"I knew the birthing would be simple, easy, and definitely pain-free. After all, the word "labor" means hard work, not pain. It's only "modernized" women (and their partners) who've been persuaded by outside sources that there should be pain."
why are women obligated to enjoy every fucking thing? it's like when i was a kid walking down the street in n.y.c., and this weird guy said to me, "smile. you'll look prettier." i'm walking down the street. how idiotic would i look if i walked down the street, by myself, smiling?
Um, ladies? I am better than all of you because I orgasm when I'm on my period. Oh yes. Cramps, bloating? Those are for ladies with inferior uteri. I get waves of pleasure and have been known to scream "TAMPAX!" before passing out from ecstasy.
Ugh, mommy birthing goddess bullcrap is the worst. I mean, women have been doing this our entire history. These women act like they are the first to ever birth a child.
It's not just modernized women who fear childbirth. Women all throughout history have been afraid or wary of birth but they still did it. It's just a more modern idea that we CAN'T give birth without a Doctor. Hospitals are getting better now with more progressive (or if you wanna be specific, more traditional) ways of giving birth. i.e. not being on your back, probably the worst position for you but easier for the Dr. and letting you stand, squat, be on all fours etc.
My sister had a home birth and it was excruciating but she had a great experience and wouldn't trade it for the world. But also no way would she consider someones choice of an epidural as faliure. I think whats important is that we have choice, we just shouldn't make that choice based on a modern idea that anything other than a hospital birth is radical or dangerous. People always look at me like im crazy when I say my sister gave birth at home without meds. But until the '50's thats pretty much how it was always done.
It's not just in antiquity or just at home births that people die during childbirth. Childbirth deaths are supposedly on the rise in America but a lot of that has to do with the rate of c-sections increasing.
@KentuckyBabe: It's just a more modern idea that we CAN'T give birth without a Doctor.
Yep. I personally will choose to give birth with the supervision and assistance of medical professionals because I believe it is my safest bet if something is to go wrong. Other women may not and I know many, many women who have complication-free births in other settings. No one way is better than another. Women just need to educate themselves on their options and do what is best for them.
"Mom, look at this picture of you after you gave birth to me. You're glowing! I bet it was painful, but you must have just been so happy for your firstborn! Oh Mom, hugs. I'm going to show this pic to the younger ones, all 15 of them."
I can't WAIT to encounter a natural birth holier than thou type after I have this little one. I will own up to my epidural with such MAJESTY that she will not even think of trying to shame me. And if she does, I'll tell her to suck it.
PS - yes NYT commenters, women HAVE been doing this for thousands of years, but it was also the NUMBER 1 CAUSE OF DEATH for women for thousands of years.
Jeez, I go out for a goddam bagel and all hell breaks loose. How could you possibly put up a post and get 130 comments in the time it takes to go to the corner and back? The new Gawker must have put everything into hyperspace.
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My sister had a home birth and it was excruciating but she had a great experience and wouldn't trade it for the world. But also no way would she consider someones choice of an epidural as faliure. I think whats important is that we have choice, we just shouldn't make that choice based on a modern idea that anything other than a hospital birth is radical or dangerous. People always look at me like im crazy when I say my sister gave birth at home without meds. But until the '50's thats pretty much how it was always done.
It's not just in antiquity or just at home births that people die during childbirth. Childbirth deaths are supposedly on the rise in America but a lot of that has to do with the rate of c-sections increasing.
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Yep. I personally will choose to give birth with the supervision and assistance of medical professionals because I believe it is my safest bet if something is to go wrong. Other women may not and I know many, many women who have complication-free births in other settings. No one way is better than another. Women just need to educate themselves on their options and do what is best for them.
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PS - yes NYT commenters, women HAVE been doing this for thousands of years, but it was also the NUMBER 1 CAUSE OF DEATH for women for thousands of years.
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