Remember how some adorable doggies ate a cute widdle cop car? Chattanooga Sergeant Jerri Weary — who certainly sounds weary — reports that one pup, who "destroyed two of the tires," was arrested. And put on trial. Sentence: Therapy.
"Officers tried to pepper spray [the dog], then to tase him, but nothing calmed him down." That's because cars are delicious, like big ol' Beggin Strips! Copcarcopcarcopcar yum!