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    Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?

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    Image of boxingoctopus should be dissertating boxingoctopus should be dissertating
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    Ooooh, Julia Roberts is the perfect casting choice for Eat, Pray, Love. Insufferable book, insufferable actress. It's like chocolate and peanut butter! Except not tasty.
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    Image of PerinealFavorite PerinealFavorite
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    I have had the BIGGEST crush on Robbie Williams since I was about 16. It is my secret shame and I'm only telling you this, internet, because I know you will keep this between you and me. I want to rescue him from all those Sharons and Michelles. I will let him snort any amount of cocaine he likes off whatever part of my body suits him. I starting dating no less than 3 of my exes because of vague resemblances to him. I am a sane and together lady, but this guy cuts right through all that. Why don't we have his brand of handsome/douchy/witty in America?
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    Dictator for Life promoted this comment PerinealFavorite was starred PerinealFavorite was unstarred
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    09/28/09

    @PerinealFavorite: You will have to get in line behind me.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    I'm glad they took conan's bump on the head seriously and took him to the hospital. I can't lose my conan, heaven forbid.
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    Image of Charlotte Beer Charlotte Beer
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    Mitch Winehouse - You are a cabbie, not Brad Pitt!

    They're scrapping the bottom of the barrel if they have to put a non-celebrity on a celebrity based show. Just because you're related to someone famous doesn't mean YOU become famous. Its called being a parasitic money grabber. Hopefully this means the bell is tolling for these kinds of programs and that they'll soon be off our screens
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    HarpMadness promoted this comment Charlotte Beer was starred Charlotte Beer was unstarred
    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    Those Robbie Williams quotes are brilliant. I would like to do him.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    Am I the only one who wants to have chubby, sarcastic, awkward babies with Ricky Gervais?
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    Image of rixatrix rixatrix
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    On Megan Fox: I'm actually starting to like her. They say that the more you're exposed to a person, the more you relate to them. According to the The Art of Seduction, now would be the perfect time to disappear and leave the public wanting more for a while.

    On Mika/Lady Gaga: I do kind of agree with him - she knows what she's doing and she's brilliant, but I can't quite put my finger on why it seems so empowering and not just like getting naked to sell records.

    On Robbie Wilson: I love that self-deprecating British humor. I wish we Americans were half as entertaining when we have bad news.
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    Image of labratintraining labratintraining
    09/28/09

    @rixatrix: Referring to Lady Gaga, I think the reason it seems so empowering is that it seems very much like she's in control of her sexuality and how it's portrayed.
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    JerkoftheMonth promoted this comment labratintraining was starred labratintraining was unstarred
    Image of rixatrix rixatrix
    09/28/09

    @labratintraining: Yes. I think that's maybe what I like about her in general - SHE'S in control of how she's portrayed, period. She also doesn't make a play of acting like that's what she looks like/how she acts when she's chilling at home on a Sunday, which is something a lot of young starlets do. She's unabashed about her image being another vehicle to further her music.
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    Neither Kim nor Kourtney K. were part of Khloe's bridal party. Interesting.
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    Image of huls huls
    09/28/09

    @SarahMC: i thought they walked her down the aisle with bruce?
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    SarahMC promoted this comment huls was starred huls was unstarred
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    09/28/09

    @huls: Oh, my bad then. I just read the younger two and two of Khloe's friends were part of the bridal party but nothing re: Kim or Kourtney.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    09/28/09

    @SarahMC: They were both maids of honor (which is a bit like being "two best friends," only one can really be the best, or of honor for that matter.)
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    Image of sybann sybann
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    Oh Jenna E - don't you mean, "I knew my new show was so horrible it'd be cancelled after two episodes so I figured I might as well get pregnant."
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    09/28/09

    @sybann: I made the mistake of watching the first episode and was shocked at how horrible it was. And it's not as if my standards are all that high anyway, but it was disjointed, rushed and awkward. And she was obnoxious.
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    09/28/09

    @margareita metermaid: "And she was obnoxious" pretty much sums up everything I've ever seen Jenna Elfman do or say. She is subtly grating.
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    09/28/09

    @Devonna: Subtly? You are too kind.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    I'm agreeing with Megan Fox. This feels...weird.
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    Image of Our Lady of the Massacre Our Lady of the Massacre
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    *ahem* Boyfriends don't tag along for pap smears unless A) there's something seriously wrong or B) it ain't a pap smear, it's a baby!
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    09/28/09

    @Our Lady of the Massacre: Mine came along; no baby, nothing wrong. Just came along.
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    Image of flamesonthesideofmyface flamesonthesideofmyface
    09/28/09

    @Our Lady of the Massacre: My husband pops popcorn and sits behind the stirrups during my paps. What? Is that weird?
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    Image of BeckyIva BeckyIva
    09/28/09

    @Our Lady of the Massacre: My hubby came along when I got my IUD. Partially because it was scary, and partially because we had lunch plans and it just made sense for him to tag along.
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    Breamworthy promoted this comment BeckyIva was starred BeckyIva was unstarred
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    09/28/09

    @BeckyIva: Ditto exactly. I wasn't sure what to expect afterwards, so he came along when I had mine put in and when I had it taken out.
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    Image of ucelluccia ucelluccia
    09/28/09

    @Our Lady of the Massacre: Mine comes with because 1) I don't drive unless I absolutely have to 2) my gyno encourages it 3) we go get burgers afterward and call it "dinner and a show."
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    Clive Owen is a Liverpool fan? Don't make me love you more Clive!
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    09/28/09

    @cuteasabutton: honestly! I thought he was hot before, now he's stalking-worthy.
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    Image of sara-without-an-h sara-without-an-h
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    What does Scarlett Johansson sound like with Pete Yorn? Any good? She has an interesting speaking voice, but the Bardot comparison is not very enticing. I loathe those duets she made with Serge Gainsbourg.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    09/28/09

    @sara-without-an-h: She sounds like a poor man's Zooey Deschanel. I heard some cuts on NPR last night.
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    Image of Mad May Mad May
    09/28/09

    In reply to Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
    Can someone explain this overwhelming support for a child rapist?
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    cuteasabutton promoted this comment Mad May was starred Mad May was unstarred
    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    09/28/09

    @Mad May: I was wondering the same thing myself.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    09/28/09

    @Mad May: No. And I have been yelling at morning edition and now BBC News - "quit saying he had sex with a 13 year-old - not sex! Rape!"
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    Image of roadrunnerbeepbeep roadrunnerbeepbeep
    09/28/09

    @sybann: Exactly! Also wtf is up with his "supporters" saying his treatment is 'monstrous'? No what he did was monstrous.
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    09/28/09

    @Mad May: Yes, an admired artist of the male persuasion will always be supported at the expense of *anyone* of the female persuasion, no matter her age. And especially if she was groomed with drugs/alcohol.

    See: John Phillips.
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    Image of Mad May Mad May
    09/28/09

    @SarahMC: People are just horrible aren't they?
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    09/28/09

    @Mad May: You guyz! Why are you persecuting Polanski? It’s been 30 years, okay? OMG, get over it! Why don’t you chase "real" rapists instead of wealthy, talented ones who hang out with Jack Nicholson in Paris? Plus, I heard the victim once said she wanted the charges dropped, which is totally legally relevant (I mean, I’m not a lawyer, but I sometimes have Law & Order on in the background while I write imbecilic comments on the Internet, so I know a lot about the legal system – for example, did you know that Polanski’s wife was killed and that people who suffer from personal tragedies are exempt from prosecution?)

    Didn’t you see that totally unbiased documentary about Polanski which exonerates him!! Also, he made Knife in the Water! I really liked it and my film class teacher says it's a groundbreaking film, so he can’t go to jail.

    I think that just about summarizes the stupidity I encountered on the Internet this weekend regarding Polanski’s arrest. I’m sorry if you lost 10 IQ points just reading that.
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    Image of Ginmar Rienne Ginmar Rienne
    09/28/09

    @YourScreenplaySucks: Well, you left out the part about how he already served his sentence! And the Holocaust! And he's in exile in France! Except for..he was born there!
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    09/28/09

    @Mad May: While this support is inexcusable, even his victim wants everyone to STFU about it already. I don't know exactly if/how that changes the debate, but I thought such a sentiment bears repeating.
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    Image of doodley is not amused doodley is not amused
    09/28/09

    @Mad May: Also, on what planet is it a good idea to release the guy on bail when he's been living overseas for 30 years after previously fleeing the US to avoid sentencing? Really, he seems like the walking definition of "flight risk."
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    09/28/09

    @YourScreenplaySucks: I'm just glad it's not the weekend so I can nominate this for QOTD.
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    Image of topsy topsy
    09/28/09

    @YourScreenplaySucksI I GAINED IQ point! You said it all and better than I ever could. Quote of the day, month and year!
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    Image of formergr formergr
    09/28/09

    @sybann: I yelled the same at NPR of all things yesterday :(
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    Image of sybann sybann
    09/28/09

    @formergr: It was NPR I was yelling at too - which somehow makes it worse, NO?
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    Image of MilointheMeadow MilointheMeadow
    07/21/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Enraged; Love Hewitt's Engaged
    January Jones looks so much like Christina Applegate on the cover of Interview.
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