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    Turbo Heather, We Love You

    Beth Ditto, Barbie Girl

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    06/07/09

    In reply to Turbo Heather, We Love You
    Pshaw! We ride around all the time like this here in the South! You got to watch the hem of your skirt though, or it can get caught and then where would you be?
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    Image of stealthird stealthird
    06/07/09

    In reply to Turbo Heather, We Love You
    These are pretty awesome but I think I'm going to save my money for the upgrade: underneath is a tank and on top of the turret sits Sassy Scarlet O'Hara on her way to Twelve Oaks.*


    *Ashley Wilkes in his wicker basket sold separately.

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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/07/09

    @stealthird: great balls of fire! it ain't fittin'
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    06/07/09

    In reply to Turbo Heather, We Love You
    Somebody send out the bat signal to Mattel, and make the Tank Girl play set happen.
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    Image of nawanda nawanda
    06/07/09

    In reply to Turbo Heather, We Love You
    yay SCAD--Savannah wouldn't be a town without this school!
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    06/07/09

    @nawanda: I love the SCAD bee mascot. That costume is so dilapidated, it's awesome.
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    Image of casi nadie (loves MCC forever) casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
    06/07/09

    In reply to Turbo Heather, We Love You
    "Beneath her beautiful dress is a tornado of power" . . . reminds me of the song "Cyclone."
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    06/07/09

    In reply to Turbo Heather, We Love You
    This seems like something from that creepy kid's room in "Toy Story".

    I always liked playing with boy toys separately from my girl toys. I think combining them would ruin all the fun.
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    Image of angryyoungwoman angryyoungwoman
    06/07/09

    In reply to Turbo Heather, We Love You
    "Beneath Heather's beautiful dress is a tornado of power!"


    Hmmm. Same thing beneath my dress, too. I must be part Turbo-Heather.

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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    06/07/09

    @angryyoungwoman: Crazy! Me too!
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    06/07/09

    In reply to Turbo Heather, We Love You
    Also... the "tornado of power" under the doll's dress? Could that be what makes the girl "love the way she makes me feel"?
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/07/09

    In reply to Turbo Heather, We Love You
    My cat would looooove one of these!
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    Image of tomatoheart tomatoheart
    06/07/09

    In reply to Turbo Heather, We Love You
    The upgraded model lets you feed your little doll and in 1 minute you flip her over to turn her into a powerful squirt gun!
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    06/07/09

    In reply to Turbo Heather, We Love You
    That puts Go Go My Walkin' Pup to SHAME.
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    06/07/09

    In reply to Turbo Heather, We Love You
    Way, way cooler than Kid Sister/My Buddy.
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    06/07/09

    @DangerMouse: I HATED Kid Sister. I got one when my little brother was born and I was so offended by this gesture/consolation prize, I threw her out the attic window. MAKE ME A REAL SISTER, DAMNIT.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/07/09

    @DangerMouse: I thought My Buddy was cool in a way, because he made it more acceptable for boys to have dolls.
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    Image of stealthird stealthird
    06/07/09

    @DangerMouse: That was perhaps the most irritating commercial of the early nineties. Pooch Patrol, on the other hand, was one bad ass stuffed dog.
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    Image of vwbugirl vwbugirl
    04/24/09

    In reply to Beth Ditto, Barbie Girl
    I have a feeling my plus sized 28 ass wont be fitting into this "plus size" line.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    04/24/09

    @vwbugirl: I think you might, whether or not you'd want to, is another matter! [www.evans.co.uk]
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    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    04/24/09

    In reply to Beth Ditto, Barbie Girl
    How many times I tried to give a regular barbie that haircut, and how miserably I failed.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    04/24/09

    In reply to Beth Ditto, Barbie Girl
    "Ditto's curves have been translated into pint-sized proportions."


    So in the end they got what they wanted after all, then.

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