Tabloid trendpieces should be taken with an entire shaker of salt. But the headline "Over Half of Women Admit They Have Woken Up In A Bad Mood With Their Partner Because He Annoyed Them... In A DREAM" does not require any additional sodium. It is 100% correct, based on totally unscientific anecdata.
Preemptive apology: This post contains no answers. We're simply here to speculate on the reasons behind cheese dreams or — as they're more historically known — cheese nightmares.
Once upon a time, a baby Shetland pony named Elmo dreamed of ______ and then jolted awake adorably to get some frolicking time in. What do the tiniest horses dream of? I am willing to bet is not the same dream I had last week.
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