No one has played themselves in a more beautifully ironic fashion this election season than New Jersey governor and hopelessly devoted Bruce Springsteen fan Chris Christie, who has mostly abandoned his post as a vindictive, wildly unpopular political bully to serve as Donald Trump’s (and, by extension, the media’s)…
After promptly congratulating himself for “being right on radical Islamic terrorism,” bursting landfill of municipal solid waste Donald Trump called in to the Today show to discuss what he would do to prevent further mass shootings like the one that left 50 dead early Sunday morning at Orlando’s Pulse nightclub.
Rather than showing human emotions like empathy or sympathy, mountain of rotting whale blubber Donald Trump decided to use the massacre in Orlando as a moment of opportunism for his campaign.
What an... exciting day it’s turning out to be: while Hillary Clinton addressed the Planned Parenthood Action Fund Friday, seagull dipped in tikka masala Donald Trump headed to the Faith and Freedom Conference, where he was briefly interrupted by protesters from the women’s rights group Code Pink.
On Friday, Breitbart killed me dead. What am I to say?
Ben Carson, a sleepy, disoriented owl who can’t quite recall how he ended up in your cedar closet, will always be on hand to defend his good friend Donald J. Trump. Unfortunately for Trump, “defend” is a strong word for what has been happening here.
In a scenario that I have previously dreamed about, Massachusetts senator and all-around BAMF Elizabeth Warren officially endorsed Hillary Clinton on Thursday night’s episode of The Rachel Maddow Show.
After months and months of incurring a litany of salty tweets from melting orange popsicle Donald Trump, presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton has finally fired back, and it is glorious to behold.
On Wednesday, a routine volley of baffling world views on Fox News’ Special Report with Bret Baier turned rather suggestive when conservative commenter Laura Ingraham began referring to Trump’s “magic sauce,” which Clinton, for some reason, is not capable of producing.
Hillary Clinton made history last night, clinching the Democratic party nomination (even if Bernie Sanders hasn’t quite yet found time to concede defeat). This is an interesting moment for a lot of young activists and progressives, particularly people of color, who are like... I guess?
During a CNN panel discussion on Tuesday, former Reagan aide Jeffrey Lord argued that Donald Trump’s widely condemned comments about Judge Gonzalo Curiel were not, in fact, racist and were instead pointing out racism.
Ivanka Trump is writing a book. Due out March 2017, it’s titled Women Who Work: Rewriting the Rules of Success. And what is her message about women who work? Well, that’s a great question.
Sputum-filled Orange Julius Donald Trump appeared on Fox News Monday night, to carry out one of his blitzkrieg attacks on both American ideals and the English language. He also found time to mention that he, personally, is responsible for women’s success in the construction industry. Who else, right?
Donald Trump’s candidacy has divided more than a few communities, but most inevitably, perhaps, it is dividing the third-graders of Powers-Ginsburg Elementary School, with whom he shares a reading level and emotional intelligence capacity.
In a major upset for liberal queer ladies like myself nationwide, it looks like Home Depot founder Bernie Marcus is backing Donald Trump—a man who my colleague Patrick Redford once told me looked like “enraged mortadella loaf” during a conversation on Slack—as his business’ candidate.
Only a week after Donald Trump, a walking pile of reanimated roadkill, said Judge Gonzalo Curiel’s ruling to have the Trump University records unsealed for trial was influenced by the fact that he “might be Mexican,” the presumptive GOP nominee has made it known that he thinks Muslim-American judges would not judge…
In what might have been her strongest speech of the campaign, Hillary Clinton made a compelling case against presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump on Thursday afternoon. “I believe that the person the Republicans have nominated for President cannot do the job,” Clinton said in the foreign policy-focused speech.…
After weeks of hemming, hawing and scanning the room for the closest exits, House Speaker Paul Ryan has announced that he will vote for Donald Trump, an oversized wasp exoskeleton stuffed with old mustard. What a proud and exciting moment for us all.
Dick Morris, former Republican advisor to Bill Clinton and current bad political commenter, would now like to present the case that perhaps men are being terrorized by society.
Meet the bird world’s answer to a part-time Bozo the Clown impersonator, part-time bombast with a penchant for saliva. Introducing: pheasant (Pheasident?) Donald Trump!
