<![CDATA[Jezebel: ducks]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: ducks]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/ducks http://jezebel.com/tag/ducks <![CDATA[Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor]]> • Did you know there was a such thing as a "Stripper-mobile?" Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. But some people are worried that driving around in a clear plastic truck while pole dancing may not be safe.

Although nothing about the truck — which is used to advertise for a strip club — is illegal, some commissioners fear that it could cause accidents. • In 2005, Melanie Dawn Williams went into premature labor and ran a red light on the way to the hospital. Two police officers chased after her, followed her into the hospital, and tackled her in the emergency room. The over-zealous cops then dragged her outside, where they proceeded to handcuff her. Eventually a nurse found her, and brought her back in for medical care. Williams now says she may sue for unlawful arrest. •  A British woman has received a £75 fine for littering after she was caught throwing bread to ducks. "I do not intend to pay the fine," she said. "I'm going to fight this to the end." •  A 56-year-old Oregon man has been charged with making threatening calls to a local Planned Parenthood. Gregory Paul Freeman reportedly threatened to blow up the clinic. They also received a voice message that said: "Uh, please go ahead and dial the, uh, United States of America, because I'm going to burn your abortion clinic down because you are a baby killer and you hate babies." •  In the past year the pay gap between men and women in Britain has fallen - but only by 1%. There still remains a 16.4% gap in the U.K. If improvement continues at this rate, it will be 17 years before women receive equal pay. •  The Maryland university system has opted not to police porn on college campuses. They voted unanimously to reject the policy, on the grounds that it would hinder free speech and suck up too much funding. • Former CIA agent Valerie Plame lost her appeal to declassify part of her memoir Fair Game. Plame and her publisher sued the CIA in 2007 to block the agency from blacking out the dates she worked there, but the appeals court ruled that, "Because Ms. Wilson is obligated by a secrecy agreement with the CIA not to disclose information, the district court correctly ruled." • Weston General Hospital in England has banned pregnant women with a BMI of more than 34 from giving birth at the hospital, forcing them to travel 20 miles to the nearest maternity ward. The hospital claims it's not equipped to handle complicated births. "Our foremost concern is for the safety of mothers who deliver here and their babies," said a spokesman. "Mothers with a high BMI are at increased risk in labour of bleeding, needing an instrumental delivery or complications, such as the baby's shoulder becoming trapped behind the pubic bone." • French art expert Pascal Cotte analyzed the Mona Lisa with a special camera and found she used to have eyebrows and a wider smile. He says da Vinci painted some details on top of a glaze that was meant to make the portrait look 3-D. "That could explain why the eyebrows have disappeared – they have faded because of chemical reactions or they have been cleaned off," said Cotte. • University of Haifa researcher found that the hormone oxytocin, which affects trust, empathy and generosity, also affects opposite behaviors, like jealousy and gloating. "Subsequent to these findings, we assume that the hormone is an overall trigger for social sentiments: when the person's association is positive, oxytocin bolsters pro-social behaviors; when the association is negative, the hormone increases negative sentiments," said lead researcher Simone Shamay-Tsoory. • A British woman saw a suspicious message pop up on her husband's computer so she pretended to be a 14-year-old schoolgirl and contacted him on the internet from another computer in their house. He asked her to meet for sex and "used a webcam to film himself carrying out acts of indecency," which she could see on her screen in the other room. He was found guilty of engaging in sexual activity in the presence of a child and making and possessing illegal images, and his wife left him. •

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<![CDATA[Unlucky Duck Gets Orthopedic Sandal • Overuse Of IVF Due To Sexism?]]> • This poor duckling was going to be put down following an accident that left him with a fractured leg, but his owner enlisted the help of a local cobbler and ended up with an adorable corrective sandal.

Olympic gymnast Nastia Liukin has big plans for the 2012 games. "Just because I accomplished the biggest thing in gymnastics doesn't mean you have to call it quits. I still have the desire and motivation to accomplish bigger things. I know I have that opportunity to accomplish something that's never been done before. It's pretty amazing," she told the New York Times. And whether or not Liukin manages to grab another gold, we will certainly be seeing more gymnastics on television, thanks to a deal recently struck between USA Gymnastics and NBC. • Thanks to the ACLU, peace activist Sally Ferrell will now be allowed to teach students at the Wilkes Country high school in North Carolina about peaceful alternatives to joining the military. For years, Ferrell had been barred from the school by a board that called her activities "unpatriotic." • Inexplicably, men want to wear swimsuits that look like Bruno's lederhosen. "I sold 20,000 of them in just eight weeks," says an Austrian inventor. • It took much longer than usual for Chinese officials to check the IDs of a group of women returning from South Korea — because they'd gone there for plastic surgery, and didn't look like their passport photos anymore. • A survey says the average woman spends 16 months of her life crying. • To help you make your quota: Euna Lee says her daughter "is still a bit nervous about mommy going to work again. She told me today 'Mommy, when I ask you to leave (she meant 'come home'), please come home to me.' She told Doorie (one of my cats) 'Doorie, if you don't listen, mommy will go to the airport.' " • A Planned Parenthood in Spokane, Washington is accused of requiring unnecessary office visits, thereby charging Medicaid an extra $630,000. • The average age of first-time motherhood is rising around the world, to 25 in the US and 29 in Japan and Switzerland. • A Canadian woman who stabbed her husband to death was acquitted of manslaughter because of his "inescapable" abuse. • Dr. Sami David believes that IVF is being overused by lazy doctors. He suggests that part of this is due to sexism and ageism: "Once again, 40 percent of infertility is male factored. So why is the woman being pumped up with the drugs to correct the male factor?... bottom line is you should be seeing the man, sending him to a specialist. And frankly, that's the sexism." •

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<![CDATA[TGIF]]>

[Washington, D.C., July 31. Image via Getty]

A mother duck and her brood after a swim in the reflecting pool near the Lincoln Memorial on July 30, 2009 in Washington, DC. AFP PHOTO/Karen BLEIER (Photo credit should read KAREN BLEIER/AFP/Getty Images)
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<![CDATA[Like Stealing Candy From A Baby]]> The video at left demonstrates why feeding the ducks and feeding the baby don't mix. [Buzzfeed]

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<![CDATA[Wet 'N Wild]]>

[Seehausen, Germany; June 11. Image via Getty]

SEEHAUSEN, GERMANY - JUNE 11: A duck walks past a woman sitting on an bench with an umbrella on June 11, 2009 in Seehausen, Germany. The traditional Corpus Christ Procession in the Bavarian town of Seehausen was cancelled this year due to bad weather. Seehausen celebrates this procession since the about 1930. (Photo by Miguel Villagran/Getty Images)

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<![CDATA[Keep On Duckin': Truck Driver And Duck Become BFFs]]> When trucker Joe Mansheim spent $700 on a duck hunting dog which refused to hunt ducks, his boss joked that he should have just spent the money on a duck instead. And so he did.

What began as a joke has blossomed into a friendship between Mansheim and Frank, a duck who travels along on all of Mansheim's truck rides, perched happily in the front seat. "I'm a duck hunter but I don't consider Frank a duck. I just consider him a friend," says Mansheim, who seems absolutely in love with his little buddy. "Stupid as it sounds maybe if more people had a duck in their lives we wouldn't be all so mad at each other."

Duck In A Truck [Kare11]

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<![CDATA[Russians Do Not Have All Their Ducks In A Row]]>

[Moscow, January 4. Image via Getty]

Wild Mallard ducks congregate on a pond in Moscow on January 4, 2008 as temperatures dropped down to -19 degrees centigrade. AFP PHOTO / YURI KADOBNOV

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<![CDATA[Duck, Duck... No Goose]]>

[Wuerzburg, Germany; December 30. Image via Getty]

Two ducks swim in a lake in the southern German city of Wuerzburg on December 30, 2008. AFP PHOTO DDP/ TIMM SCHAMBERGER GERMANY OUT

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<![CDATA[Reader Roundup]]> Best Comment of the Day, in response to Duck Tales: "Once again, government officials act as enablers for a neglectful mother." We say: it's not her fault that their father was a deadbeat duck! • Worst, in response to Sarah Jessica Parker Puts Best Foot Forward: "Ooooh. FUN shoes. Nice pop of color. Jacket could be better tailored, and the bag is a bit grandma-ish, but I support the idea of this outfit." We say: this comment is the platonic ideal of underminery.

[Image via Oh! My God! I Miss You]

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