Everything About Duck Penises Is Interesting

OMG, Republicans. STOP. Stop ruining everything that is hilarious. You know how once in a while conservatives get together and make a list of all the government-funded stuff they don't think is worth spending money on, in order to make liberals look like wicked cutpurses swindling bewildered old grannies?* (In this… » 3/28/13 10:50am 3/28/13 10:50am

These Intrepid Duck Mail-Carriers Will Make Your Day

At a the Emmanuel Nursing Home in Minnesota, Piper and the Pipettes — who are ducklings — help deliver mail, which sounds both adorable and remarkably inefficient, since every time they stop in someone's room, they demand to be petted. Still, it's not a bad impulse to have civic-minded animals help out with different… » 6/24/12 4:00pm 6/24/12 4:00pm