Let's Reinvent the 'Don't Be a Slut' School Dress Code

The classroom is not the beach, young lady. But it's not a convent, either. So why are administrators and busybody parents so fascinated with teenage girls' boobs, butts and thighs? We're sick of adults imposing arbitrary moral standards on female students' attire for fear they'll "distract" their fellow classmates.…
New Dress Codes to Make Teachers Feel Even More Unappreciated
A wave of new teacher dress codes is inundating schools across America and threatening to sap the last little bit of dignity that the much-maligned school teacher has left. The Wichita School District has made it a point to regulate teachers' appearance, from the number of visible tattoos a teacher is allowed to have…
Iran’s Morality Police Raids Coffee Shops, Spoils Everyone’s Hookah-Smoking Fun
The growing trend for Iranian women to wear Western fashions prompted Iran's reactionary "morality police" to raid 87 coffee shops on Saturday. Tehran police official Alireza Mehrabi explained that the coffee shops "were shut for not following Islamic values, providing hookah to women, and lacking proper licenses,"…
Jordanian Woman Is Fired After Refusing to Cover Her Free-Flowing Hair
A Christian Jordanian woman named Vivian Salameh is suing her former employer, the Dubai Islamic Bank, for arbitrary dismissal after she was fired a week ago for refusing to comply with her company's dress code, which required her to wear a headscarf that would cover all her hair except for her hairline. Salameh, who…
John Boehner Choked Up by Lack of Business Attire
Everyone was pretty emotional before, during, and after Gabrielle Giffords's farewell speech on the floor of the US House of Representatives today, including Speaker of the House John Boehner. But was he really crying about the departure of his colleague... or a lack of formality in legislators' business clothes?
How To Give Interns "Fashion Advice"
Again with the intern mishigas!
How Other Stores' Dress Codes Compare To American Apparel
In response to the controversy over American Apparel's insanely detailed dress code, New York Magazine researched dress codes at 10 other retailers. The mag found AA's rules are comparable to other stores', except for its creepy photo-submission requirement. [N.Y. Magazine]
Dugard Family Responds To Film Proposal • Runners World Didn't OK Use Of Palin Picture
• A spokeswoman says Jaycee Dugard and her family will decide when and if a film will be made about her story. She calls Shane Ryan's proposed film Abducted Girl, An American Sex Slave, "exploitative, hurtful, and breathtakingly unkind." •
"She's Not A Troublemaker. She Is Gay."
That's the mother of Ceara Sturgis, she of the no-tux-in-the-yearbook. As gender identity becomes an issue in schools, the New York Times can't help but wonder: whither dress codes?
Teen Kicked Out Of School For Cross-Dressing
A 16-year-old boy withdrew from his school in Georgia after school officials told him to stop wearing his "feminine" clothes. They claim his outfit caused a fight, and told him to either dress more manly or get out. [UPI]
You Can Ban The Bracelets, But You Can't Ban The Issues Behind Them
A middle school in Colorado has banned all jelly bracelets, as administrators fear that students are wearing them in order to participate in the infamous "snap" games, wherein bracelets are allegedly used to represent certain sexual acts.
Really? Retrograde Schools Still Don't Know How This Will End?
"She's the image of a model graduate, this year's recipient of the Heart of Chapin Spirit Award, proud of her school from tassel to class ring, but Chelsea Sarvis' school won't allow her to participate at graduation without the dress."
Dress Code
A women's college in Lahore, Pakistan has banned jeans and fitted clothing and mandated that students wear a dupatta, or veil. The administration says this is in light of reported terrorist threat. [TOI]
Business Down Under
A British survey found that women dress provocatively to get ahead at work, but Australians march to the beat of their own drum! "The Aussie marketplace has moved on," says an Antipodean pundit, loftily. [News.com.au]
Working Girls: TV's Office Dress Codes Are Business-Cocktail
We get that TV has to sex stuff up. But is it a good thing that every female exec in Prime Time is wearing 5" heels?
