How to Drink All Night at the Holiday Party and Not Be That Guy

Listen, drinking all night is not healthy. But it's holiday party season, that perfect storm of open bar and all of your colleagues waiting to see who will be this year's obnoxious, puking, passed out and/or dead person at the party. Don't be that guy. » 12/12/14 5:21pm 12/12/14 5:21pm

First off, let's review the science of drunk. In order to survive…

Do Different Kinds Of Alcohol Get You Different Kinds Of Drunk?

When your friend gets tipsy and starts rambling about how tequila turns her into a savage party monster, and then your other friend vehemently calls bullshit, calmly put your hands up and say this: "Friends. Please. I got this." And then explain to them what I'm about to explain to you. » 8/15/14 4:01pm 8/15/14 4:01pm

Woman Terrorizes Plane With Fake Leg, Slaps Passengers, Demands Smokes

A woman on a flight to Edinburgh went ballistic when she was told she couldn't have her own parachute or smoke cigarettes on her flight. That's when the prosthetic leg came off and the terror started. If this were a Lifetime movie, it would be called Legs On a Plane and would star Aviva Drescher. Unfortunately, this… » 7/31/14 6:20pm 7/31/14 6:20pm

Lindsay Lohan Finally Admits to Relapsing

Yes, Lindsay Lohan's flakiness, pathological tardiness, and refusal to adhere to a shooting schedule—all of which have become the meat of her docu-series—makes her look totally unprofessional and a risky hire for potential producers. But the real reason why Lindsay is the final nail in the coffin of her career is… » 4/07/14 1:20pm 4/07/14 1:20pm

This Week in Tabloids: Kylie & Kendall Are Your New Teen Trainwrecks

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman assists as we gleefully embark on a search and destroy mission for "news" in In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. It should be noted that because the weekly tabloids close their issues on Monday nights, not a single magazine had a story about Kim… » 10/23/13 3:00pm 10/23/13 3:00pm

Courtney Stodden Got Totally Brainfaced Wasted in London

Teen bride Courtney Stodden is still tooling around London after getting evicted from Celebrity Big Brother last week. The 19-year-old went to some place called Whiskey Mist last night without her old man and acted about as age appropriate as we've ever seen her, as she had to be carried out of the club because she… » 9/20/13 10:40am 9/20/13 10:40am

Drunk Aubrey Plaza Interrupts Will Ferrell at the MTV Movie Awards

Was Aubrey Plaza wasted at the MTV Movie Awards last night? Maybe. As Will Ferrell was accepting his Comedic Genius Golden Popcorn award, Plaza stormed the stage and tried to pry the prize from his hands. "Are you okay?" Ferrell asked. When she couldn't wrestle the award from his grip, she retuned to her seat. Watch… » 4/15/13 9:30am 4/15/13 9:30am

Here's Diane Sawyer Drinking Wine and Popping Pills at the News Desk…

Well! Some people thought that Diane Sawyer seemed a wee bit drunk on Election Night. And in this vintage (never-aired?) footage from Primetime Live, she sips a glass of red wine and then fishes some prescription pills from her purse. Ah, the good old days! The best part? When Sawyer sassily snipes, "I said, too… » 11/08/12 10:50am 11/08/12 10:50am

The 10 Best Things to Do Drunk at Disney World

For the spring break of my sophomore year of high school, my father, in an attempt at parent-child bonding, offered to take me on a trip. "Madeleine," he said. "You are young and bright. The world is yours to discover. Tell me anywhere you'd like to go in the continental U.S. and we will go there. Want to go to Oxford… » 9/19/12 6:20pm 9/19/12 6:20pm

Drunk Driver Gets Stuck in a Sand Trap After Her GPS Tells Her to Drive…

The dangers of driving drunk are well-known, but apparently technology has created a new one: overreliance on one's GPS. Earlier this week, a 47-year-old woman in Uxbridge, Massachusetts, got behind the wheel of her car after having a bit too much to drink, but instead of wreaking havoc on the road, she ended up… » 6/20/12 11:15pm 6/20/12 11:15pm

Let's Not Fight for Equal Table-Dancing Rights

Twenty-one year old college student Jordan Ramos enjoys the same ill-advised things that her fellow University of Iowa students enjoy — going to bars in downtown Iowa City, drinking a little bit, climbing up onto things, and dancing on them while other people go "WOOO!" So when bouncers at a local establishment barred… » 5/01/12 10:25am 5/01/12 10:25am

Barack Obama Really Wishes Hillary Clinton Would Stop Drunk Texting Him

Last night at the White House Correspondent's Dinner, aka Nerd Prom, a lot of jokes got thrown around, many of them from President Obama, who was his usual calm, cool, and collected self. One of his funniest moments came when he was discussing how much has changed in the last four years. Here he is cracking wise about… » 4/29/12 9:45pm 4/29/12 9:45pm

Woman Rubs Her Butt on $30 Million Painting

You probably made an ass of yourself the last time you were drunk, but as long as you didn't rub your ass on any expensive artwork there's someone out there who's more mortified than you are. Yesterday 36-year-old Carmen Tisch was charged with felony criminal mischief for punching, scratching, and sliding her butt… » 1/05/12 11:24pm 1/05/12 11:24pm