Sometimes you're baking cupcakes or something and drinking, and you run out of alcohol. So you think to yourself, "I wonder if I could get a drunk with vanilla extract?" The answer, apparently, is yes.

A woman on a flight to Edinburgh went ballistic when she was told she couldn't have her own parachute or smoke cigarettes on her flight. That's when the prosthetic leg came off and the terror started. If this were a Lifetime movie, it would be called Legs On a Plane and would star Aviva Drescher. Unfortunately, this…

One lucky Charlie Sheen "fan" (I have no idea what Charlie Sheen does that warrants "fan"-ing, but far be it from me to limit anyone's self-identity) got the thrill of her life the other night when the man himself stumbled up to her car in the Taco Bell drive-thru.

Teen bride Courtney Stodden is still tooling around London after getting evicted from Celebrity Big Brother last week. The 19-year-old went to some place called Whiskey Mist last night without her old man and acted about as age appropriate as we've ever seen her, as she had to be carried out of the club because she…

Lady Gaga appeared on Watch What Happens Live last night, where she did what any guest of Andy Cohen's Bravo clubhouse should do — she got crazy drunk.

Was Aubrey Plaza wasted at the MTV Movie Awards last night? Maybe. As Will Ferrell was accepting his Comedic Genius Golden Popcorn award, Plaza stormed the stage and tried to pry the prize from his hands. "Are you okay?" Ferrell asked. When she couldn't wrestle the award from his grip, she retuned to her seat. Watch…

Well! Some people thought that Diane Sawyer seemed a wee bit drunk on Election Night. And in this vintage (never-aired?) footage from Primetime Live, she sips a glass of red wine and then fishes some prescription pills from her purse. Ah, the good old days! The best part? When Sawyer sassily snipes, "I said, too…

"Seriously, he's so not worth it" has been slurred many a night, and Drunk Girl Therapist has a lot of advice to offer. Sadly, not all of it is good advice.

For the spring break of my sophomore year of high school, my father, in an attempt at parent-child bonding, offered to take me on a trip. "Madeleine," he said. "You are young and bright. The world is yours to discover. Tell me anywhere you'd like to go in the continental U.S. and we will go there. Want to go to Oxford…

Needless to say, this poor cat is very patient, but on to the more important point: Who the hell can remember all of the words to Seal's "Kiss From A Rose" while sober, let alone drunk?

The dangers of driving drunk are well-known, but apparently technology has created a new one: overreliance on one's GPS. Earlier this week, a 47-year-old woman in Uxbridge, Massachusetts, got behind the wheel of her car after having a bit too much to drink, but instead of wreaking havoc on the road, she ended up…

Twenty-one year old college student Jordan Ramos enjoys the same ill-advised things that her fellow University of Iowa students enjoy — going to bars in downtown Iowa City, drinking a little bit, climbing up onto things, and dancing on them while other people go "WOOO!" So when bouncers at a local establishment barred…

Last night at the White House Correspondent's Dinner, aka Nerd Prom, a lot of jokes got thrown around, many of them from President Obama, who was his usual calm, cool, and collected self. One of his funniest moments came when he was discussing how much has changed in the last four years. Here he is cracking wise about…

We're kind of obsessed with this. When women band together, we are a force of nature, not to be fucked with. Bring your cousin Theresa.