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Mrs. Stephen Fry
01/08/09

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I would like for Tom Cruise to go on Jonathan Ross. Ross would tear him to bits and make lots of fun of him. Therefore I doubt he will be going on his show anytime soon.
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BlondeGoddess
01/08/09

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I can't wait for Jonathan Ross to wipe the floor with Tom Cruise.

Jonathan wwules!
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ObtuseIntolerant
01/08/09

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I bet he's dying......for some ATTENTION!

*ba-dum-ching*
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brendastarlet is on it
01/08/09

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Casey Wilson would make a wonderful Suri Cruise: they just have to get her a pageboy wig, someone short to play her father and someone tall for her mom.
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Macloserboy
01/08/09

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Sadly, The National Enquirer has a pretty good track record with shit like this. Just ask Patrick Swayze. He may not be dying in 6 months but his illness is probably worse than we know. And as someone who was a devoted MJ fan as a child, standing by him even when his friends switched to Prince, I have to say...I could give a shit. Hurting children is unforgivable.
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formergr
01/08/09

@Macloserboy: I read an interview with him this morning in which he said it would be unreasonable to expect 5 more years, and he's looking more at 2 years :( I'm not sure if he meant 2 years from his diagnosis last year, or 2 years from today.
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R_Claw
01/08/09

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Is it too late to recast Little J? I'm calling BS on Taylor Momsen, I no like her no more.
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BabyJane
01/08/09

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Not to correct The National Enquirer, but I believe that Michael Jackson's health issues are the result of pain killers and Jesus Juice.
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t-yo3
01/08/09

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I will give Jason and Lisa a pass on their long-ass baby name, because I am assuming, based on the name, that Jason is Maori (can anyone confirm?). I am not sure that I can give them a pass on hyphenating the first name with the word wolf.

Also, I believe that the Bonet-Momoa offspring will be, if he is not already, the most beautiful creature in the entire world.
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amoebalike
01/08/09

@titilayo: He's Hawaiian.
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t-yo3
01/08/09

@amoebalike: Eep. Well, that's close-ish, maybe, linguistically speaking?
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Capital City Goofball
01/08/09

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Blind item #2: I don't know who it is, but I don't think the offer of an all expenses paid trip to the most polluted city in the world is really "tempting".
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t-yo3
01/08/09

@Capital City Goofball: I went to Mexico City last year for work, and it was pretty awesome (and the air was not difficult to breathe at all, to my pleasant surprise). Great museums, mild weather, nice people, good food, fun nights out at the bars, a fantastic show by the Ballet Folklórico. I would love to go back again for a holiday, especially all expenses paid. I wouldn't pimp myself out to a media mogul for it though.
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StarSquid
01/08/09

@titilayo: I went there for work too! I loved that place. Great shopping and fantastic art.

I was pretty amused to see Mexican hipsters at a bar I went to. Newsflash hipsters: you're not original if your "look" is emulated all over the world!
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NefariousNewt
01/08/09

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Roseanne Barr, you've earned the STFU of the day. Stick to comedy -- stay out of world politics.
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TheFormerJuneBronson
01/08/09

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I'd be strangely relieved if Michael Jackson died. I don't know why. I was a fan when I was a kid, but stopped caring a long time ago. He just seems to be in such enormous physical and mental pain, and has been for so long, and it's been hard to see him increasingly strange and desperate. If it is the end for him, I hope his demons are finally to rest.

I wonder if there will be "Jackson ALIVE on desert island!" stories in the rags for years to come, though. Seems plausible.
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Ramseylicious
01/08/09

@TheFormerJuneBronson:
I commented about this on another comment, but I totally agree. His entire life has just been sad. I think that he totally longs for the childhood that he never had. And I know that everyone has to take responsibility for their actions and grow up at some point. However, I don't think that he ever did anything illegal, just maybe innappropriate...
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♥ dosido☮
01/08/09

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Anne Hathaway is on a blitz campaign to make me love her. It's working.
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linnyt is a walking cliché
01/08/09

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why in the world is that woman asking TI for more than $72,000 a year in child support? surely she knows that entire families survive on less. it only takes 28,000 a year to support a kid and i think that includes supporting at least one parent as well.
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t-yo3
01/08/09

@linnyt: Her argument seems to be that it's so there won't be such a noticeable difference between the standard of living they experience at her house, and what they experience at TI's crib (which is a big one, dontcha know). I think it may also be so that they don't feel such a difference between the standard of living they have and what his other kids (who live with him) have. I see her point, sort of, but I generally agree with you about these sorts of claims for massive amounts of child support -- it seems exorbitant and unnecessary to me.
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linnyt is a walking cliché
01/08/09

@titilayo: I don't think reducing the disparity between standards of living is the point of child support. If TI wants to do that, that's up to him as long as he meets the requirements set up by the court. A kid can have a pretty decent life on 72K. I could have a great life on 50K but that isn't happening right now.
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t-yo3
01/08/09

@linnyt: Oh, for sure. And as you said, I'm a grown-ass woman and I think I could have a pretty frigging sweet life on $72,000 a year, so yeah.
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gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
01/08/09

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Let's all gather for the Taylor Momsen public drug assisted/sex scandal meltdown in 3..2..1.....

I give her a year. If her ego doesn't destroy her first.
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water baby
01/08/09

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Noooooooooo! Tori Spelling is so annoying, why does she have to be on 90210?
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BeAgrestic
01/08/09

@water baby: Well, her Dad did create the original. I don't like her that much either, but I kind of understand why she wants to participate.

That, and she's a huge famewhore.
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emilyanne
01/08/09

@water baby: is anyone actually watching the remake though? I mean I tried (and I have a good teen schlock threshold) but christ the new cast is bad and bland.
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water baby
01/08/09

@BeAgrestic: Yeah, I know, but she sucks at acting. And I can't stand people who get stuff cuz their daddy gave it to them.

@emilyanne: I'm still suffering through it in the hopes it might get SLIGHTLY good. But the main girl can't act & even the sex isn't hot, so yeah, might be giving up soon.
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