It’s 7:35 pm in the Berkshires, do you know where your sanity is? Remarkably, the Berkshires holiday trip from hell is still is not over and continues on this week’s episode of the Real Housewives of New York, where it feels like the concept of time has ceased to exist.

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The fashions of The Real Housewives of New York are much like the city’s famous Times Square: Expensive, loud and always a bit too much.

While most viewers of this season of The Real Housewives of New York have likely been captivated by the growing tension between Dorinda, her evidently lusterless boyfriend John, and several of the other individuals in her crew of women who like to drink wine in the middle of the day, there’s been something else far…