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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/07/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    but are they insolent sex toy parties? #sextoyparties
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    Why ... do they have ... tentacles? #sextoyparties
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    Image of RousseMacabre RousseMacabre
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    Of course a priest wouldn't like sex toys. It promotes sexual deviance, and horror of horrors, masturbation. I'm sure God, if he exists, would like a device that causes pleasure much more than a device that causes pain, and especially if you are using it on someone else. #sextoyparties
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    Image of lalie (apologetic mess) lalie (apologetic mess)
    11/06/09

    @RousseMacabre: You mean He wouldn't be pro-Pear of Anguish?

    But the Inquisition loved that so! #sextoyparties
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    Image of sonjamikail sonjamikail
    11/06/09

    @lalie (apologetic mess): I just googled pear of anguish, and I don't think my lady parts will ever recover #sextoyparties
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/06/09

    @sonjamikail: I'm pretty sure that's the next Castlevania game. They've moved on from music and on to fruit. #sextoyparties
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/06/09

    @sonjamikail: sometimes they stuck it in a fire first. Down in the hot coals where it's best to cook the marshmallows. #sextoyparties
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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    11/10/09

    @sonjamikail: Memo to self: stop Googling things you don't know about [shudder]. Trust me. Love, me. #sextoyparties
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    A lady at the super conservative church I used to work at got in trouble for hosting sex toy and lingerie parties for married women. I was the only person who stood up for her. It just show that the fear of sex has nothing to do with premarital/post-marital discrepancies. They just fear sex. #sextoyparties
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    Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! promoted this comment EndangeredRed was starred EndangeredRed was unstarred
    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    11/06/09

    @EndangeredRed: Exactly. If anything, can't vibrators help virgins avoid actual, sinful pre-marital sex? #sextoyparties
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/06/09

    @Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Yes, I can't remember where, (it might actually have been in a post here) but I know for a fact that i've seen multiple studies on how both men and women that are raised to feel that masturbation is natural and an ok activity tend to lose their virginity later in life and report having a more satisfying sex life after becoming active. #sextoyparties
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    Image of CynicalPink CynicalPink
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    As a virgin who just got her first vibrator at 25, I would like to ask the respected Father to make up his goddamned mind. I either have some good old fashioned extra-marital sex or take care of business for myself.

    That out of the way - GAAAAHH! Why the spikies!? Why!? That can't POSSIBLY feel good, can it? How would it even fit in...gaaahhh... #sextoyparties
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    Image of yinyang yinyang
    11/06/09

    @CynicalPink: I'm just guessing but I think they are probably soft and squashy rubber. They do look pretty scary though. I'm not a fan of the Beetles or whatever. I like my vibrator animals to be mammals, thank you very much. Or at least a penguin or something. #sextoyparties
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    11/06/09

    @yinyang: I'd almost prefer the Cthulu creatures to some of the stuff I've seen. The cutesy bunny rabbits kinda freak me out and an alarming number of vibes have, like, faces on them. I'm not looking for something to make me say "awww," I'm looking for something to get me off!
    The one I ended up buying kinda annoys me on a purely scientific level. The box calls the critter a "beaver" and I know what they were going for with that but there is nothing beaver-like about it. It's a platypus and I'm glad for it. #sextoyparties
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    CollegeCamel promoted this comment CynicalPink was starred CynicalPink was unstarred
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    11/06/09

    @CynicalPink: They make a rabbit-style vibe that lacks any sort of animal quality...it's called "Thumbelina" and the bit that is usually rabbit-shaped doesn't look like anything alive, except for maybe an alien. #sextoyparties
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/06/09

    @CynicalPink: They make rabbit vibes so they can sell them as novelties because in many states and districts you can't sell sex toys. #sextoyparties
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    How does this discourage relationships? The last time I checked, anal beads can't take me out to a nice dinner. #sextoyparties
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/06/09

    @morninggloria: Yeah, mine are stingy too. All they gave me was a half bag of Corn Nuts and a warm can of SunKist. #sextoyparties
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/06/09

    @morninggloria: My vibrator often takes me out. We go to the movies, to cafes, on hikes. Clearly you're dating the wrong sex toys. #sextoyparties
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/06/09

    @NellMood: I am going to have a Very Serious Talk with my sex toys when I get home. #sextoyparties
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/06/09

    @morninggloria: I mean, honestly, you deserve better. If your anal beads are too embarrassed to be seen with you in public you need to move on. #sextoyparties
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    11/06/09

    @morninggloria: yeah but they don't answer back when you order for them. #sextoyparties
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/06/09

    @NellMood: I cooked my butt plug a delicious spaghetti dinner the other night and did I even get a thank you? No, sir, I did not. #sextoyparties
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/06/09

    @morninggloria: God, butt plugs are such assholes. #sextoyparties
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/06/09

    @NellMood: They can be awfully stuck-up. #sextoyparties
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/06/09

    @morninggloria: #sextoyparties
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    Leave the last word off that headline and you've got a blockbuster porn title. #sextoyparties
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    Image of Anna Anna
    11/06/09

    @andBegorrah: hA! #sextoyparties
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    Guy clearly also hasn't spent any time at Good Vibrations enviously watching couples shopping for toys. #sextoyparties
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/06/09

    @la.donna.pietra: I hate the couples at sex stores. So secretive, so cluelesss. Go make a baby, breeders, and leave my to my lonely porn-and-wine filled saturday nights. #sextoyparties
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    Image of FireflyinJuly FireflyinJuly
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    Not so much - i have a lovely relationship with my hitachi magic wand. #sextoyparties
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    serreca promoted this comment FireflyinJuly was starred FireflyinJuly was unstarred
    Image of serreca serreca
    11/06/09

    @FireflyinJuly: Me too - and I'm happily married! #sextoyparties
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    And then one day, someone is going to open his fridge and find the vamp vibrator, and call him a hypocrite, and he will reply "But this is different! Edward and I are in a meaningful, fulfilling relationship!" #sextoyparties
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    11/06/09

    @LuvEwan: You aim too low. The way right-wing hypocrisy's been going these days, someone's going to leak a video of him being pleasured by Rabbit and Dolphin-shaped vibes operated by underage male sex slaves dressed as altar boys. #sextoyparties
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/06/09

    @Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: No, the Holy Grail (ha!) of hypocrisy would be the entire Divine Interventions catalogue:

    [www.divine-interventions.com] #sextoyparties
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    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    Where can I get one of those? Those look like too much fun. #sextoyparties
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    Image of lolabee lolabee
    11/06/09

    @Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: this company is about to see a major spike in their sales #sextoyparties
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    Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini promoted this comment lolabee was starred lolabee was unstarred
    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    11/06/09

    @lolabee: that priest sounds like a little prick to me. #sextoyparties
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/06/09

    @Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: The pink one and the brown one are calling my name. #sextoyparties
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    Image of lolabee lolabee
    11/06/09

    @Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: he's thorny to say the least. #sextoyparties
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    Image of otoacousticsparkles otoacousticsparkles
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties
    cactus. peen. giving. me. nightmares. #sextoyparties
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    Eleanor Ramilly promoted this comment otoacousticsparkles was starred otoacousticsparkles was unstarred
    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    11/06/09

    In reply to Prudish Priest Slams Sex Toy Parties

    Those spiky vibrators are freaking the shit out of me. They look like what I would find if I tried to go down on Pinhead. #sextoyparties
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    11/06/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Maybe he should be called Pinheads. #sextoyparties
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/06/09


    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I was thinking Sea Anemones. #sextoyparties
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/06/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I was thinking these must be the new Cthulu-themed vibes from Miskatonic Pleasure Chest. #sextoyparties
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    Image of valhalla_i_am_coming valhalla_i_am_coming
    11/06/09

    @Jack_Burton: I love you. #sextoyparties
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    Image of not_kinky not_kinky
    11/06/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I couln't have found a better connection! #sextoyparties
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment not_kinky was starred not_kinky was unstarred
    Image of schlegs84 schlegs84
    07/23/09

    In reply to Animals In Advertising: A Hall Of Fame
    Does anyone else cry at this commercial? Not that I do....
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    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    07/23/09

    In reply to Animals In Advertising: A Hall Of Fame
    I used to know the Gordita anthem by heart. I'm not sure how to feel about that now.
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