Man, that is one needy donkey.
The donkey worked in finance. The zebra worked in fashion. They never would have met if their mutual friend Matt had not thrown that dumb party, but they met on the bathroom line and hit it off, and now we have a ZONKEY.
Is this a real live animal from planet Earth, or is it thirteen Fraggles stapled together? THE ANSWER AWAITS YOU.
This baby donkey has been campaigning pretty hard this election. Looks like losers eat dust and winners just bathe in it.