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Mom-To-17 Michelle Duggar Set To Birth Another Damn Baby

This morning on the Today show, Michelle Duggar, who has given birth to seventeen children, announced that she is pregnant. Again. One of her older sons practically gagged as he responded to the news, and her husband, Jim Bob, said the pregnancy was not planned: "We let the Lord decide," he explained. Oh, God. Anyway: The kids proceeded to shower Michelle with gifts; one daughter said, "My mom mentioned a while back that she really would like a pearl necklace." (Hey kid, maybe she didn't mean jewelry? Maybe it was a quiet plea to get the hubs to try spilling his seed somewhere not near her uterus?) When the same daughter explained that she bought an outfit as a gift because "My mom is usually pregnant," no one could contain their laughter. Clip above. (Oh, and the new baby's name will begin with a J, clearly. Any suggestions? Jennifer, Joshua, John David, Janna, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, and Johannah are already taken.)

Earlier: Matt Lauer: 'Hey, Duggars, What's With All The J Names?'
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Our 'Knocked Up' Baby Lust Is Just About Gone

So you might've heard that ever since seeing Knocked Up, all we've been able to think about is how badly we want babies. Or, er, babies with Seth Rogen. And, like, right now. But then we came across the website of the Duggar family and our vaginas began hurting. Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar have SIXTEEN FUCKING CHILDREN and their 17th one is due in two months. More photos of the Duggar clan, after the jump. More »