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RubyBegonia
10/26/09

In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
I hate that I even know this, but I believe Pauly Shore also had a colonic on his reality show. #jongosselinballoonboy
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BetteD
10/26/09

@RubyBegonia: I love that you know this. #jongosselinballoonboy
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JessickerFletcher
10/23/09

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Kim's Next Rap (Courtesy of 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week)

He gave me a ring,
but it didn't mean a thing.
I discussed my wicked bling,
but not on Larry King.

Bridesmaids always come with 'em,
but they also gotta get some with 'em.
Courtney Cox said menstruation,
for the first time in our nation.

Al Reynolds is still gay,
He gotta come out one day.
Tyra Banks got diarrhea,
But it went up? ... I got no idea.

Judy's got some suggestions,
"DON'T ANSWER 'UMM' TO MY QUESTIONS!"
Jon Gosselin don't need no dermabrasion,
His skin is perfect - he's an asian.

Begin Chorus:
He gave me a ring,
but it didn't mean a thing. #jongosselinballoonboy
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prismatism
10/23/09

In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
If my wasted face were the same as Kim's, I'd be wasted all the time. My wasted face looks like a shaved Santa Clause.

I love Tyra's description of what a colonic is, she's five years old and it's great. I love her.

Judge Judy is a guru. #jongosselinballoonboy
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JessickerFletcher
10/23/09

@prismatism: This week, my french teacher (who has a very thick accent) tried to explain to one of her students what a bidet is: "It like a shower for your private parts." #jongosselinballoonboy
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Stacy Davis
10/23/09

In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
FYI:

"tardy for the party" was used on Family Guy, Season 3, Episode 1 – Aired: 7/11/2001

I was laying around watching the DVD's and this episode came on and I did a double take when Brian said it. She didn't coin the phrase, Seth Macfarlane did. #jongosselinballoonboy
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Cunning_Linguist
10/23/09

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Is Larry King flamenco dancing there? Impressive. #jongosselinballoonboy
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duetoprivacy
10/23/09

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But one great clip thats missing is from divorce court and a couple was getting divorced because she treated her dog better than her husband. Much of the show went like this, "Grace ann ate his t bone cause he was late coming home" or "I love my precious baby of course I had her strapped in a car seat, cause my last dog jumped out the window.

Made my day. Sorry that I cant find the clip. #jongosselinballoonboy
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HighSchoolFearleader
10/23/09

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I'm pretty sure there's actually been quite a few televised colonics. I can remember one on Jackass, and one on the Simple Life when Paris and Nicole were camp counselors (don't judge me). Does Tyra also think she brought rock n' roll to the United States? That she invented the internet? That she was the first person to ever model clothes? One thing we can attribute to her for sure is SMIZING. We'll always have SMIZE. #jongosselinballoonboy
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cirocco
10/23/09

@HighSchoolFearleader: I remember the Jackass one, too! The whole cast gathered around the machine's porthole to watch Johnny Knoxville's excrement float by. Tyra said that this was the first live televised colonic, though, and those other shows were taped, so I guess that's where the innovation is. #jongosselinballoonboy
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prismatism
10/23/09

@cirocco: Fuck it! We'll do it live!

Agh old meme explosion. #jongosselinballoonboy
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sweet_communist
10/23/09

@cirocco: Someone should inform Tyra that not all firsts are worthy of celebration. #jongosselinballoonboy
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
10/14/09

In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
Oh, Georgina. Russell slept with you once. I don't think that makes you his girlfriend. But whatever. Mind your own bee's wax.

I like that story about Sean Lennon. I love Yoko so much, and Sean seems like a really nice guy.
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TheExperience
10/14/09

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In LA, keeping everyone supplied is a job. As is constantly prattling to the tabloids about your famous offspring.
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BetteD
10/14/09

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That Anna Nicole Smith article was just ghoulish and unnecessary. Um, dudes, most peoples deaths "aren't pretty." Death isn't pretty. It's about the physical self breaking down. Just about the only thing uglier to behold than a drug-induced death is someone trying to make a quick buck off of it.
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Cimorene
10/14/09

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Jeffrey Tambor is 65. Interesting that nobody's talking shit about an old man having kids, but if a 65 year old famous woman had a baby the shit would be hitting the fan.

I mean, not that I'm anti-Tambor. I could never have hard feelings for anybody involved with Arrested Development. I even forgave Michael Cera for the abomination that was Superbad.
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prismatism
10/14/09

@Cimorene: Men have a constant flow of sperm that goes on FOREVER, from the moment of birth to the moment of death. Women are rationed out their eggs, and they still throw them out once a month when they're perfectly good and there are women out there who have NO EGGS to waste. They just don't appreciate how good they have it. Damn women don't know how to handle anything.

Plus, of course, a man's only responsibility in child bearing is to supply the sperm. Sperm are like Twinkies, it doesn't matter how old they are, they always remain exactly the same.

If you're a woman and you haven't already had enough babies by the time you're 65, you're probably one of those weird ones anyway & you don't cout. You're making an omelette out of the last eggs in the carton. And that's gross.

I'm sorry, I think I'm bitter today.
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Plum-Pie
10/14/09

@prismatism: Not true - manseed goes off when men get older. [publicaffairs.llnl.gov]
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prismatism
10/14/09

@Plum-Pie: :) It was all meant in sarcasm & hyperbole.

But still, a lot of people would be more willing to drink sour milk than eat a rotten egg? Metaphor = dead.
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rckoala
10/14/09

In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
Doesn't everyone know all the Beatles' lyrics? Also, weird that they tried to hide the fact that Lennon "was a Beatle" from their son.
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
10/14/09

@rckoala: No, not everyone knows all the Beatles' lyrics. I do, but I'm a fan. A lot of people aren't into it.

Also, he didn't want Sean to see him as anything other than his Dad. I can totally understand that.
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Ms Meghan
10/14/09

In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
Pete Wentz, the "lulz girlz liek shoos omg!" comments are old and tacky. STFU please and thanks.

Also, maybe it's just me, but I don't equate the term "special needs" with serious health problems. I am genuinely confused.
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jigglyball
10/14/09

@Ms Meghan: Given that one of his fellow climbers is Jessica Biel, I think he is just commenting on behavior specific to his wife.

But a statement like that always at least feels loaded, I agree.
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jigglyball
10/14/09

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JAMES MCAVOY IN BREECHES! JAMES MCAVOY IN BREECHES!

Ahem, I'm gonna go get ready for work now. Thanks for the glad news.
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Kivrin
10/14/09

@jigglyball: It is a beautiful image.
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jigglyball
10/14/09

@Kivrin: Seriously, that shit woke me right up ('tis early on the West Coast).
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FormerEnglishMajor
10/14/09

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Mel B. says there's a Spice Girls comeback in the works: "We're actually working on it right now. I don't want to say too much because I don't want to spoil the surprise, but it's really, really exciting. I can't wait to be cashing a check again."

Fixed.
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