Dominique Strauss-Kahn Has to Borrow Wife's Money to Settle Assault…

IRL Pepe Le Pew Dominique Strauss-Kahn and the hotel employee who accused the former IMF chief of assaulting her back in 2011 have settled the case's remaining civil suit out of court, which means that this may be the last we hear of one of the most squick-worthy men of the last century. Good riddance for bad rubbish,… » 11/30/12 10:40am 11/30/12 10:40am

Dominique Strauss-Kahn Is Trying to Rebrand Himself As a Libertine, Not…

It must be nice to be Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Sure, his collection of unsavory sexual assault allegations cost him his presidential aspirations and his job at IMF, but now he has a new consulting company (and women who are more than happy to work with him), lecture gigs, and a handy justification for his actions,… » 10/15/12 5:55pm 10/15/12 5:55pm

Are French Women Wary of Working With Dominique Strauss-Kahn? Not…

"Would women executives be willing to work with Dominique Strauss-Kahn's new consulting company in Paris?" Bloomberg Businessweek wants to know. And while one female French executive said she wouldn't want to work with him for obvious reasons, others want to make it clear that they're totally not going get emotional… » 10/08/12 2:30pm 10/08/12 2:30pm

Dominique Strauss-Kahn Finally Gets Dumped by His Wife

It appears that Dominique Strauss-Kahn's wife has had enough of standing by her man—it's being reported that she tossed DSK out of their apartment in Paris about a month ago and they are now living separately. Anne Sinclair, who is a journalist and wealthy heiress, has been married to DSK for 20 years. It's possible… » 6/28/12 11:00pm 6/28/12 11:00pm

Rape Accusation Victim Dominique Strauss-Kahn Sues Woman He Allegedly…

Angry he'll never have the chance to tweak the nipples of France, Dominique Strauss-Kahn has filed a $1 million lawsuit against Nafissatou Diallo, claiming the hotel maid deliberately sabotaged his chance at the French Presidency when she accused the former IMF head of attempting to rape her in a Manhattan hotel room… » 5/15/12 2:10pm 5/15/12 2:10pm

Dominique Strauss-Kahn Stars in World's Least Surprising Gang Rape…

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, he of the New York hotel maid rape accusation and the French journalist rape accusation and the illegal prostitution ring scandal accusation, has just been accused of participating in the gang rape of a prostitute at the W Hotel in Washington, DC. Excuse me while I take a nap of surprise. » 5/04/12 12:25pm 5/04/12 12:25pm

Maid's Lawsuit Against Internationally Renowned Perv Dominique…

Even though rape charges against former International Monetary Fund chief and real life Pepe Le Pew Dominique Strauss-Kahn were dropped after prosecutors decided that a woman who has lied once has lied about everything ever, yesterday a judge in the Bronx ruled that Nafissatou Diallo's lawsuit against her accused… » 5/01/12 11:10am 5/01/12 11:10am

Non-Rapist Dominique Strauss-Kahn Referred to Sex Party Prostitutes as…

Dominique Strauss-Kahn is in hot water for acting like a human Pepe Le Pew again. This time, the former president of the International Monetary Fund and ex-ascendant French politician has been caught inviting his bros (or, in French, "breauxs") to sex parties by promising that the romps will be positively teeming with… » 3/28/12 2:20pm 3/28/12 2:20pm

Dominique Strauss-Kahn Charged With 'Aggravated Pimping'

Noted French predator Dominique Strauss-Kahn seems to have a real knack for getting himself into unsavory sexual situations, and he seems to have an even greater skill for avoiding charges for said acts. Well, today France finally managed to make something stick to the slippery dick. They've charged him with… » 3/26/12 9:00pm 3/26/12 9:00pm

Strauss-Kahn Arrested for Sex With Ladies He Totally Didn't Know Were…

Dominique Strauss-Kahn was officially arrested this morning so French police could question him about his alleged involvement in a prostitution ring. His lawyer helpfully explains that DSK did not know the ladies he was reportedly banging at sex parties in 2010 and 2011 were professionals, since they were not wearing… » 2/21/12 12:40pm 2/21/12 12:40pm

New DSK Movie May Be Coming To A Theater Near You

In the months since Dominque Strauss-Kahn was accused of rape, his sordid tale has already been turned into a porn and an episode of Law & Order: SVU. Now Director Abel Ferrara is working on a script that's based on the DSK incident, with a dash of Bill Clinton and Silvio Berlusconi's sex scandals. It's possible that… » 12/27/11 2:25pm 12/27/11 2:25pm

Dominique Strauss-Kahn's Wife Stops Standing By Her Man

After high-profile sex assault accusations in France and the U.S., as well as numerous other dalliances over the years, Anne Sinclair, Dominique Strauss-Kahn's wife, has finally heard enough. Friends of the couple told Le Figaro that she's had it with his "pathetic" behavior and is looking into divorce or separation,… » 11/16/11 9:30am 11/16/11 9:30am

Diplomatic Immunity Won't Cover DSK's Ass This Time

Last month Dominique Strauss-Kahn claimed he shouldn't have to face Nafissatou Diallo's civil suit because as head of the International Monetary Fund he had diplomatic immunity. Now her lawyers have filed papers pointing out that he resigned his position while under arrest, and both the IMF and the State Department… » 10/25/11 9:50am 10/25/11 9:50am

French Writer Won't Sue Dominique Strauss-Kahn For Attempted Rape

After French prosecutors announced that they'd stop investigating writer Tristane Banon's claim that Dominique Strauss-Kahn tried to rape her in 2003, she threatened to sue. However, yesterday she announced that she won't be pursuing a civil suit because the prosecutors' finding that there is evidence that… » 10/20/11 11:10am 10/20/11 11:10am

French Prosecutor Drops Case Against Strauss-Kahn

Prosecutors have just announced that they'll stop investigating French writer Tristane Banon's allegations that Dominique Strauss-Kahn tried to rape her in 2003. The news comes just as Banon releases a "novelization" of her life in which she describes an assault by an unnamed "baboon" whose description matches DSK. » 10/13/11 10:50am 10/13/11 10:50am