31-Year-Old Paris Hilton Desperately Clings to Youth in Video 'Drunk Text'

Get ready for the next phase of Paris Hilton's career. While she spent her 20s as a pantyless, blond-extensioned, club-hopping socialite in teenie tiny cocktail dresses, it looks like Paris Hilton will spend the rest of her life trying to recapture that former glory of being an accidental pornographer and eating… »2/23/12 4:00pm