Jezebel: drunk dudes

Can Reggie Love Hold His Roofies?

Moe — Wed, 28 May 2008 12:45:00 EDT

Yesterday in Crappy Hour we totally labored over an epic piece on shifting philosophies inside the jihadist movement, but all the regular readers wanted to do was objectify the opposite sex, so in case you missed it, here's a link again to that 9-page photo album of Barack Obama's somewhat handsome aide Reggie Love. Well, yesterday a reader sent us a tenth picture that really completes the whole album. (Click the pic!) We looked at it, immediately thought of making some DrunkenStepfather type joke in the interest of upholding Title IX, then decided to…take another stroll through the photo album. Dude. That's what I'm talking about. [Truth About Duke]

Drawing Dicks On A Dude Is All Fun And Games Until Someone Gets Stabbed

Jessica — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:00:00 EST

It's a scientific fact that fucking with drunk dudes is hilarious, but apparently Scott Masse does not accept the laws of the universe. Mr. Masse became so incensed when he thought his friends drew a penis on his face, he pulled a knife on them. According to the police report, which the Smoking Gun has delightfully posted, Scott awoke at 1 a.m. to find that "someone had drawn a picture of a male genitalia on his face with black marker while he was asleep." Masse threatened to stab someone unless the penis artist admitted to the crime. Unfortunately, Scott scrubbed the ween off his face before the police took his picture, so there's no forensic evidence of the crime. But! We do have a photo a drunk dude we were sent after our original drunk dudes collection was posted. After the jump, this dude puts the drunk in Drunktoberfest.

Dickface Busted [The Smoking Gun]

Earlier: 25 Reasons Drunk Dudes Should Stay Away From Females

This Week, We Learned How To Be On Top

Jessica — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:40:00 EST

Slut Machine faithfully live-blogged the lackluster Top Model finale.
Newly crowned ANTM winner Saleisha taught us that to be on top, you have to be up Tyra's bottom.
Janice Dickinson called Tyra's bottom fat.
You know who didn't teach us about going up the butt? Lame dudes in Cosmo.
But Cosmo did tell us about getting things stuck in uh, other uncomfortable places.
Speaking of uncomfortable places! We discussed stirrup etiquette.
We also went over necessary topics that make some people uncomfortable, including Michelle Obama's skin color, Jamie Leigh Jones's rape, and the murder of 16-year-old Aqsa Parvez.
But we laughed over some hilarrrious pictures of drunk dudes!