Everyone Freak Out: Creepy Bionic Mannequins Are Watching You Shop

I've always distrusted mannequins. Sure, it may be slightly irrational to be wary of an inanimate object, but I've long suspected those uncannily flexible bone-white bitches were watching me with those empty, expressionless eyes. Now, my nonsensical neuroses have been confirmed, in spades: some retailers are using… » 11/20/12 4:50pm 11/20/12 4:50pm