Fuck 2010. This year fucking sucked.
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Mariah Carey explains her drunken acceptance speech, Dixie Carter is an advocate for spastic necks, and Heidi Fleiss thanks God for abortions.
The Critics Choice Awards were last night, and where there's an awards show, there's our take on who wore the good, the bad, & the ugly. Frankly, we think that anyone who would show and fail to support the striking writers is pretty ugly in our book. But of the dark-hearted folks who did show — well, it was all a…