"Medved says: "Who is going to want to see Downey Jr. and Law make out? I don't think it would be appealing to women."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT!?
Ok, now back to reading the rest of the post...
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SleeplessNights
08/04/09

@TurtleSpeak: RIGHT? That is pretty much the main reason to buy the tickets. I wish I could buy them right now, today! Uh-huh.
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alwaysapropos
08/04/09

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I was gasping for breath as I tried stay afloat in the Sea of Totally Backwards Opinions About Women. I grabbed at a raft but it was too slippery, and it wouldn't let me touch it because I've slept with men. The raft told me its name was Megan Fox before slipping under the waves.
But then I found salvation. I washed up on the shores of the Isle of Wrong, and the leader of the island, the King of Thinking Incorrect Things himself, stepped out of the castle to greet me.
"My name is Michael Medved," he said, "and you don't want to see Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. make out."
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Hooplehead
08/04/09

@alwaysapropos: For. the. WIN!
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TurtleSpeak
08/04/09

@alwaysapropos: Excellent.
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pica
08/04/09

In reply to Brad's Feeling Old; Jen's Feeling Fine
brad--did you know that to become an architect you have to go to...SCHOOL? not just wear nice suits and chew on the end of your glasses and look pretty.
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Trulymadlyme
08/04/09

@pica: He's got a BA from somewhere, so he did go to college and finish. If he was going the architectural route, he'd need a master's and seven years of apprenticeships.
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mysterygirl
08/04/09

@pica: I thought the architecture thing was just an editorial by Dodai, not an actual statement by Pitt.
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pica
08/04/09

@mysterygirl: oops, you're right.
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BAngieB
08/04/09

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Another case of men showing just how much they don't know about women: of course we want to see Robert Downey, Jr. and Jude Law make out.
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jhuang
08/04/09

@BAngieB: I would much rather watch them make out and then beckon me into bed between them. (Marky Mark is now married so I can focus all my energy on fantasizing about RDJ + JL)
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TransFat
08/04/09

@BAngieB: Mr. Medved, may I call you Mike? Mike, I'd like you to meet slash fiction. Slash fiction, Mike. I want to introduce you two because I'm writing one with you and obviousness. Should be pretty hot.
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Le Kangourou de Kataroo
08/04/09

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Jennifer Aniston, I'm glad that you're embracing this new place in society as the "desperate older woman," but maybe you could take that label and spin it/reframe it to something more flattering? Like you're fabulous and don't NEED a man because you've been so successful in life? And maybe that's what you think you're doing with things like The Baster and PUMA, but I don't think those come off like you think they do.
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jigglyball
08/04/09

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I think they come off like a big, fat check in her bank account. But then I'm broke, so my perspective my be skewed.
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captainhaddock
08/04/09

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(I know this has been said already, but just had to reiterate...)
"Who is going to want to see Downey Jr. and Law make out? I don't think it would be appealing to women."
O_O
Dude, iz you serious? This movie looks like shit and I'm only seeing it watch RDJ and Law do anything on screen. Little did I know there would be actual flirtation going on...
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Maggita
08/04/09

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Dear Michael Medved: EVERYONE wants to see Law and Downey, Jr. Two cute boys can't go wrong.
Anything involving Hugh Jackman and Mika cannot fail to be wonderful. Once again, two cute boys: how can you go wrong?
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
08/04/09

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I feel for the NYPD in these situations. I remember at the peak of the TRL days, crowds would practically shut down Times Square just to get a glimpse of Britney Spears. Having to do crowd control for a bunch of teenagers seems like a waste of police resources.
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Devonna
08/04/09

In reply to Brad's Feeling Old; Jen's Feeling Fine
It doesn't sound like Brad Pitt's done with show biz. I think he's just doing what he's been doing the past couple of years - taking the roles he wants, because he can afford to do so.
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IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
08/04/09

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I never realized that relying on your status as eye candy instead of actually acting was considered a "ballsy acting move." How interesting.
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RosietheRiveting
08/04/09

@IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I've never seen any of her movies...but she just seems like any other overly sexed vacuous Hollywoodite who will rely solely on her looks for a few years and then fade to obscurity.
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unmoldednicole
08/04/09

@RosietheRiveting: Um, she already hasn't done that seeing as she was on a tv show that people still watch for 10 years. She won't win any oscars but I seriosuly doubt obscurity is in her future. People also like to talk about her personal life a little.
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mysterygirl
08/04/09

@unmoldednicole: Isn't this thread about Megan Fox? I don't think I'm familiar with your evidence, unless you're talking about Jennifer Aniston.
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unmoldednicole
08/04/09

@mysterygirl: Oh Duh. Sorry.
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mysterygirl
08/04/09

@unmoldednicole: No worries. :)
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BlondeGoddess
08/04/09

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Movie experts have no idea what women want. The Baster? The Ugly Truth? Rom-coms?! Hell no!
But RDJ and Jude Law making out? HELLO!
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lilbobbytables
08/04/09

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Dude, I hope Dustin Lance Black wins the suit. Posting pics of people in intimate settings without their explicit consent is not cool.
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descent
08/04/09

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Oh Detective Mike Logan, I love you so, but I get the feeling you've earned your share of ire from women.
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dummyfakeroller
08/04/09

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Dear Twihards,

I realize that a majority of Twilight fans are teenagers but the ones who are terrorizing the star of the movie are you, twenty something year old women. Women who have the capacity for maturity but use all their resources to act like teenagers who have never heard or seen a celebrity. I realize that a character you've loved from a book has now been embodied by this man but he is not actually a vampire. He does not actually sparkle. Deep down, you know this. For yourselves please try to show a little control. Restraining orders are never the way to get close to someone.

Sincerely,
dummyfakeroller
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
08/04/09

@dummyfakeroller: I know, right? I feel so bad for him. Especially after I heard he took one stalker to dinner and she got bored and left. Shit, at least sit through dinner you whacko. I'm not a crazy fangirl (actually, I never read the books and the only reason I'm considering watching the movie is for the RiffTrax) but I'd still sit through dinner with him! He seems nice if...weird.
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dummyfakeroller
08/04/09

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: I hadn't heard that. How awful! Maybe it was then that she realized that they are not the same person.
I read the first book because my little sister had it around the house and then she found the movie on surfthechannel and for laughs we saw it. I didn't enjoy either but I see how people could be sucked into that universe.
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emily.jayne
08/04/09

@dummyfakeroller: Yeah, I read the first too, and it just made me think that any adult who does get sucked in is maybe a little stunted. The stalkerish, obsessive goings-on in that book are NOT something a well adjusted adult woman would be into.
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Hooplehead
08/04/09

@emily.jayne: For serious, most of the people in my life who are insisting ZOMG Twilight is the BEST book evar written, get it NOW are....suburban housewives in their thirties and forties. No lie.
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