• You know how a ball drops in Times Square at midnight on New Year's Eve? This year, Snooki will be INSIDE.

• Julia Roberts is in India shooting Eat, Pray, Love, and security is tight on the film set:

• According to this report, Samantha Ronson went out with Sopranos actress Drea De Matteo last night, got into a fight with Lindsay Lohan about it, and threw LL's clothes out into the street.

• Katherine Jackson, Michael Jackson's mother, has filed a petition in court seeking legal guardianship of Jackson's three children, but the Jackson family thinks Debbie Rowe may try to get custody of her two children.

Katie Holmes is rocking a new 'do. Is it just me or is this a modified Saleisha? Or is it more of a mini-Wintour? • The police report from Shia LeBeouf's Chicago Walgreen's shenanigans have been released. He's 5'10'' and only 130 lbs? Homeboy needs a burger! • Drea DeMatteo and partner Shooter Jennings had a baby…

• We find it hard to believe that Angelina Jolie is in any way threatened by her man Brad's ex, but a source tells 'Page Six' that that's precisely the case, making Angelina, sadly, a little more like us mere mortals. [PageSix]
  
• Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby. Think she'll wear her
  full-on face paint to the…

• Apparently posting up photos of Britney Spears and labeling her "crazy" is illegal. Does this mean we're part of some sort of underground economy? [E!]
  
• In today's installment of what happens when we read too quickly, we thought this said, "Robot explores giant crayon." [BBC]
  
• Bush's budget director Rob Portman, the only…

• After a super low-key and abstemious week in New York, Lindsay and Callum Best let loose a bit in the Bahamas at one of those super understated resorts populated by close friends Gloria Estefan, Steve Tyler and the Village People. [Rush & Mulloy]
  
• Razorlight concert attracts likes of Kate Bosworth, Mary Kate Olsen,…