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ceejeemcbeegee is not here
12/26/08

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Having lost a relative in a homicide, I can sympathize with the Ruffalo family. We had to delay my cousin's funeral 3 weeks waiting for the cops to finish their investigation (his mother refused to have a funeral without his body), and the case is still unsolved.
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ObtuseIntolerant
12/26/08

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Is it awful to say that even Jennifer Aniston's new fun-and-freewheelin' personality strikes me as incredibly phony and calculated?
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angryblackgurl
12/26/08

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I will always love KATIE!
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brendastarlet is on it
12/26/08

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and a moment to praise Katie Couric. In the words of the Sondheim song, "I'm still here."
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BeAgrestic
12/26/08

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God, I feel so bad for the Ruffalo family. I hope they are able to wrap up that investigation soon.
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LaComtesse
12/26/08

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Know what I call doing a photoshoot, a JOB, drunk? Professionalism. Way to keep it classy, Jenny.

Dina--I don't care that your kid is 21. You are ALWAYS their mom and should ALWAYS emulate a certain level of behavior. Now I'm not saying you can never have a drink with your kid. I'm not saying you can't get drunk with your kid, though that's getting close to the line. Encouraging drunken debauchery is never a good parenting move, no matter how old your kid is.

Oh Madam Kitt! RIP, darling! Why do we even HAVE that lever?! (Let's see who gets that one...)
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shnuguel
12/26/08

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Mick Jagger's ex-girlfriend, Venezuelan Vanessa Neumann, recently wrote an impassioned defense of Hugo Chavez. She's currently married to a dude who wrote an article complaining that Hollywood was controlled by a Jewish "cabal." They sound like a charming couple.

[www.telegraph.co.uk]

did you even look at this once?. there's not getting the facts right, and then, there is getting the facts completely backwards.
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Jessica
12/26/08

@shnuguel: I took it out. Sorry, I misread it. I had to do that at 645 this morning because there are only three of us working today and I'm running the site as well as doing posts. Cut us a little slack.
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jigglyball
12/26/08

@Jessica: Aw, le sad for you. I'm the only member of my department working today, and the building is a ghost town. Yall are probably doing a better job holding the fort down than I am over here. Mostly because I'm hanging out on Jezebel when I should be posting news stories for our advisors.
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shnuguel
12/26/08

@Jessica: aw. now I feel bad. I understand, we've all been there. I wish I didn't come across all snappy and bitchy. hope the rest of the day goes smoothly <3 :)
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Jessica
12/26/08

@shnuguel: YAYAYAY PANDA SNEEZE! It's ok, the day is almost over! We're almost through the woods. TGIF cuteness is on the way…
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arodriguez.romero
12/26/08

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blaming bad choices on drunkenness gets on my nerves much more than drunkenness
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rednrowdy
12/26/08

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i wish i looked that good while drunk in photos. it would take a lifetime to photoshop all my pink-faced bloat.
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SinisterRouge
12/26/08

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You talk about Brangelina too much Jen...but you are growing on me.
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dancerevolution
12/26/08

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Why is Dina called the White Oprah here? I'z confused...
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howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
12/26/08

@dancerevolution is on the beach, bish.: She said in an interview last year that she wanted to start a talk show and be the next Oprah, only she's white.

"White Oprah" took hold instantly on the gossip blogs as another sign of this woman's egomania/cluelessness.

::shoves nerd glasses up nose::

(And this is why I can never go to grad school -- my brain is full of this crap and is never letting go of it.)
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Stabby McStabberson
12/26/08

@howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): gossip blogs also call her orange oprah in homage to her thick film of spray tan.
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Breamworthy
12/26/08

@dancerevolution is on the beach, bish.: I recall that she started this herself when trying to explain what a wonderful mother she is, by saying that even all her kids' friends come to her to talk about their problems, and they call her "White Oprah" because everyone talks to her about their lives.
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Tara Incognita
12/26/08

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I have never lost a family member close to the holidays and I do think I would feel a bit psychotic were that to happen.
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PetiteGal
12/26/08

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What's this thing about Oprah? I'm getting a Lohan article.
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tscheese
12/26/08

@PetiteGal: I think it's because Dina has frequently proclaimed her aspiration to be "the white Oprah." Which...never really made sense to me either.
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autonaimee
12/26/08

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I doubt she was drunk; she's too neurotic for that.
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Scout
12/26/08

@autonaimee: yeah, seriously....but gathering from your avatar, you are
anti-Aniston so I'll dismiss your comment and exit stage left.
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tscheese
12/26/08

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Okay, so I know that Dina is sort of awful and horrible and all that, but why is it so horrible for a 40-something mom to go out and celebrate? Page Six was all "omigawww, so horrible!" but apparently she had a quiet time and left early. (Not that I am defending Dina, because she is not the epitome of good taste and subtlety.)

There was also a lot of discussion about this topic in a recent Real Housewives thread.

I think the distinction here is: whether you're a 20-something starlet or a 40-something mom, it's generally considered in poor form to get sick-stumbling drunk and flash wide swaths of your anatomy and act generally tacky.
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dancerevolution
12/26/08

@tscheese:

Good point. But is the point here because she went to the bar with her newly 21-year old son? I would think that was odd if it was a 40-year old dad too.
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PilgrimSoul
12/26/08

@tscheese: It seems sort of early and so soon after Christmas to be so bonerkilling, but I feel like you baited me: it's because women can't win. If we don't have fun we're prudes; if we do have fun we're drunks.

Oooh, that felt good.
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ZenScout
12/26/08

@dancerevolution is on the beach, bish.: My 40 year old aunt took me for my "first" drink at a bar on my 19th birthday. We each had a drink and shared some nachos and then she dropped me off for my real bday party, which consisted of many, many more drinks. I don't see the issue unless she ended up dancing on the bar or jumping out of his bday cake or something.
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LaFemme
12/26/08

@ZenScout: Meh, I have had my mother and her friends occasionally take me out for cocktails or give me wine since I was 16 (and oviously I am perfect :P) It wasn't that big a deal, although I will say that my parents are nothing like the Lohans, so that may be part of why it is ok. I think if I were Dina I may be a smidge more careful to condone the clubs and bars, knowing one child couldnt really "handle it" once allowed in.
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dancerevolution
12/26/08

@ZenScout:

Yeah, but aunt versus mom/dad can make all the difference. Maybe my parents are just conservative, but I have a cool aunt who let me drink too. My parents, however, would never do that.
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tscheese
12/26/08

@PilgrimSoul: Oh! That was, uh, my belated Saturnalia gift to you: a chance to segue into feminazi pessimism! Because if it felt good, it's obviously a Saturnalia thing.
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SharonTaint
12/26/08

@tscheese: I think being your kid's drinking buddy can fuck up the parent/child dynamic.
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llamalash★
12/26/08

@tscheese: If I were to guess, I would assume that Page 6's point was that Dinah also alcohol-celebrated w/Linds on her 21st. And look at how that turned out. (rehab, etc)

Of course, more than that they want to sell headlines and an innocuous story of a mom celebrating her kid's "of age" b-day with him isn't as sensational as "OMG, horrible mother alert!"
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Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
12/26/08

@LaFemme: When my daughter turned 21 we were in a city north of us for a couple of days attending the state music conference. It was her first conference as a music major and she was pretty excited. We stayed in a nice hotel and, for her birthday dinner, went to a fancy restaurant where we ordered pomegranate martinis with our appetizers and I taught her how to read the wine list and choose wisely.

We've had a couple of follow-up lessons in the past year. Teaching class is an important job for any mom.
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BAngieB
12/26/08

@llamalash: Actually, Lindsay was in rehab on her 21st birthday and the celebration had no alcohol.

Either way, Dina did NOT take good care of my pretty, pretty girl.
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