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party girls

Girl After Our Own Drunken, Period-Sexed Hearts Crashes Tyra

A bunch of "party girls" went on Tyra to talk about their heavy drinking and late nights out, but Tyra turned it into a therapy session of rehab, with counseling from Dr. Drew and reformed porn star Mary Carey, acting as sponsor. We were supposed to view the three party girls as having serious problems, but one girl, Shay, seemed so upbeat and good natured and young that we're thinking that she's not so much an addict, but just someone who's a lot of fun and making mistakes in her youth. (Or maybe it's just that she particularly spoke to us, because she unapologetically divulged stories about getting totally shit faced, sleeping around, and having period sex but forgetting that a tampon is in there.)

Earlier: Period Sex: A 'Do' Or A 'Don't'?
Ten Days In The Life Of A Tampon

4:00 PM on Thu May 8 2008
By Tracie
10,068 views, 117 comments

Latest by Susan B.: @Susan B.: oops, wrong thread more »

leftovers

Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks

A "frustrated, sexually inexperienced" young male seal tries to have sex with a penguin.• Older Japanese singles are trying out that whole online dating thing. • A 51-year-old man admits to using voodoo to seduce teen girls. • Two women make history, win second-"highest" medical prize. • PETA asks Hollywood insiders to whistleblow on animal cruelty on sets. • The houseboat from Sleepless in Seattle is on the market for $2.5 million! • British police report the number of female drunks being arrested has gone up 50% over the past five years. • Ancient androgynous pharaoh, Akhenaten, may have had genetic mutation that made him look feminine. • Colleges are allowing coed dorm rooms. • Men's activists complain about Bad Dads ambush reality TV show.

5:20 PM on Fri May 2 2008
By maria
2,820 views, 83 comments

Latest by zoobabe: @ceejeemcbeegee (AKA!): I get your point, but my understanding of the Humane Society's role on a movie set is that they more »

crappy hour

Did Hillary's Appearance On O'Reilly Actually Make Me Like Her More?

Fox is the only news channel that gets any audio on my cable box. This is something, like the interminable nature of this campaign, I generally regard as a negative. But yesterday I had a revelation. See, Hillary Clinton just went on Bill O'Reilly, and when they aren't rerunning clips of the really boring interview, the Fox News talking heads are creaming their pants over how well she's held up, what a "fighter" she is, etc. And it hit me: has Hillary Clinton's stubborn refusal to drop out maybe been good for America? All the phony, cynical and self-serving praise she's had heaped upon her pantsuited self from Rush and Ann and the Weekly Standard and the "Fair And Balanced" regime has started, ever so gradually, to convert into something genuine: respect. Anyway, The Indianapolis Star just endorsed Hillary, a Baptist minister got ushered out by Secret Service for asking John McCain if he really called his wife a "cunt", and Barack Obama drank shit beer at a VFW and the whole thing has lasted so long it's starting to feel like life itself, and Megan and I decided to look at it on the beer-glass half-full side today. More »

10:30 AM on Fri May 2 2008
By Moe
7,591 views, 290 comments

Latest by dylpickle: Used to be a Hillary supporter but after all her negative campaigning I've changed my mind about her. She's more »

clips

Bad Girls Club Was A Crazy Call And Response

There's really no point to the Oxygen series Bad Girls Club, other than straight-up voyeurism of straight-up assholes, yet it's still riveting. Last night's episode was an example of that, because all that happened in the show's 22 minutes was that Cordelia (the former porn chick) got shit-faced and then screamed a bunch of crazy shit, which prompted her roommates to yell a bunch of crazy shit back at her. Some examples: "I've had plastic surgery, too!" "I had a threesome!" "I had an abusive ex-boyfriend and my dad's a crackhead!" Clip above.

11:00 AM on Wed Apr 9 2008
By Tracie
3,393 views, 29 comments

Latest by dirtyfashion: @hatepaperdoll: Once so artfully demonstrated by my inebriated friend Tom who was, and I quote "showing me how to spit". more »

clips

Amy Winehouse Bombs In Birmingham (Live On Camera)


Those pesky camera phones! It makes it so drunks can't get away with anything anymore. Video clips of Amy Winehouse's disastrous performance in Birmingham last night have begun popping up online. Above is a collection of some of her more bizarre moments — stumbling around, saying "Nothing will ever bring my husband back," chugging booze instead of singing, trying to play guitar, and getting booed as she leaves the stage—taken by a fan in the crowd. Enjoy/cringe!

5:00 PM on Thu Nov 15 2007
By Tracie
6,513 views, 53 comments

Latest by tscheese: I really don't care about this woman one way or another--she's just another pop star trainwreck to me--but how can more »

rich & rehabulous

Celebrity Rehab: The Only "Promise" Is Lindsay Will Remain A Coke-Addled Lush Who Can't Drive

Call me naive; I always figured that, profligacy/paparazzi/presence of other addicted photogenic celebs aside, Lindsay was on balance better off in rehab than at, you know, Hyde. Really, what was I thinking? There is no crop of people more price-insensitive than a bunch of people used to watching a few grand disappear inside their nostrils every day, which is why the sliding scale for rehab in Malibu ranges from the ghetto no-frills cost of $15,000 a month to practically 70 grand a month at Passages, and not that I really give a shit about the exploitation and mistreatment of celebrities but I would like a little variety in my TMZ news cycle and today's LA Times investigation into Promises etc. actually managed to piss me off: there aren't even any fucking doctors working at these places! More »

4:00 PM on Tue Oct 9 2007
By Moe
2,740 views, 29 comments

Latest by whynotshesaid: @bringinghomebacon: My boyfriend had lifelong drug and alcohol issues, but six years ago he went through rehab and started doing more »

intoxicants of the rich and rehabulous

Smirnoff Source, The Official Beverage Of Summer 2007

Yesterday we read about Paula Abdul drinking a form of alcoholic water at a party. We expect that most of the "water" Paula drinks is alcoholic, but this was different: a spring water with 3.5% alcohol content called Smirnoff Source. Just in time for Lindsay's 21st! A "water" for people who are, you know, "sober"! A Google search revealed that the Source was swilled by none other than Samantha Ronson and Anna Kournikova — beloved by winos AND anas alike! — and that it was somehow, like everything else consumed by Hollywood these days, "green." The only other thing we needed to know was how to get a case sent over to the house as quickly as possible! So we IM-ed intern Cheryl. Who, as it turned out, was familiar with Smirnoff Source already, because when liquor companies launch new beverages she is the sort of drunk who sets trends among other drunks. Her verdict: "It's what you drink when you're done with your 'real' drinks." Like Maker's Mark, you mean? After the jump, her review. More »

4:04 PM on Tue Jun 26 2007
By Moe
10,623 views, 17 comments

Latest by sventurata: ... is that organic vodka? How many calories per drink? more »

victims of typecasting

Amy Winehouse Onscreen Not So Different Than Amy Winehouse Offscreen


Since losing all that weight and gaining all that back-comb, Amy Winehouse has been looking like a cracked-out whore—and now she's playing one on cable TV! Thanks to photographer/film director David LaChappelle, who directed Winehouse's latest video, "These Tears Dry on Their Own" (probably the best single from Back to Black), we get to see what it would be like if Amy were a hooker on Hollywood Boulevard. (Spoiler alert: It's sorta the same as her regular life!) The upswing, though, is that every single extra in the video is sinfully ugly, which comparatively makes Amy look kinda pretty. —Slut Machine More »

1:07 PM on Tue Jun 26 2007
By Tracie
1,138 views, 13 comments

Latest by bitsy boozer: You'd think she could muster, like, AN expression, for a song that's so full of emotion... more »