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    This Week We Choo-Choo-Chose Polyamory, The Cosby Kids, Mariah Carey And Cunts
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    08/11/09

    In reply to Ladies Night
    Public Service Announcement: Target has seasons of Golden Girls on sale for $8. EIGHT. That's not much more than the price of a Tea Arthur!
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    08/11/09

    In reply to Ladies Night
    If I threw a cocktail party,
    invited everyone I knew,
    you would see,
    the strongest drinks would be from me,
    and the cocktail napkin would say,
    "Thank you for being a friend!"
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    Image of AJ AJ
    08/11/09

    In reply to Ladies Night
    There should also be a Zborny, in honor of Dorothy's ex-husband. For the baked potato king, maybe something with vodka.
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    Image of Joyce Carol Hall and Oates Joyce Carol Hall and Oates
    08/11/09

    @AJ: A cosmopoliStan? A manhattStan? A Zbornak and coke?
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    08/11/09

    In reply to Ladies Night
    Also, I feel like the name "Cock-teas" should belong to a slightly more risque establishment.
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    Image of geeky_reader geeky_reader
    08/11/09

    @dianersb was bit by a zombie: Exactly my reaction. How this post is about which beverage which GG would consume *instead of* the unfortunate name for the menu feature is beyond me.
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    Image of Jabes Jabes
    08/11/09

    @dianersb was bit by a zombie: I saw a booth selling these at the recent Northalsted Market Days in Chicago -- it fit that event perfectly!!
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    Image of rollsnide rollsnide
    08/11/09

    @dianersb was bit by a zombie: I honestly thought it was the name of a gay bar when I saw the thumbnail.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    08/11/09

    @dianersb was bit by a zombie: I have a feeling the owner has tongue planted firmly in cheek.
    Exhibit 1: The name
    Exhibit 2: Lemon wedge + tea bags. (I can't be the only one who sees that!)
    Therefore I say, "Touche good business person. Touche"
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    08/11/09

    @dianersb was bit by a zombie: HA! That wedge and tea bags totally slipped by me.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    08/11/09

    In reply to Ladies Night

    I prefer my girls in ink!
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    08/11/09

    @CurtCole: Nice legs! I take it they're yours?
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    08/11/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I would want this on my back.
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    08/11/09

    @CurtCole: Or one on each bicep. It'll really impress the dudes at the gym!
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    08/11/09


    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Also, I could kiss all of my T.V. grandmothers after a good workout.
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    08/11/09

    @CurtCole: You need to have the mustache, though. Otherwise just scrap the whole thing.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    08/11/09

    In reply to Ladies Night
    I think anything named Bahamamama Getty should definitely have some rum in it
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    08/11/09

    In reply to Ladies Night
    If that title is another dig at Blanche, I won't be having it. So what if she enjoyed the company of gentlemen? There's no reason to fling vulgar slurs around.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    08/11/09

    In reply to Ladies Night
    I see no reason why you couldn't add a little vodka to the Rue McLemonade.
    The other day I was playing hangman with my boyfriend on the subway and used "Thank you for being a friend" as the answer.
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