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    Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    07/09/09

    In reply to Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
    Oh my god, the DOT, the spray-painted DOT of public hair on that lady. I was like ? and then I LOL'D!

    (oh yes. i haz internets speek. iz new overlord.)
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    07/09/09

    In reply to Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
    Back in my ne'er-do-well youth, I worked at a store that sold, among other things, pipes and bongs (sorry- WATER PIPES for tobacco!). One day, a woman came in and bought a gigantic hand-blown pink glass dick bubbler. As I wrapped it up, she asked if I had wrapping paper, because "it's for my daughter's seventeenth birthday."

    Not only are people buying these, they're breeding as well.
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    Edited by Ipomoea at 07/09/09 6:03 PM Ipomoea was starred Ipomoea was unstarred
    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    07/09/09

    In reply to Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
    I just can't swallow that someone would actually buy one of these things.
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    Image of Bitcherina Bitcherina
    07/09/09

    In reply to Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
    So this is what was meant by the shirt I saw today that said, "I lay good pipe"?
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    Edited by Bitcherina at 07/09/09 4:53 PM Bitcherina was starred Bitcherina was unstarred
    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    07/09/09

    In reply to Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
    So wait, is the double-headed dildo looking one meant to be hit by two people at once? Because...FUCKING AWESOME!
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    07/09/09

    In reply to Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
    I'm a 26 year old heterosexual female who just realized that penis bongs terrify the shit out of me. How can something I enjoy so much repulse me so?
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    Image of inabook inabook
    07/09/09

    @Zombies make the heart grow fonder: While I wouldn't want to own one (in part because I don't um, smoke anything) I have to admit the idea makes me giggle with glee like an idiot. Who is the target audience? I can't imagine straight boys want to suck on even fake peen.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/09/09

    In reply to Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
    I sort of love these. I really wanted to buy a penis bong recently but BF wanted something "classier."

    Also, wouldn't the vaginas be more a bowl? technically?
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    07/09/09

    @bluebears: The vaginas (23 particularly) look like straight-up pipes to me.
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    Image of RainbowBrite RainbowBrite
    07/09/09

    @bluebears: What, pray tell, was his idea of a "classy" bong? Stainless steel? That'd be kind of nice, actually - high end bongs. The rich get all the good stuff.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/09/09

    @RainbowBrite: well classy was my word, but he implied my bong suggestion were straight up trashy, trust. He's just a traditionalist hippy, went with the swirling colors on glass.
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    Image of casi nadie (loves MCC forever) casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
    07/09/09

    In reply to Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
    I once dated a guy who would have loved these. Needless to say, he's an ex now.

    Although, really, these are just so perfectly him that it would almost be worth sending him a link to this page. But then he'd get confused, you know, by the juxtaposition of dicks and feminism.

    Although, thinking about it, I'm sure lots of people could be confused by the juxtaposition of dicks and feminism. I think that may be my new favorite phrase. I'm going to try to throw it casually into my next conversation.
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    Image of Francie Nolan Francie Nolan
    07/09/09

    In reply to Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
    How do bongs actually work? I need a diagram.
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    Image of MIXED MIXED
    07/09/09

    @Francie Nolan: This should help. http://wiki.whatthehack.org/index.php/Bong
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    Image of Francie Nolan Francie Nolan
    07/09/09

    @MIXED: Ah, now I get it, thanks.

    Jezebel is the best place to go to lose your naivete.
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    Image of DrWorm DrWorm
    07/09/09

    In reply to Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
    those bongs will make my weed feel naked
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    07/09/09

    In reply to Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
    I've never really puffed on a vagina, and I don't smoke the weed, but nonetheless, I want one each of 17 through 24. They will make for great stocking stuffers for all the lesbian potheads in my life.

    As for the rest of them, I'm wondering if they come with warnings like "For External Use Only."

    And I still have a ceramic pot with a lid that is referred to as my weed jar, because you can "put your weed in it."
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    Edited by BAngieB at 07/09/09 4:38 PM BAngieB was starred BAngieB was unstarred
    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    07/09/09

    In reply to Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
    I love that you found that SNL clip. I referenced that to someone the other day and they just gave me a blank look.

    I really like the colourless glass peen. I'd like to have just to display. :D
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    07/09/09

    In reply to Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
    Holy shit! Can it get any more NSFW than this? Also, I don't really know if I want to suck my sweet smoke out of some girls asshole.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/09/09

    In reply to Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
    In regards to smoking and sex I am like the Wheel of Fortune category, Before and After.
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    07/09/09

    In reply to Put It In Your Mouth: Genital-Shaped Bongs
    gives new meaning to the terms "suck and blow" as well as "hit it and quit it", no?
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    Edited by bess marvin, girl detective at 07/09/09 4:27 PM bess marvin, girl detective was starred bess marvin, girl detective was unstarred
    Image of ChuffedLittleMuffin ChuffedLittleMuffin
    07/09/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: Getting high while going down.
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    Image of ChuffedLittleMuffin ChuffedLittleMuffin
    07/09/09

    @ChuffedLittleMuffin: Also: Head shop.
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