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    Conspicuous Consumption

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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    02/05/09

    In reply to Conspicuous Consumption
    I say leave the poor fella alone. I mean, really, his affair may be one-sided, but who has been in that position?
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    Image of ZLevee ZLevee
    02/05/09

    In reply to Conspicuous Consumption
    Would it be OK for him to straddle a fence?
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    02/05/09

    @ZLevee: Although his attention is divided between 2 dolls, he seems to be of one mind about the situation...
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    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    02/05/09

    In reply to Conspicuous Consumption
    Unless you meet 'Whaaaaaat???' to Ofmyself, in which case I say, 'Whoops!' and, 'I agree.'
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    Image of Ofmyself Ofmyself
    02/05/09

    In reply to Conspicuous Consumption
    This is nothing compared to the guy who got arrested last year for having sex with a picnic table. Or the guy before him, who was arrested for having sex with a bike. Yeah, a bike. WTF?
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    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    02/05/09

    @Ofmyself: Yeah, amusement rides or Eiffel Towers. Did you see the clip yesterday?
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    Image of MissFiFi MissFiFi
    02/05/09

    @Ofmyself: Whaaaaaaaaaat???
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    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    02/05/09

    @MissFiFi: Tracie posted Objectum Sexuality, people who have sexual relationships with inanimate objects...
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    02/05/09

    In reply to Conspicuous Consumption
    Did he bring the dolls to the parking lot or buy them at the store. If he bought them there, he can totally claim entrapment.
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    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    02/05/09

    @sportz.star: I was wondering this. To hump dolls that are for sale in a store seems somehow (weirdly) more okay than to bring your sex dolls to a public place and hump them there. While pondering this it did not occur to me right away that sex dolls are not normally for sale in grocery stores, but that's just me in the afternoon after a day of research.
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    Image of JLady JLady
    02/05/09

    @sportz.star: I'm just curious as to why he couldn't contain himself until he got the dolls home. I mean, it's not as if they could entice him to it if he had to blow them up first. Then again, maybe he considers that foreplay.
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    02/05/09

    In reply to Conspicuous Consumption
    Grocery store parking lot? Was he charged with Publix lewdness?
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    02/05/09

    @megnificent: worse is that my mother insists on pronouncing it Pooblix, which makes it sound all the more like pubes to me.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    02/05/09

    @funnyface: Ha, my grandpa always says Poo-ba-lox.
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    02/05/09

    @funnyface: I can sympathize. My husband used to pronounce it Pube-lix. Cause that's FUNNY!


    He's better now.

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/05/09

    @megnificent: You just got hearted for that.


    But you know what they say, Winn in Dixie, do as the batshit do!

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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    02/05/09

    @megnificent: Grocery stores have such weird names. Publix. King Sooper. Piggly Wiggly. Harris Teeter.
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    02/05/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: This definitely wasn't the Safeway to pleasure himself, was it?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/05/09

    @megnificent: Nope. But he can't help it - it feels so good on his Jewel-Osco.
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    02/05/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: Was he giving it to the doll in the mouth or in her Sweetbay?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/05/09

    @megnificent: This story brings new meaning to Apu's QuickieMart.
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    02/05/09

    @BabyJane: Is THAT what Squishies are made from?
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    02/05/09

    @megnificent: I heard it was in her Bottom Dollar.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    02/05/09

    In reply to Conspicuous Consumption
    Ew...My mom once found a paper bag with porn mags and dildos in a Blockbuster parking lot. She was just trying to return a freaking movie, and her eyeballs were assaulted.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    02/05/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: And yes, this was in Florida.
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    Image of victoriasauce victoriasauce
    02/05/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: I'd really like to know why there was a "bag of dildos" in a Blockbuster parking lot.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    02/05/09

    In reply to Conspicuous Consumption
    Why does the weirdest stuff seem to go on in grocery-store parking lots?
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    02/05/09

    In reply to Conspicuous Consumption
    I would think it would be Public Lewdness. And seriously, someone should think about this kind of thing with the ladies in the clip from yesterday. I HAVE TO TOUCH BANISTERS TOO, GUYS!
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    02/05/09

    @funnyface: It's enough to make me want to walk around in a Hazmat suit with a "no bad touching" sign around my neck.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    02/05/09

    @funnyface: yeah. i'm not particularly anal about germs in public but that segment really made me re-think buying some hand sanitizer. or at least some handi-wipes. geez.
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    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    02/05/09

    @funnyface: I always wondered how those shopping cart handles got so befouled.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    02/05/09

    In reply to Conspicuous Consumption
    "Officer, I swear, you're making a mistake... I was giving them CPR..."
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    02/05/09

    In reply to Conspicuous Consumption
    I bet Raggedy Ann was a lot more raggedy after he was done with her.
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    Image of athenasadidas athenasadidas
    02/05/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): oh God no. stop. not Raggedy Ann- anyone but Raggedy Ann!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/05/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): We won't talk about the state of poor Raggedy Andy.
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    02/05/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): He nailed that poor doll right in the Cabbage Patch.
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    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    02/05/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): @BrutallyHonestZombies: Only Barbie is safe from his affections.
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    Image of fireflyinjuly fireflyinjuly
    02/05/09

    In reply to Conspicuous Consumption
    I heard on the radio that someone has invented a blow-up dog for canines to hump. I guess it's better than them humping your stuffed animals.
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    02/05/09

    @fireflyinjuly: My dog would have had none of that. He only wanted to hump shoes. Specifically my garfield slippers. Poor poor Garfield.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    02/05/09

    @fireflyinjuly: Or humping your two-year-old nephew.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    02/05/09

    @fireflyinjuly: or furniture. or house guests.
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    02/05/09

    @fireflyinjuly: Until the doggy love doll pops under the pressure of doggy love. Then the poor dude has to suffer pup traumatic stress disorder.
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    Image of bluewine bluewine
    02/05/09

    In reply to Conspicuous Consumption
    So this was a voyeuristic blow-up doll threesome? Well, that's not something you hear about every day...
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    02/05/09

    In reply to Conspicuous Consumption
    I'm curious what he was charged with. "On the positive side, Bartusek was fully dressed while grinding with the plasticized pair." There's probably some kind of public indecency thing this falls under, but I sort of wonder about the background of all this. Cops catch a guy and a flesh-and-blood woman dry-humping in his car, they're probably told to take it down the road. If it's a plastic woman, he gets arrested? I just think there's probably more to this than The Smoking Gun is telling us.
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    02/05/09

    In reply to Conspicuous Consumption
    These days, a lot of people can't afford even one blow-up doll to hump. Flaunting your harem of dolls in public is really bad manners.
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