Rolled Up Donny Osmond Poster Found In Fan's Vagina
Oh, and the story will be televised on BBC3's Bizarre ER next Monday. Says one Jezebel staffer: "This is terrible, but part of me wishes it had been Scott Baio." [Mirror via Tabloid Prodigy]
The Hills Are Alive Dead; Gaga's Videos Have 1 Billion Views
- The upcoming season of The Hills — season 7 — will be the last.
Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite
- Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."
Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
- Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."
Paris Gets Kicked Off A Yacht For "Inappropriate" Behavior
- Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were kicked off of a yacht due to "inappropriate" behavior. The couple were making out, to the dismay of other passengers ,who cheered when the captain tossed them off. [Mirror]
Miss USA 2008: Stupid Answers To Stupid Questions
The Miss USA pageant, which aired on Friday night, wasn't the out-and-out spectacle of chicks tripping over their dresses or their words, but there were still some awesome idiotic moments—like the entire questions portion of the competition. One girl said that beauty cosmetics marketed to girls in elementary school…

