A woman in Florida who designs jewelry is accusing Reese Witherspoon of stealing her precious Magnolia logo for the actress’ fashion line.

Sorry, gals, but soon you’ll have one less place to shop for very expensive “bohemian” skirts to wear to Coachella. Preserve is done—for now, anyway.

Hello, there. By the time you read this, I will probably be on my way to the hospital, in the throes of a full-body allergic reaction to Draper James, Reese Witherspoon’s new “Southern inspired” retail venture. Help me, oh Lord, for I cannot fucking deal.