Dr. Ruth Does Not Recommend Threesomes
In today’s Tweet Beat, some surprising advice from Dr. Ruth, Liev Schreiber transforms and holy god airbrushing.
Dr. Ruth: Being Naked with a Man Is Like Playing in Traffic
The internet’s in an uproar today over the comments of teeny-tiny sex columnist Dr. Ruth Westheimer, who said in an interview Monday that it’s “not possible” to change your mind about having sex with someone once all parties are already naked. We’ll remind you that Dr. Ruth is 87 years old.
Tiny Baby Ariana Grande Might Cry Because That's What Babies Do
In today's Tweet Beat, poor Ariana Grande, Usher's dog might look better in that hat than he does and more important advice from Dr. Ruth.
Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele Are Pretty Cute
In today's Tweet Beat, Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele, I hope Kevin Bacon's tablet is alright and Dr. Ruth is as helpful as always.
Zach Braff Will Give Your Kids Anxiety
In today's Tweet Beat, watch yo kids—Zach Braff is on the loose—Kim Kardashian confronts a man with an expressive face and who knew Dr. Ruth was such a big football fan?
Dr. Ruth's Halloween Advice Is the Best Halloween Advice
In today's Tweet Beat, you have to admire Dr. Ruth's ability to stay on-brand, Heidi Klum lucks out with her airplane seat partner and Olivia Wilde would make a terrible president.
Dr. Ruth Reminisces About A Very Cool Party We Wish We Were At Now
In today's Tweet Beat, Soledad O'Brien has got us momentarily questioning her sanity, Alec Baldwin wants to have a private convo with Keith Olbermann and Dr. Ruth shares some old photos and it's not even #tbt.
Dr. Ruth Calls Out Ye Olde Traitor Joan Rivers
In today's Tweet Beat, Ice T updates us on the weather in Chicago, Tony Bennett has a wide variety of friends and Dr. Ruth thinks Joan Rivers is more loyal to Shakespeare than to her.
'Massive Tool' Carson Daly Joins Today Show
Carson Daly, massive tool, has joined The Today Show, ringing in a self-proclaimed "new era" of the program. He will enroll alongside the other mutants in the X-Academy: Matt Lauer, Savannah Guthrie, Al Roker, Natalie Morales, Hoda Kotb, Willie Geist and Kathie Lee Gifford. While we plebs associate Daly with…
A Wrong Is Righted: Dr. Ruth is Finally Verified on Twitter
In today's Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Hurley appreciates some men in drag, Danielle Fishel #tbts without the hashtag and DR. RUTH GETS VERIFIED. Like she wasn't already in our hearts, but still.
Dr. Ruth Recommends a Midnight Spanking
In this edition of Tweet Beat, Dr. Ruth recommends a slap happy New Year's Eve, Twitter responds to Kimye and Mariah Carey is sparkling down under.
The 42 Biggest News Events of 2012, as Experienced through Dr. Ruth's Sex-Obsessed Twitter
"I'll use any excuse to teach new positions & give advice," tweeted the popular sexpert and Holocaust survivor Dr. Ruth Westheimer earlier this year. And so it was: when she wasn't tweeting about queefs, the rhythm method, the amount of sperm in precum or encouraging men to paint their pensies to coordinate with the…
Dr. Ruth Tells it Like it is
Word up, Dr. Ruth.
Adele's Newborn Baby Welcomed to World by Hateful Twitter Trolls
Holy shit. Remember that time you had faith in people? Well, it was unmerited and undeserved, because—like a modern day version of the Rumplestiltskin tale—just hours after Adele popped out her kid, Twitter trolls went after her and the baby for literally no reason. Not that there would ever be a good reason, but you…
Dr. Ruth Thinks a Stay at The Shining Hotel Is the Wrong Opportunity to Get Busy
In today's Tweet Beat, Dr. Ruth advises against fucking at the Overlook Hotel, Nicole Richie is sending mean emojis, Hailee Steinfeld is mad at the dentist and Jonah Hill wants in on the 2016 Olympics.
Dr. Ruth Rips Ryan Lochte's Mom a New One Over One-Night Stand Comments
Dr. Ruth Westheimer, famous sexpert and pint-sized Twitter savant, could not belieeeeeeve it when Ryan Lochte's mom Ike said in an interview that he only had time to "go out on one-night stands" with women in an interview. So, as one is wont to do in trying times like these, Dr. Ruth immediately released some…
Doctor Ruth Reminds Us That If The Earth Is A'Rockin,' Don't Come A'Knockin'
In this edition of Tweet Beat, Diddy doesn't forget to tell us that he loves us, Andy Cohen is buying pajama jeans, we celebrate International Women's Day and, according to Dr. Ruth, that's not an earthquake you're feeling, just tons of couples having sex.
Dr. Ruth Attempts to Start Sexy Hashtag Trend
If I had a dollar for every time I got offended by a misogynistic Twitter hashtag, I wouldn't be writing this right now, because I'd be relaxing on my private yacht somewhere near the Maldives. Which is why I usually ignore the "trending" section of my Twitter account — I don't want to read depressing "jokes" about…
Exclusive: Dr. Ruth Is A Trained Israeli Sniper Who Doesn't Like To Treat People Who Are Into Bondage
In the new issue of Garage — the very large artsy fashion magazine, or fashion-y art magazine, founded by Dasha Zhukova — the world-famous sex therapist and educator Dr. Ruth Westheimer talks about her past, the risks boredom poses within a relationship, and why there are certain people she won't treat.
Dr. Ruth Has Your Valentine's Day Plans
In this Valentine's Day edition of Tweet Beat, Dr. Ruth wants us to all jerk off alone together, Lady Gaga pushes us toward voodoo and Julie Klausner shows us a dog that looks exactly like Kim Richards.
