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    "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"

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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    Once again I love Jack Kerouac! And Hemingway, because it's so true.
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    Image of purefog purefog
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    Uh -- the link is to some other Hax column.
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    08/20/09

    @purefog: Don't worry, it's just the second letter in.
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    Image of formergr formergr
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    I love that Isak Denisen is quoted, though it's disconcerting that Marie Antoinette is suddenly speaking German!
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    Image of commieginge commieginge
    08/20/09

    @formergr: Ah, this is because she was an Austrian princess before marrying French royalty.
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    Image of vitajex vitajex
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    Henry VIII: Behead her, then be heading out of the country!
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    08/21/09

    @vitajex: Heading OUT? NAY! Heading! The greatest heads of state have been known for amassing the heads of others.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    Henry David Thoreau: Travel? Why would you travel out in the world, when there is so much travel within?

    I also cannot support your compulsion to be coupled. Solitude, friendly soul, solitude.
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    Oh boo hoo! I want to go on a European vacation but I can't bear to wait a year! Woe is me! And my girlfriend – who may very well love traveling herself but can't because she's a) underage, b) Canadian/Mexican or c) a criminal – may or may not be happy with me going!
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    Bai Ling: Travel. To planet love. Then be an alien, like me. Be the love diamond of a shiny bracelet made with sexy heat. Then ride the rain, and sing. Like a powerful singing fish. You're a shiny diaper.
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    Image of Jackie_Earl_Daily Jackie_Earl_Daily
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    Larry Craig: When traveling alone, I've always depended on the kindness of strangers.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    I second McCarthy's suspicion. This man sounds a little pink to me. And his girlfriend clearly did something to warrant being watched...
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    Image of casi nadie (loves MCC forever) casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    I nominate that the next Ask a Dead Person column give advice to someone who wrote into Savage Love with a crazy sex story. I'm dying to hear Kerouac's take on those.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    H.G. Wells: A time machine, my boy! Then you both may travel anywhen you like!
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    Gertrude Stein: The restrictions are restrictive and your resentment is resentful and if you hint that you like that you love her she will love that you like to resent her, I suspect.
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    James Frey: Just tell her you have to go to European rehab. It doesn’t matter that it’s a lie.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    Abelard speaks the truth.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    "Travel? Who needs to travel? You need to settle down, get a house, and have a family because godknows I am not getting any younger and I have NO great- grandchildren yet and my younger sister has 7 and why you think that awful cat of yours is ANY replacement for the love of a little child, I have no idea ..." My late Grandmother-In-Law, Esther
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    08/20/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: I totally want Gramma E. to be a permanent contributor to this column.
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    Image of commieginge commieginge
    08/20/09

    @hellosunshine: seconded.
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