<![CDATA[Jezebel: duh]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: duh]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/duh http://jezebel.com/tag/duh <![CDATA[Season's Greetings And All, But You're Doing It Wrong]]> A German scientist wants children's book and greeting card illustrators to know that snowflakes actually have six points, not eight, and that raindrops are not actually tear-shaped. P.S.: Stick figures? That's not how people actually look! [MSNBC]

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<![CDATA[Woman Sees Virgin Mary In MRI • Science Says Sugar Is Addictive]]> • A woman from Florida who has cancer, arthritis and no insurance plans to sell an MRI of her brain taken in 2002 that she claims contains an image of the Virgin Mary. • A young woman from Louisiana was arrested for aggravated battery when she stabbed her older boyfriend after they got into an argument because he wasn't in the mood to have sex. • A team at Cambridge University claim that women have evolved to go through menopause because older women decided it was best to stop having children and take care of their grandchildren rather than compete with younger women for mates. •

• A roving gang of female bandits have been stealing credit cards and IDs from men at bars in Austin, Texas and using the plastic to get cash. • A recent study has found that postpartum depression can lead to poor sleep quality and the lack of sleep can aggravate PPD symptoms. • Russia's main pro-government youth group is staging a "Miss Constitution 2008" beauty contest for women to represent some changes to the constitution that the group would like to see added which includes extending the presidential term so Putin can reclaim the top job. • A new book, Femme Fatale: The Female Criminal, compares representations of female criminals in films and books with mug shots of actual female criminals from the State Reformatory of Women at Long Bay from 1914 to 1930. • A new study has found that cash incentives may help dieters stay motivated to lose weight because... duh. • A recent study has found that women have not made significant gains in top U.S. jobs but women are poised to make more achievements in the future. • An 82-year-old woman in New Hampshire was lucky to have her cell phone with her when she fell down a 12 foot well on Sunday. She called 911 and was saved in minutes. • A Princeton University scientist has found new evidence that sugar is addicting. • A new study has found that although half of women remember their labor pain as being less severe than it was at the time, one in six mothers remember it being more painful after 5 years of giving birth. • The rise in "matrimonial detectives" in England has been attributed to the recession by one cheater PI, who sees more people cheating when they have more spare time. •

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<![CDATA[ You will be shocked to learn that the parents...]]> You will be shocked to learn that the parents of Ashley Dupre, the prostitute whose involvement with Eliot Spitzer was a factor in his resignation, were very upset to find out that their daughter was secretly working as a sex worker. In a 20/20 interview that airs tomorrow night, Dupre reveals how her mother and stepfather reacted when they found out she was working as a hooker ("disgusted" but not willing to kick her out). Dupre also discusses her wish to become a singer and "follow [her] music." Good luck with that! [NY Post]

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<![CDATA[The Baby Borrowers Shows Dumb Teens That Parenting Is Hard]]> It sure seems like a lot of teens are getting pregnant these days, and seeing pictures of Jamie Lynn Spears cheerfully roaming around Wal-Mart isn't really sending a message that baby-raisin' is hard to do. Seeing an education possibility (and by "education" we mean "ratings and profit") in this new "trend," NBC has created a reality TV show, The Baby Borrowers, based on a BBC program in the UK. The show follows five couples in their late-teens, all of "varying social and ethnic backgrounds", who want to experience the process of raising a child. Each week, the couples are given a new person to care for, ranging from infant to old person, and a major message is communicated: parenting is really hard! But did we need a TV show to tell us that? The critics weigh in, after the jump.

Washington Post:

What's wrong with "The Baby Borrowers," NBC's new domestic reality show? For starters, everything, and then again nothing — nothing that isn't wrong with most reality shows of similar bent.

Once you accept as givens the many foibles and failings of the format — exploitation and humiliation packaged as entertainment — "Baby Borrowers" is not without value, and value beyond whatever ratings it might earn for NBC, king of the have-no-shames. Insights into human behavior, particularly stress-driven behavior, are not beyond possibility. And at a basic, manipulative level, the show is bound to have you rooting for some of the contestants while hissing and booing others.

The New York Times:

Only one of the young women, Kelly, a student at Auburn University in Alabama, demonstrates a real knack for parenthood. She is horrified when Morgan, a fellow mother-in-training and a surfer from San Diego, changes a diaper without wiping the baby’s bottom first. Morgan, who is blond and sullen and dismissed by her boyfriend for her laziness, seems consistently surprised by the digestive habits of the very young. She constantly wears an expression of confusion, as if to say, “I auditioned for ‘The Hills’ and still don’t understand why I never got a callback.”

The experiment, which can get repetitive, also tests the solidity of each relationship. Morgan and her boyfriend, Daton, acknowledge their shakiness upfront, but the other couples seem to assume that they are strong enough to withstand the stresses of regurgitation and tantrums.

Los Angeles Times:

With its emphasis on the domestic, "The Baby Borrowers" has the potential to be that rare animal — a show for the whole family. Even the youngest children can appreciate a baby spitting out food or how gross it is to change a poopy diaper, teens will like seeing their peers mouth off and mess up, and parents, of course, will emerge feeling victorious, validated at last for all their unsung heroics.

But the take-away is probably sweetest for women over 30. All the young women on "The Baby Borrowers" are lovely to look at, with their flawless skin and unlined faces. But watching them whipsaw between independence and petulance, confidence and narcissism, those of us who have reached adulthood with our faculties intact can exult in the fact that, no matter what else happens in our lives, we will never, ever, have to be 18 again.

USA Today:

And that's the mind-boggling question at the center of NBC'sThe Baby Borrowers, TV's latest life's-a-joke assault on the boundaries of bad taste: Who in heaven's name would lend their infant out as a reality-show challenge? Yet there they are, five babies given to five teenage couples in a "groundbreaking experiment" that, as the show progresses, will find the same couples caring for toddlers, pre-teens, teens and, in the end, senior citizens.

Tonight at 8 ET/PT, Baby Borrowers wants to have things both ways, teasing you with the quickly dismissed possibility that the babies might be at risk while ignoring the cold, hard fact that they are at risk, no matter what safeguards exist. If the borrowers drop those babies, how could the show's "shadow nannies" catch them before they hit the floor? And even if the babies aren't in danger, what is the upside for them in this arrangement? They certainly don't seem very happy about it.

Variety:

As a consequence, viewers who endure the first few episodes will probably find themselves pulled along if only for the final crawl to see which couples survived the experiment.

At one point, as a toddler drives one couple to distraction, the kid's real mom — watching a monitor — wryly muses that this is the point where the pseudo-parents "run screaming for the condom aisle."

Newsday:

The conceit, and joke, of "The Office" is the idea that a documentary on office life is an absurdity wrapped in an inanity. What happens in an office? Well, people push paper around, and gossip, and go out after work, and ... In a sense, "Baby Borrowers" has embraced this conceit without embracing the absurdity. What is it like to raise a baby, whether you're a teen or adult? Well, it's really hard work, and babies burp and cry and you don't sleep much, and ... Yes, this is life, and yes, as subject matter for television, this is also boring. NBC clearly has serious intentions here (producer Tom Kelly, a "Survivor" alum, is a master of the form). Teenage pregnancy does exist (have you heard?) and this show wants to serve, on some level as a reality check. Such checks are fine. That doesn't make them watchable.

NPR:

Realism just isn't Baby Borrowers strong suit. The show's idea of simulating pregnancy is having its teenage contestants don fat suits. And even such a simple challenge is enough to drive a wedge between one couple, Kelly and Austin. [audio of Austin making fun of Kelly in a "suit like a pregnant lady," Kelly throwing a tantrum because he laughed at her and refusing to wear the fat suit] Yes, there is plenty of crying, whining, and whimpering on this show. And sometime you'll hear from the babies as well If poor Kelly can't deal with a fat suit, can you imagine her attempting breast-feeding?
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A show like Baby Borrowers should really function as a gut-check for any teenager contemplating early parenthood. But too often it just goes for silly sight gags like dirty diapers.

"The Baby Borrowers" premieres tonight on NBC at 9/8 c.

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<![CDATA[Not Every Guy Wants To (Or Should) Be Well-Groomed]]> When it comes to guys and grooming, we've just about heard it all: the Metrosexual, the retrosexual, the ill-kempt, the preening. Queer Eye For The Straight Guy was hit back in whenever. And a new UK survey has found that the average British man takes about half an hour getting ready to go out, and this number has gone up by 30% in the last five years. Although the Daily Mail (the paper we love to hate) tries to force shame on men ("Guys are becoming more vain," reads the headline), is there really a story here at all? Some dudes traipse around with messy hair, rumpled clothes and dirty fingernails while their dates have a blowout, manicure, makeup and heels. But do these guys need "fixing"?



The Today show sure thinks so: This morning saw a segment called "Scruffy Man Makeovers" in which the hosts dragged out grizzly, bearded dudes in need of shaves and haircuts. After the "afters", the women in their lives gushed about how handsome they were, and every single guy had the same, that was a fun thing I don't have to do again for awhile expression on his face. There's no way these men were reformed — or want to be! A man either sees the point of upkeep or doesn't. There's a difference between vanity and hygiene, and there's a difference between a makeover and an ambush on someone's personal choices (or lack thereof.) If a guy doesn't want to cut his hair or spend any time shaving, so what? Wouldn't most women would love to cut down on the time they spend primping? Why do we feel the need to change a man who's living the ready-in-no-time dream?

A Half-Hour To Groom? Guys Are Becoming More Vain [Daily Mail]
Scruffy Man Makeovers [Today]

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<![CDATA[Do People Really Do The "Friends With Benefits" Thing Anymore?]]> Have a friend you also fuck but can't commit to? Guess what? The chances of you committing to him (or her) at any point in the future are lower than they might be if you were not friends who were casually fucking without commitment! ! I think this is sort of like the thing where your life expectancy goes up the older you manage to get without dying. But who really does the "friends with benefits" thing after college? Haven't most of us learned that lesson about acquiring drinking buddies instead of fuck buddies? (Um, since most of us seem like pretty good drunks around here?) Because if you fall off the abstinence wagon with a drinking buddy, chances are you won't remember? I surveyed the Jezerati.

And it turns out no one I know really keeps too many fuck buddies on hand anymore. Because sex with a drinking buddy is by definition drunk sex, the act is one of affection, not infatuation, and therefore not that great. "If it does turn out to be great, that's almost scarier; like, hey, I signed up for a one-night stand!" explained a Jezebel. Another Jezebel likes to fuck almost exclusively strangers; another will have one-night stands with buddies that go nowhere; and Jezebel 3 learned her lesson having fuck-buddy relationships with dudes she actually liked. (Ugh: if you're not in college; DON'T DO THIS!) Another of our drinking buddies actually drew up a "contract" before she had sex with a drinking buddy. And it worked! We are trying to get her to scan it in now.

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Friends With Benefits, And Stress Too [NY Times]

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