The hourglass Simmons keeps in her wardrobe is filled with "over 5000 little diamonds. And they're real." ("Over 5000 cubic zirconias" doesn't have the same ring.) This, her "satellite closet," she warns is only "a smaller version of the Mothership."

Award-winning director Julie Taymor decided that the sorcerer Prospero should be the sorceress Prospera and played by Helen Mirren. The visually arresting Shakespearean adaptation also features Alfred Molina, Chris Cooper, Alan Cumming, Djimon Hounsou, David Strathairn and more!

So, after a blitz of round-the-world openings, Inception finally had its official, big-deal Hollywood premiere at the famed Grauman's Chinese Theatre. And yes, Ellen Page et al still looked nifty. And then there was the Breast Dress...

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• Bar Refaeli let Esquire write the opening of a Stephen King story on her body for its cover. The weirdest part of the process sounds like the proofreading. [Esquire]
• Michael Jackson is rocking this fall collection women's Balmain jacket. [Grazia]

• Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou had a baby boy last night- Kimora announced the news via her Twitter page: "It's a boy! Thanks to everyone out there for all your well wishes!" Congrats! [People]

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