To paraphrase the Palm d'Or-winning film Shrek, old people are like onions — they have a specific smell, they add necessary flavor and you never know what's under each layer. This woman, reportedly a grandma, walked into the Coalition Drum Shop in La Crosse, Wisconsin, played rock drums like a member of Mötley Crüe…
Amanda Whittaker, 27, is an objectum sexual who recently ended a 10-year relationship with a drum kit and is now in a long distance love affair with the Statue of Liberty or "Libby." Whittaker says she would marry Lady Liberty, but doesn't think it would be fair to others in her situation.
There is a street fair outside my building today. It is fun and vibrant and full of tasty food. It is also incredibly loud.