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Unlike Drudge, We Think Hillary Looks Hot On The Campaign Trail

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ab33
11/02/09

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I honestly don't understand how to read the Drudge Report. Obviously you can click on the big headlines at the top to get to the latest stories, but how the fuck is the site organized? Whatever, I don't want to read it anyway, but seriously dude! I took "web design" at summer camp once (it was really like, here's how you make things bold! here's how you make a link! html!) and I could freaking build that website. Ugh. #barackobama
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pantsless economist...access RESTORED
11/02/09

@ab33: It looks very Geocities circa mid 1990s. Minus a couple moving gifs in the background. #barackobama
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Cam/ron
11/02/09

@ab33: Drudge hasn't spiffed up his site for 10-plus years. #barackobama
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CherriSpryte
11/02/09

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PLEASE let this be a funny leftover Halloween reference? #barackobama
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shieldsbrown001
11/02/09

@CherriSpryte: waaaay back in history, the rag-and-bone man was the guy with a horse and cart who came to your house to take away whatever bits of scrap you had for him. Kinda early recycle-garbage-guy.
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clockwise contemplates going counter
11/02/09

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He's flaunting his skinny privilege. #barackobama
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badmutha
11/02/09

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What ever happened to the "lean mean fighting machine" thing? How everyone went ape shit over his abs last summer? They said Clinton was too fat, GeorgeBush was too stupid, and now they say Obama is too skinny. Can we talk about real issues, natl media? #barackobama
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samethingwedoeverynightpinky
11/02/09

@badmutha: real issues are for socialists. #barackobama
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Dodgergirl
11/02/09

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The Drudge Report, criticizing someone's appearance? Have they SEEN their website design? #barackobama
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beastybeatsy
11/02/09

@Dodgergirl: That website needs to have a word with Reza Vossough, I mean, it has some physical deficiencies, but there's something there... #barackobama
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JessickerFletcher
11/02/09

@Dodgergirl: Every time I see the Drudge Report I can't help but wonder if someone explained the internet to my grandpa and set him up with a blog. #barackobama
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pantsless economist...access RESTORED
11/02/09

@JessickerFletcher: WIN #barackobama
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yvanehtnioj
11/02/09

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It's not a full Skinny Shaming until a doctor that does not treat him fakes concern, makes up a weight off the top of her head, and puts in in print. As a Juris Doctor, I'll do the honors. "It looks like Barack hasn't taken to stress eating on the new job. He's wasting away at an unhealthy 145 lbs!"

With a few before pictures and some drawn-on circles and arrows this could be stretched into a multi-page feature! #barackobama
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lastsinglestanding
11/02/09

@yvanehtnioj: Barack Obama -- existing on Gatorade and Marlboro Lights! Sure, he tells everyone he eats, but friends, family and political opponents are worried.

"He looks like skin and bones," a doctor who does not treat him said. "He is so malnourished and unhealthy. CLEARLY the stress of the job is too much for him!"

When asked about his weight, Obama stated he just ate a Big Mac on the recommendation of former president Bill Clinton, though added that he has been working a lot of long hours "what-with the economy and health care and all that." #barackobama
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CurtCole
11/02/09

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My tea-bagging coworker always sends me links to the Drudge Report. So, I had the IT guys block it, now my bespectacled office-archenemy has to read it on his iphone. There's something funny about wearing glasses and also being socially myopic. #barackobama
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dkissam
11/02/09

@CurtCole:
Marry me. #barackobama
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lastsinglestanding
11/02/09

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Or he could just be, ya know, tall. And dressed in black. Slimming, or so the lady mags tell me. #barackobama
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psypomp001
11/02/09

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Like "rag and bones"? I don't get it. I haven't had my tea yet.
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curiousgeorgiana
11/02/09

@psypomp001: It's like they were going for skin and bones, but forgot that Barack and "skin" sound nothing alike. So then they thought Rag and Bones (which I'm pretty sure is a White Stripes song).

All around swing and a miss. #barackobama
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
11/02/09

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Oh for fuck's sake.

That's all I'm going to say. #barackobama
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femme-bot
11/02/09

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Women are too fat! Men are too thin! I WANT MY AMERICA BACK! #barackobama
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Jack_Burton
11/02/09

@femme-bot: I cry because I just, just love my weight-obsessed country so much. #barackobama
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
11/02/09

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It could just be that it's morning, but I'm not entirely sure I understand the pun in the picture.
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Edited by Zombie Ms. Skittles at 11/02/09 10:48 AM

ucelluccia
11/02/09

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: I was thinking something about, like, rag and bones? But that doesn't make any sense. I has a confused. #barackobama
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futuremouse
11/02/09

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Maybe its a compliment, like - man is he Barackin those bones. #barackobama
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bluetrain84
11/02/09

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Rock and roll? Skin and bones? Rag and bones? Trick or treat? Who knows. #barackobama
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badmutha
11/02/09

@futuremouse: Heh, heh, so now his name is a verb? "Look at how that woman is Barackin that dress. Damn, I wish I looked like that is satin." I feel a Jez tradition being born.... #barackobama
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