Oh dear. Lindsay Lohan posted that image to Instagram earlier today. Pretty! Except “أنت حمار” doesn’t mean “you’re beautiful,” it means “You’re a donkey,” or, literally, “You’re a jackass.”
True, horny love can never, ever be stopped.
Is this a real live animal from planet Earth, or is it thirteen Fraggles stapled together? THE ANSWER AWAITS YOU.
Russian police are searching for the man who forced a donkey to parasail along a beach for half an hour to promote a paragliding company. The painful ride ended with the animal "half-dead" and the owner nowhere to be found.