Match "Rich Guys & Hot Girls" Matchmaker Jeremy Abelson With His…

Meet Jeremy Abelson! We met him thanks to the ever-life-affirming Page Six Magazine. (Thanks to also-affirming P6M contributor Josh Stein!) If "Crap Email From A Dude" generally serves to remind you why you made that pledge never to date another bartender/bike messenger/Sad Aging Literary Man, the role of such Douche Du… » 6/23/08 1:00pm 6/23/08 1:00pm

Meet Chris, Scruffy British Everydouche. He Interviewed All His…

I am fairly certain Chris Waitt is an incorrigible douchebag but I will pay to see his movie anyway because he has done something horrendously cynical and at once infuriatingly smart/totally obvious, which is to say: he went back and interviewed all his ex-girlfriends to ask why they kept dumping him and made it into a … » 6/20/08 2:00pm 6/20/08 2:00pm

V.S. Naipaul Is Worse Than Mike Cherico And John Fitzgerald Page And…

Comrades, there's a new Douche Du Jour in service for your virtual lashings and denunciations: novelist and Nobel laureate V.S. Naipaul! (Just call him "Naipaul Janka"!) Okay, so if you knew who V.S. Naipaul was, you knew he was a jerk. He's an unapologetic racist who fucked whores, beat his mistress, and never gave an… » 4/08/08 3:30pm 4/08/08 3:30pm

What Turned Feminist Author Ben Straight Into A Raging Misogynist? His …

We're getting a better picture of Benjamin Straight, author of yesterday's controversial Portrait of the Female Law Student as a pathetic, fake baguette-toting Carrie Bradshaw idolizing exercise anorexic full of misplaced righteousness and drowning in a whirlpool of media-condoned denial. (Wait, I am making it sound… » 2/14/08 2:00pm 2/14/08 2:00pm

"I Am A Law School Girl (Snatch, Gunch, Clam, Whisker Biscuit — Pick…

"This accounts for some 80% of the gunch at law school," claims a University of Florida law student who goes by the name of Benjamin Straight, before cutting and pasting a charming essay he's composed about a sort of tragic character that, depending upon your point of view, describes either the average "law school girl" or … » 2/13/08 12:30pm 2/13/08 12:30pm

Corey Worthington Is Terribly Sorry He Cannot Apologize For Being…


DOOOOD. This 16-year-old Australian kid is the KING OF ALL PARTY$. Maybe u hav heard. How could u NOT? We've gotten like 20,00000.99 emails about Australian Corey Worthington, who through a RAGINNNG kgger and put the video on MySpace!! But his parents got madd :-0 when they returned to descover TWENTY THOUSAND $$$$… » 1/16/08 11:30am 1/16/08 11:30am

Mike "No Chubbies" Koralchyk: Portrait Of The New American Hyperasshole

Mike Karolchyk owns a place in Denver called the "Anti-gym." (Slogans: "Too chubby, never find a hubby", and "Vanity leads to sanity," and "Have sex with the lights on.") He likes to demean women and smoke a lot of pot. His first gym advertisement featured a model with cum all over her face. The gym itself boasts a co-ed sauna … » 1/08/08 1:30pm 1/08/08 1:30pm