Counterpoint: I Can't Wait For This Bitch to Die of Chipotle

Today, on this website, my colleague Jia Tolentino wrote that she will continue eating Chipotle “until it fucking kills her.” Theoretically, I wish I loved anything as much as Jia Tolentino claims to love Chipotle. But in practice, I really don’t, because Jia Tolentino is tripping her balls off. Chipotle’s food is…