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apricotta
03/20/09

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I read "Merman" and thought it was going to be about Ethel Merman. *sigh* That would have been good.
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IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
03/20/09

@apricotta: That's totally where I went too.
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Dogtanian
03/20/09

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I love hairy men. The best part is surely not the chest, but a furry tummy. *sigh*

Also. I knew Beyonce was cool. She's been trying to hide it, but anyone who likes Tetris and stays up to play SMB is obviously cool.
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vanka-vstanka
03/20/09

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Dorota yelling at Chuck in Polish warmed my heart.
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lilbobbytables
03/20/09

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There's a new Facebook group called UCLA Students Against James Franco as Commencement Speaker.

Not to be confused with my group, Lilbobbytables against James Franco not being in her pants.
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TessDuberville
03/20/09

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Oh, and please, please, please, do not take any "feuds" between anyone and any WWE wrestler seriously.
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Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
03/20/09

@MissBoo: This. It's not a real thing. It's something they are doing to make money.
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TessDuberville
03/20/09

@Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is proud to be a wre...: Absolutely. I've found all the brouhaha surrounding Chris Jericho's comments laughable. Apparently it's a bit too "inside" for people to get.

(I watched wrestling during the Stephanie-is-going-to-marry-Test-but-can... days but not anymore).
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Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
03/20/09

@MissBoo: OOOH..... you are missing so much. For instance..... Steph has become infinitely more.... ahem....... Enhanced.
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Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
03/20/09

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Crap. Ok I will hate myself for doing this but it has to be done.

Here is the Chris Jericho-Mickey Rourke thing in a nutshell: After the Royal Rumble, Chris Jericho made it known that the legends in wrestling today are just looking for another payout, that they crave the spotlight. Ric Flair made a surprise return and he cold-cocked Chris Jericho and that was that. The following week and beyond, Chris Jerich0 would take out well known legends from Roddy Piper, Ricky Steamboat, and Jimmy Snuka (all saying they were just like Mickey Rourke's character in the wrestler). Ric Flair would make another appearance a week ago on RAW to cost Chris Jericho the chance to be at Wrestlemania.

Enraged, Chris Jericho would challenge Ric Flair to come out of retirement and face him on the most recent episode of RAW. Flair had better ideas and he brought out the legends that were embarrassed by Jericho and they gave him a taste of his own medicine. That was the last straw and Chris challenged all three legends to a handicap match at WrestleMania 25 and he invited Ric Flair and Mickey Rourke to witness the match.
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Bathorie
03/20/09

@Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is proud to be a wre...: It's comments like that make me love having men on this site.
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Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
03/20/09

@Bathorie: Glad that me and my testicles could be of assistance.
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femaledwightschrute
03/20/09

@Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is proud to be a wre...: Chris Jericho also took a bit too much offense at Mickey Rourke's comment in the Golden Globes red carpet that he was ready for some professional wrestling match, and told this to his face when Mickey Rourke was being interviewed by Larry King during Oscar season. Mickey Rourke was half-laughing and patronizing the whole time while Chris Jericho was having a diva hissy fit and being totally faux-offended.
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Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
03/20/09

@femaledwightschrute: And then Mickey Rourke backed off.... so they moved it to what they have now.

And the idea that we have another wrestling fan on here is awesome.
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lauraholtsteele
03/20/09

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I get why the mere sight of Chris Brown would make people stabby. But what's he supposed to do? Sure, people would like to think that he's at home, in solitude, contemplating and regretting what he's done. Or, better yet, in jail. But he's not. Yet. I don't get why the paparazzi feels that it's interesting or helpful or whatever to take pictures of what's he doing. Who cares what he's doing? And if it makes you stabby to see that he's not as remorseful as you'd like him to be, then don't look at them.
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battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
03/20/09

@lauraholtsteele: Agreed. Even if he did the things people would find 'acceptable', he would still be called a misogynistic asshole who's faking it to save his career. He's screwed either way so why not just enjoy his possibly last days as a free man?
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midwesternmom
03/20/09

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I think I might have trouble yelling out "Oh, Idris Elba!" in the heat of passion, but I am willing to practice until I can say it properly. Thug or accountant, he is simply gorgeous.
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Kivrin
03/20/09

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Way to bring the Galinda-ness, Kristin Chenoweth -- why you gotta call out the poor kid with Tourette's in a freakin' BOOK? :(
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BabyJane
03/20/09

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I was really hoping that Merman was about a guy who is half Ethel.

I still maintain that it's a better idea than a guy who is half fish.
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GeorgeFayne
03/20/09

@BabyJane: THIS IS GENIUS.
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lilbobbytables
03/20/09

@BabyJane: That was my first impression too, and now I am so disappointed that life in the real world is less awesome than the world in my head.
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BabyJane
03/20/09

@GeorgeFayne:

It'll be swell! It'll be great!
Gonna have the whole world on the plate!
Starting here, starting now,
honey, everything's coming up Ethel!
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rednrowdy
03/20/09

@BabyJane: ethel merman's life story (woman in a lead role!) is a hell of a lot more interesting than some guy who's half fish (yet another guy in a lead role!).
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baraqiel
03/20/09

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Do you ever wonder if actors on medical shows, when they get into situations like that, think at first that they know what to do? And then they realize they're not actually doctors?
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midwesternmom
03/20/09

@baraqiel: My first thought was, I hope he didn't ask for a drill like Izzie at the ferry wreck. "Brain trauma? Anyone with brain trauma?"
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R_Claw
03/20/09

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Sometimes the snow comes down in June
Sometimes the sun goes round the moon
I see the passion in your eyes
sometimes it's all a big surprise
Cuz there was a time when all I did was wish
You'd tell me this was love
It's not the way I hoped or how I planned
But somehow, it's enough
And now we're standing face to face
Isn't this world a crazy place
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
03/20/09

@R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): WIN.
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topsy
03/20/09

@R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): My favourite part of 'Priscilla Queen of the Desert'!
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lurkystars
03/20/09

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Why do people still make "gay" and "retarded" jokes anymore? Seriously. I just don't get it.

That being said, I still love you Barry.
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Beat Girl
03/20/09

@lurkystars: Fear, I should imagine.
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rednrowdy
03/20/09

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the obama special olympics mention on leno was really, really, really bad. his apology was lame, too. if he wanted to make fun of his bowling skills, he could have said that he would lose to his daughters' scores or something.
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Eeva
03/20/09

@rednrowdy: Yeah. "Sasha's been beating me since before she could walk" would do just fine.

That's just horrible.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
03/20/09

@rednrowdy: I know, I expected more from Obama.
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baraqiel
03/20/09

@rednrowdy: Really? I didn't think it was *that* bad. Perhaps this is not how the special olympics community sees it, but isn't the whole point that the participants are in some way disabled? That's not a stereotype, that's the reality. So, for Obama to say that his bowling is like that of a disabled person, while insensitive, doesn't really cross the line for me into truly offensive territory.
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
03/20/09

@baraqiel: Um, Not seeing the logic here. So it's ok for your Head of State to basically say that he bowling is, like, totally, like, retarded/similar to that of an impaired person?
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katevsmothra
03/20/09

@baraqiel: Yeah, the people participating have disabilities, but the Asaptive Olympics show the way that people adapt to meet different challenges and situations. I don't know that bowling is one of the activities, but I'll tell you what-- the ppl competing are going to be doing a lot better than 129.
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Samanthrax
03/20/09

@katevsmothra: Except that is not what he meant. He meant that he bowled like a retarded person, not a disabled person who happens to bowl very well. WTF Omaba, WTF!
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LaComtesse
03/20/09

@baraqiel: Would it be okay for someone to say something like "I was beaten up like a hooker who didn't give her pimp his money!"? That happens, it's reality, but it doesn't mean it's right or nice or appropriate to say it for the sake of humor. It's offensive.
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Eeva
03/20/09

@baraqiel: "Hey, here's something I'm really shit at! In fact, I'm as shit as a person with an intellectual disability who has devoted their life to becoming a champion at the sport! That's how bad I am LOL!"

Yeah, it's fucking offensive.
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Ms. Crankypants
03/20/09

@Eeva: That pretty much sums it up! The more I think about the comment the more disappointed I am.
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SunburnedCounsel
03/20/09

@rednrowdy: I feel compelled to point out that you used an offensive ablist term to call the President out for being offensive. "Lame", despite it's frequent use in these comments, is pretty offensive to a whole lot of people with physical disabilities.
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TessDuberville
03/20/09

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I work with a guy who could be Clive Owen's twin!

Not really, I just wish I did.
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BabyJane
03/20/09

@MissBoo: It's probably all for the best. You would have had a lot of Jezzies visting you at your place of business if he were his twin!
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