Miley Cyrus Uses Her Crafting Skills to Make a Majestic 5-Foot Bong

For weeks, incessant, confusing crafting has been the scourge of Miley Cyrus's Instagram feed. Turns out, it's all been warm up to a glorious final project: a 5-foot tall bong that Mme. Cyrus working toward all along.
That Time You Accidentally Got Way Too High

Welcome to Pissing Contest, a weekly story sharing circle for the the ass-draggiest time of the afternoon on the ass-draggiest time of the last day between you and the weekend. Every week, we'll ask a question, you'll share stories, and we'll pick a winner that's featured in the next week's post. It's like a pyramid…
Maureen Dowd Eats Too Much Weed Candy Bar and Freaks the Fuck Out
Yesterday the New York Times published a column from opinion columnist and America's self-anointed fun city aunt Maureen Dowd wherein the Are Men Necessary? author and Pulitzer Prize-winning Monica Lewinsky bully traveled to Colorado and then ate a fuckload of pot and then got so high she thought she was going to die.…
Coroner's Report: Peaches Geldof Died of a Heroin Overdose
The cause of death for 25-year-old Peaches Geldof has been released: It was a heroin overdose.
Three Chicks Arrested After Twerking, Peeing in City Hall Parking Lot
Three women in their early 20s were arrested in Beaverton, OR on Monday after they were spotted twerking in front of municipal court windows. One of them allegedly peed in between two cop cars while her friend filmed it. They were stopped by police, who reportedly discovered the girls were in possession of coke, meth…
Hidden in This Beautiful Jewelry is a Secret Drug-Science Reference
Much as we love the present trend of sticking drug-molecules on everything from coffee mugs to t-shirts, we crave something new. Fortunately, science-themed artist Delftia has a novel take on subtle drug jewelry: pendants that replicate spider webs spun under the influence of psychoactive drugs.
New Tenn. Bill Allows Drug-Addicted Pregnant Women to Be Prosecuted
A new bill just passed by Tennessee's state legislature would allow women to be charged with assault or homicide if they have a pregnancy complication after using illegal narcotics. Troublingly, the legislation's language is so broad that advocates fear it may be used to prosecute pregnant women for non-drug-related…
Nigella Lawson Reportedly Not Allowed in the U.S. Because of Drug Use
In new reports that may or may not be true, the Daily Mail says that Nigella Lawson attempted to go on vacation Sunday but was barred at the airport because of her recently admitted past drug use. Hmmm.
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