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Ailatan
11:49 AM

In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
Did someone mention Pulp??
I knew I like the vampire for a reason
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Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady)
05:01 PM

@Ailatan: I'm a teenager again!
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Ailatan
05:09 PM

@Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady): I adore, adore, adore, adore Jarvis Cocker.

#tips
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k122n
07:05 PM

@Ailatan: this is the second reference today on jez! yaaaay
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Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady)
07:46 PM

@Ailatan: Me too. Hearted!

#tips
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Ailatan
08:09 PM

@Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady): hearted back!
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Hooplehead
11:30 AM

In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
"The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe?"

Made of win, sprinkled liberally with awesomesauce.
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Kali Mama
11:24 AM

In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
Wasn't it the big deal that Heidi's 4th is a girl? Lou? Seal? Lou-Seal?
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Bunsen Honeydew
11:21 AM

In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
Not to nit-pick, but isn't Heidi and Seal's child, Lou, a girl?
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hortense
11:36 AM

@Bunsen Honeydew: Fixed!
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pantsless economist...access RESTORED
11:17 AM

In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
Back in my smoker days, I used to smoke post-gym too. It was always a very nice cigarette, I remember.
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Hiroine Protagonist
12:26 PM

@pantsless: Best one of the day, I agree.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
11:00 AM

In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
Why are the tabloids so invested in Taylor squared? They've been dating, for what, a couple of months and they are both still in their teens. They are obviously not about to get married. Give it a rest.
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sara-without-an-h
11:06 AM

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: But he'll talk to her daddy and she'll pick out a white dress! It's a love story, Sputnik, just say yes!
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whats_in_a_name
11:14 AM

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Taylor^2: Rise of the reality show wedding.
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curiousgeorgiana
10:58 AM

In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
Every time I hear Robert Pattinson speak, it's like I'm listening to a 10 year old, whining.

I wish I could muster up more sympathy for the guy-- it must be hard being famous overnight, but jeebus. He makes it hard.
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Snowbunny
11:38 AM

@curiousgeorgiana: "I want to be a famous actor but now I'm tooo famous. I just wish everything was exactly how I wanted it."
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curiousgeorgiana
11:51 AM

@Snowbunny: Nailed it.
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Snowbunny
11:58 AM

@curiousgeorgiana: I like to do impressions.

I really have no sympathy for him. I have sympathy for Britney Spears because photographers would surround her car so she couldn't drive and sue her when she ran over their feet, all while having a mental crisis. I have sympathy for stars who's babies have cameras shoved in their strollers. I have no sympathy for people who are having their pictures taken at their movie premiers. None.
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msmoneypenny
12:04 PM

@curiousgeorgiana: Note to self RP, don't star in a series of movies based on books that teens go wild for. Unless you want followed like the Monkees.
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limber
12:22 PM

@Snowbunny: I do feel warmly towards people who laugh at people who fall into potted plants, though.
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Snowbunny
12:25 PM

@limber: My mother once fell in a potted plant.

She seriously did though, we were in Munich and she drank a gallon of beer and fell in a plant. I laughed so hard I almost fainted.
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redqueen
02:56 PM

@curiousgeorgiana: I don't know. I've got sympathy for anyone who has people shouting "you're so boring" at them. Seems like a legitimate thing to be irritated by.
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curiousgeorgiana
03:36 PM

@redqueen: Like I said, I do have sympathy for him. Just not much. I empathize with the situation he's in.
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madeofawesome
05:20 PM

@Snowbunny: In his defense, Twilight wasn't as huge as it is now when he signed on. He didn't really know what he was in for. I feel sympathy for anyone who can't leave his hotel room or has to walk around in disguise because thousands of teenage girls are stalking him. Once he got hit by a car because of them! Given the choice of paparazzi or lovesick teenagers, I'd pick paparazzi.
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Snowbunny
05:30 PM

@madeofawesome: It wasn't as monstrously massive, true, but it still had quite a large following. He also did a Harry Potter movie. I love these movies, don't get me wrong, but when you sign on for a franchise popular with teens and pre-teens, certain insanities are expected.
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morninggloria
10:55 AM

In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
I read the Brad Pitt item as though he were fighting off Asians in the Bermuda triangle. I was confused, and then I read it again. Maybe I should go back to bed.
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whats_in_a_name
11:17 AM

@morninggloria: Maybe its some sort of conspiracy theory movie about a lost Japanese super weapon from WWII that has been causing the Bermuda Triangle.
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rednrowdy
11/20/09

In reply to Real Housewives Talk Money Problems On Dr. Phil
as much as vicki's situation is common sense, it would be far more attractive if she wasn't so bloody sanctimonious about it.

working hard isn't bad. working smart isn't bad, either. it's sad that jeana's spending habits got the best of her...it's hard to argue with the whole real estate commission income. working for less amount of time and making the same cash as vicki would be great if you didn't blow it all at nordstrom's in one day.

as much as dr. phil annoys me, on a weekly basis i find myself saying "the best indicator of future behavior is past behavior". the more you know! *starburst*
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Zira
11/20/09

@rednrowdy:

Excellent point. It was really sleazy for Vicki to announce on national T.V. that Jenna had asked for money and to carry on like she had been physically assaulted.
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bluebears
11/19/09

In reply to Real Housewives Talk Money Problems On Dr. Phil
Lynn looks like she has the mumps
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mfnher
11/19/09

In reply to Real Housewives Talk Money Problems On Dr. Phil
I would also resent my mother if I had to pick my shit up and move while looking at that facelift. I'm pretty sure they're not just pissed off about moving though.

Also, winner of the week for freakiest screen grab. Yikes, Lynne!
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Le Kangourou de Kataroo
11/19/09

In reply to Real Housewives Talk Money Problems On Dr. Phil
The first clip actually made me like Dr. Phil... what is the world coming to?!

And, there is a big difference between loaning a friend a couple bucks and couple thousand bucks, and though I don't watch any RH right now, I have a feeling the controversial non-loan would have been in the latter category.
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Tippi Hedren
11/19/09

In reply to Real Housewives Talk Money Problems On Dr. Phil
I'm curious as to how much they received for their Dr. Phil appearance. Since it's relevant to the subject matter, I'm wondering if this was answered during the show?
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RubyBegonia
10/26/09

In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
I hate that I even know this, but I believe Pauly Shore also had a colonic on his reality show. #jongosselinballoonboy
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BetteD
10/26/09

@RubyBegonia: I love that you know this. #jongosselinballoonboy
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JessickerFletcher
10/23/09

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Kim's Next Rap (Courtesy of 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week)

He gave me a ring,
but it didn't mean a thing.
I discussed my wicked bling,
but not on Larry King.

Bridesmaids always come with 'em,
but they also gotta get some with 'em.
Courtney Cox said menstruation,
for the first time in our nation.

Al Reynolds is still gay,
He gotta come out one day.
Tyra Banks got diarrhea,
But it went up? ... I got no idea.

Judy's got some suggestions,
"DON'T ANSWER 'UMM' TO MY QUESTIONS!"
Jon Gosselin don't need no dermabrasion,
His skin is perfect - he's an asian.

Begin Chorus:
He gave me a ring,
but it didn't mean a thing. #jongosselinballoonboy
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