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    Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    06/03/09

    In reply to Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
    Visual Effects Supervisor, Kevin Mack's Fight Club opening sequence was a truly groundbreaking shot - aside from the reasons he mentions, the fact that the brain is correctly mathematically rendered to scale, and that it is a single, uninterrupted camera movement without cut or transition, makes it an Orson Welles / Alfred Hitchcock shot the likes of which hasn't been seen in some time.


    Yet, because of its' simple elegance, it is unobtrusive as an effects shot, and serves as a perfect foreshadowing, summarizing scene with which to open the story.

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    Image of Scout Scout
    06/03/09

    In reply to Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
    " But the line between attraction and horror is very, very thin"


    ....ah! my last 10 relationships summed up in ONE LINE


    Gracias, Guillermo!


    (PS: I LOVE YOU!)

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    Image of RobertaFisk RobertaFisk
    06/03/09

    In reply to Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
    All I can picture now is a roomful of producers and a pantsless Kate Winslet sitting in the middle as they scrutinize her for pubic hair regrowth and discuss a plan B if there is not as much hair as they need.
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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    06/03/09

    In reply to Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
    I cannot help it, but when I read "I'm a celebrity get me outta here" this is the insta-dialogue in my head:


    "I'm a celebrity": Nope, nope you're not.

    "Get me outta here": Go away and it's all good.

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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    06/03/09

    In reply to Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
    As much as I'm over vampires being the hot new thing right now, I would read del Toro's book/watch the movie he'll probably adapt of it. Because del Toro is just that cool.
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    Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was starred Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was unstarred
    Image of Wit is periodically disensouled Wit is periodically disensouled
    06/03/09

    @Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: Yes, yes he is. And considering what he did to fairy tales in Pan's Labyrinth...


    *anticipates*

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    Image of hfree hfree
    06/03/09

    In reply to Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
    RE the Melissa Joan Hart quote: the editor of People gave a similar quote to the New York Times. He said that the only way Farrah was getting on the cover again was if she were to die soon. It was in a conversation where he was also deciding whether to put MJH on the cover.
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    Image of taranwanderer taranwanderer
    06/03/09

    In reply to Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
    Oh Guillermo Del Toro, please stop talking about vampires as the Ultimate Bad Boys! I am so sick of vampires I no longer looking forward to season 2 of True Blood.


    Can we move on to the Next Big Thing already?

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    Image of ketamineKitty ketamineKitty
    06/03/09

    In reply to Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
    I don't know who Nellie McKay is but I'm pretty sure getting angry about that lyric is only going to solidify the point.
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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    06/03/09

    @ketamineKitty: Look up Nellie McKay. The song is sarcastic--she's an amazing feminist musician.
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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    06/03/09

    @ketamineKitty: Or just read the comments further upthread.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    06/03/09

    @Majrhoulihan: That's what this comment was saying. ie, if the humor isn't recognized in the lyric then the point stands.

    A bit clever, ketamine kitty!
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    Image of HistoricUpstart HistoricUpstart
    06/03/09

    @ketamineKitty: Watch, people!
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    Image of KittyKittyCat KittyKittyCat
    06/03/09

    In reply to Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
    Hugh Laurie is almost 50? For some reason this does not decrease my attraction to him whatsoever, despite the fact I am almost 30 years younger.
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    06/03/09

    In reply to Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
    Several days ago I was watching both Michael Sheen and Lucy Davis in a 1997 television series called The Grand. Michael is instantly recognisble whatever he does but I couldn't work out who Lucy was until the credits.Michael, I think, is destined to be one our finest actors, which is more than can be said for his ex wife.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    06/03/09

    In reply to Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
    Audrina, you may think you're a star, but you're no match for a SUPERSTAR!


    Photobucket

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    Image of AuntPenny AuntPenny
    06/03/09

    In reply to Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
    Kenzo Hounsou sounds like a good name for a designer.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/03/09

    In reply to Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
    Taylor, you seem like a nice kid and I think you are just cute as a button, but um, did you actually READ New Moon? It isn't about heartbreak. It's about Bella whining for about 300 pages.


    That said, if K-Stew can make the role more compelling somehow, I believe you.

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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    06/03/09

    In reply to Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
    Jude Law is playing Hamlet on the stage in London, and one of his costars - the skull he holds when he gives the "Alas, poor Yorick" speech - comes from Salt Lake City, Utah and dates back to 1800.


    Sorry, Jude Law. David Tennant is my Dream Hamlet (tm). I am going to buy like eleventy billion copies of his (Tennant's) BBC Hamlet when it comes out.

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    Image of remedymalahide remedymalahide
    06/03/09

    @lilbobbytables: wait... is a film of his Hamlet really coming out, for real? It won't be the same as the stage, but seeing as tix were £250 when I tried to buy (and he was ill anyways) I'd happily settle for a TV/film/DVD version!
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    06/03/09

    @remedymalahide: [www.upi.com]


    This better not be lies. My poor heart would break into a billion pieces that only kidnapping David Tennant and forcing him to act soliloquies would fix. But that would come with jail, and I have seen Oz. No thanks.

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    Image of Wit is periodically disensouled Wit is periodically disensouled
    06/03/09

    @lilbobbytables: I would have loved to see David Tennant as Hamlet. That said, Sam West still reigns as the best I have ever seen. The man held the entire audience in the palm of his hand for three hours.
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    Wit is periodically disensouled was starred Wit is periodically disensouled was unstarred
    Image of SunburnedCounsel SunburnedCounsel
    06/03/09

    @Wit is periodically disensouled: I saw Alan Cumming as Hamlet when he was much, much younger- and he is my standard now. Just the right amount of crazy.
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    Image of tiny_danza tiny_danza
    06/03/09

    In reply to Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
    I had a cat called Merkin.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    06/03/09

    @tiny_danza: As did Dawn French, back in the day.
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    06/03/09

    @tiny_danza: That's the best thing I have read in a long time...
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    06/03/09

    @tiny_danza: Hearted for your excellent naming skillz (both your cat and your screen name). One question though: was the cat short or long haired? Because, you know, short-haired cats are really just pre-pubescent kitties and why would anyone want to cuddle with that? ;)
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