In today’s Tweet Beat, Billy Eichner invented man on the street interviews apparently, Dave Hill is correct and Christina Applegate is a mom.

We cherish Diplo for his music, and we cherish Diplo for his propensity for getting into dudefights on Twitter. We most recently saw the DJ/producer Wesley Pentz getting scrappy at Pitchfork’s “balding music critics” for misreporting the timing of a stabbing in Vegas (it did NOT happen during a Jack Ü set), but now it…

In today’s incredibly important dude fight news, Kanye West and Deadmau5 have been making dry jokes about each other on Twitter for the past few hours.

Do you ever have a moment that takes you so far out of your own sanity that you begin to question if this little journey around the sun called life is even real? Well, Donald Trump is fighting with the Pope, so, there you go. Enjoy the trip.

Dude is always kind of salty these days, no?

Donald Trump is still breathing, so of course he is engaged in yet another petty argument that only bolsters the case that he’s an animatronic buffoon in an expensive suit and oversized veneers.

In August 2013, in the middle of a small forest, the R&B trio known as TGT (Tyrese, Ginuwine, Tank) dropped their debut album, Three Kings. Promotion for said album included such memorable moments as Ginuwine drunkenly singing on stage. The group is now sadly no longer, and two initials in that acronym have resorted…

Robert de Niro won’t stand for condescension toward celebs, and recently gave a public rebuke to a tech CEO whose tone he didn’t like.

On your left, you’ll observe two Internet-famous media men having a fight about Hillary Clinton.

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The internet had various reactions yesterday to a dudefight between two white men in downtown Brooklyn. White Jogger told White Stroller-Pusher that he enjoys fighting “babies” like WSP, and, furthermore, “The only reason white people like you live here is because I settled this fucking neighborhood for you!” Classic.

Diplo has had it up to here with music critics, specifically “balding music critics who can only review Future and Drake and terrible indie rock.” That’s very specific.

One of the greatest — read: saddest — dudefights of our time is that between Jack White of the White Stripes and both of the Black Keys, three fully grown and very wealthy men who can’t stop scuffing dirt at each other on the playground while we all feel intense secondhand embarrassment. Patrick Carney, the Keys’…

Deadmau5—an EDM diva and dude fighter who disapproves of having horses in clubs—also really hates “Where Are Ü Now.” Is it the Ü in the title that’s troubling him?

This is a story about former One Direction member Zayn Malik, his new enemy Calvin Harris, Calvin’s girlfriend Taylor Swift, Taylor’s newish enemy Miley Cyrus, Taylor’s longtime enemy Spotify, Taylor’s almost-enemy Apple Music, and a Twitter user named Bitch Problems. So sit down, grab a cup of tea, and put a few…

Deadmau5, a catty EDM individual, previously had a reasonable request for David Guetta: don’t bring horses to the club, bruh! Now, Deadmau5 is fighting again, this time with Skrillex.http://jezebel.com/deadmau5-picks...

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A Staten Island man is so annoyed with a lawsuit he thinks is unjustified that he’s demanded trial by combat to settle the issue, if the courts insist that there’s an issue to settle. Name your champions, because it looks like we’ve got a DUDEFIGHT!