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    Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"

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    Image of juicy n seedless juicy n seedless
    08/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"
    What I learned: run to a police officer if there is danger

    What Kimberly is learning: bad cop no donut! sparkly handcuffs sexxxxy booty shake shake cute!
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    Image of girlarchaeologist girlarchaeologist
    08/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"
    Damn, those are some crazy eyes mom's sporting.
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    Image of maude_flanders maude_flanders
    08/28/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"
    I see clips of this show on The Soup and want to sterilize these people. And the people who run pageants like this.
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    Image of Ruby_de_la_Booby Ruby_de_la_Booby
    08/27/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"
    Is it just me or do Kimberley and her husband have a weird speech affectation? Like they are over-enunciating while chewing their faces while showing off their veneers.
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    stacyinbean promoted this comment Ruby_de_la_Booby was starred Ruby_de_la_Booby was unstarred
    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    08/27/09

    @Ruby_de_la_Booby: I haven't watched it but that sounds like a meth addict to me!
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    Image of AnotherJenn AnotherJenn
    08/27/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"
    That guy is a total douche with his fat-hating and pretending like it's health and not looks that he's concerned about. HOWEVER, does anyone else find it interesting how many of the pageant moms pour hours of their time and thousands of their dollars into their daughters but don't do any of those things for themselves? Clearly looks are something they value, but they don't take the time to find cute clothes for themselves, or do their own makeup, or get their own spray tans, manicures and massages. That bothers me every time I see these clips or watch the show.

    I'm a casual, t-shirt and jeans, very little make up kind of person. So I don't mean this as a value judgement about how I think these moms should look. But I am concerned/perplexed that people who so clearly value all those externals do none of it for themselves. What does that say about them?
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    Edited by AnotherJenn at 08/27/09 10:01 PM AnotherJenn was starred AnotherJenn was unstarred
    Image of Crazie Janie Crazie Janie
    08/27/09

    @AnotherJenn: I was just thinking about that. I also find it peculiar that the pageant moms, who put so much into their daughter's appearance financially and emotionally, seem to care so little about their own. Before this show I would have pictured a "pageant mom" as someone with big hair, fake nails, lots of makeup, etc., but it turns out that isn't true.
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    greengrey promoted this comment Crazie Janie was starred Crazie Janie was unstarred
    Image of greengrey greengrey
    08/27/09

    @Crazie Janie: Perhaps they don't have the money for their own upkeep as well as their daughters upkeep?
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    08/27/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"
    I can't stop looking at the mom gif with the Red Bull. I think I am hypnotized.
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    08/27/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"
    If you say, prior to your statement, that something is going to sound some way, you do mean it and your disclaimer is null and void. (Looking at you Pageant Dad with the bad fashion sense.) And yes, I meant that in a mean and nasty way.
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    Image of velvet.fistfull of love velvet.fistfull of love
    08/27/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"
    Anyone else getting Greg Kinear's character from Little Miss Sunshine off this dad? The fashion, the evasive yet judgey attitude about weight/food. What a winner.
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    Ailatan promoted this comment Edited by velvet.fistfull of love at 08/27/09 9:19 PM velvet.fistfull of love was starred velvet.fistfull of love was unstarred
    Image of Crazie Janie Crazie Janie
    08/27/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"
    Oh and also, Sterling and Paris's mom and her prayer:

    "Dear God, please help my babies win. Thank you for all of your blessings. Help my babies win, Lord. Amen."
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    Cunning_Linguist promoted this comment Crazie Janie was starred Crazie Janie was unstarred
    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    08/27/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"
    That mom looks just like Andy McPhee from Dawson's Creek. I loved the little blond girl.. Kendall? When she was all "You're pretty! Lets make friends! I hope you do well!"
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    Image of Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time. Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.
    08/27/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"
    I saw this last night. I refuse to get over the Dad's shirt.

    Frankly, where do you get off talking about fat ladies Hibiscus McGee.
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    greengrey promoted this comment Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time. was starred Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time. was unstarred
    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    08/27/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"
    Donut = Vagina? Since when, lady? My ladyparts are totally nutritious.

    At least that's what I tell the mens. "It's good for your skin!"
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    Edited by Cunning_Linguist at 08/27/09 8:56 PM Cunning_Linguist was starred Cunning_Linguist was unstarred
    Image of mannequin mannequin
    08/27/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"
    I don't think the mother meant donut in that way. I think she was saying more like "Since she's so young she doesn't get the cliche that cops love donuts."
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    08/27/09

    @mannequin: Ok that's what I thought too. Unless there is some widely known euphemism that to cops "donut" = "vagina."

    I feel like I'm in 4th grade again, and everyone but me knows that "pencil" really means "dick," and any time someone says "do it" we all start laughing hysterically.

    And yes, the clip was still creepy.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    08/27/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"
    Obesity is not contagious.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    08/27/09

    In reply to Toddlers & Tiaras: "Bad Cop, No Donut"
    These mothers seem one step away from molesting their daughters.
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