Oh dear. Lindsay Lohan posted that image to Instagram earlier today. Pretty! Except “أنت حمار” doesn’t mean “you’re beautiful,” it means “You’re a donkey,” or, literally, “You’re a jackass.”
True, horny love can never, ever be stopped.
Is this a real live animal from planet Earth, or is it thirteen Fraggles stapled together? THE ANSWER AWAITS YOU.
Russian police are searching for the man who forced a donkey to parasail along a beach for half an hour to promote a paragliding company. The painful ride ended with the animal "half-dead" and the owner nowhere to be found.
Every weekend for the past decade, Luis Soriano has strapped pouches painted with the word "Biblioburro" to two donkeys and loaded them with books for villagers near his home in Colombia. Soriano, a 36 year old schoolteacher, got the idea after watching the effect reading had on his pupils. Now 300 people regularly…