Match "Rich Guys & Hot Girls" Matchmaker Jeremy Abelson With His…

Meet Jeremy Abelson! We met him thanks to the ever-life-affirming Page Six Magazine. (Thanks to also-affirming P6M contributor Josh Stein!) If "Crap Email From A Dude" generally serves to remind you why you made that pledge never to date another bartender/bike messenger/Sad Aging Literary Man, the role of such Douche… » 6/23/08 1:00pm 6/23/08 1:00pm

Meet Chris, Scruffy British Everydouche. He Interviewed All His…

I am fairly certain Chris Waitt is an incorrigible douchebag but I will pay to see his movie anyway because he has done something horrendously cynical and at once infuriatingly smart/totally obvious, which is to say: he went back and interviewed all his ex-girlfriends to ask why they kept dumping him and made it into… » 6/20/08 2:00pm 6/20/08 2:00pm

V.S. Naipaul Is Worse Than Mike Cherico And John Fitzgerald Page And…

Comrades, there's a new Douche Du Jour in service for your virtual lashings and denunciations: novelist and Nobel laureate V.S. Naipaul! (Just call him "Naipaul Janka"!) Okay, so if you knew who V.S. Naipaul was, you knew he was a jerk. He's an unapologetic racist who fucked whores, beat his mistress, and never gave… » 4/08/08 3:30pm 4/08/08 3:30pm

What Turned Feminist Author Ben Straight Into A Raging Misogynist? His…

We're getting a better picture of Benjamin Straight, author of yesterday's controversial Portrait of the Female Law Student as a pathetic, fake baguette-toting Carrie Bradshaw idolizing exercise anorexic full of misplaced righteousness and drowning in a whirlpool of media-condoned denial. (Wait, I am making it sound… » 2/14/08 2:00pm 2/14/08 2:00pm

"I Am A Law School Girl (Snatch, Gunch, Clam, Whisker Biscuit — Pick…

"This accounts for some 80% of the gunch at law school," claims a University of Florida law student who goes by the name of Benjamin Straight, before cutting and pasting a charming essay he's composed about a sort of tragic character that, depending upon your point of view, describes either the average "law school… » 2/13/08 12:30pm 2/13/08 12:30pm

Meet David Colby, The World's Most Unlikely Casanova

That's right ladies, check him out. You thought Janka was bad? Until recently David Colby was pimpin all over the continental USA, "carrying on" with more than 30 women and proposing to at least twelve of them in the space of two years, promising them houses and boob jobs and whatever it took get them to share in the… » 1/25/08 4:20pm 1/25/08 4:20pm

Corey Worthington Is Terribly Sorry He Cannot Apologize For Being…


DOOOOD. This 16-year-old Australian kid is the KING OF ALL PARTY$. Maybe u hav heard. How could u NOT? We've gotten like 20,00000.99 emails about Australian Corey Worthington, who through a RAGINNNG kgger and put the video on MySpace!! But his parents got madd :-0 when they returned to descover TWENTY THOUSAND $$$$… » 1/16/08 11:30am 1/16/08 11:30am

Mike "No Chubbies" Koralchyk: Portrait Of The New American Hyperasshole

Mike Karolchyk owns a place in Denver called the "Anti-gym." (Slogans: "Too chubby, never find a hubby", and "Vanity leads to sanity," and "Have sex with the lights on.") He likes to demean women and smoke a lot of pot. His first gym advertisement featured a model with cum all over her face. The gym itself boasts a… » 1/08/08 1:30pm 1/08/08 1:30pm