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veronykah
11/26/08

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Am I just misinterpreting the song or did everyone forget about Mary J Blige doing "I'm goin down"?

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Jack_Burton
11/26/08

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I keep think of songs that ain't pop... Nearest I can get is "Miss You" by the Rolling Stones... And maybe "Captain Jack" by Billy Joel... "Radar Love" by Golden Earring /Deep Purple might be - but that is prolly male.

I fail @ comments today... I need a refractory period.
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tomatoheart
11/26/08

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I would totally love to do my clone....
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Kivrin
11/26/08

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Speaking of Tori Amos and masturbation, two of my friends saw her in concert and she totally masturbated herself to orgasm in the middle of a song -- while playing piano with another hand.

I've never seen her in concert, so maybe this is something she does regularly, but still -- I was impressed when I heard the story.
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Kivrin
11/26/08

@Kivrin: *while playing piano with the other hand, sorry
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rocknrollunicorn
11/26/08

@Kivrin: hmm, I've seen her several times and I think that it's possible your friends mistook her performing style for an orgasm. I mean there's a thin line with some of her songs but I think she's faking and being tongue in cheek and all that.

Then again, I do recall thinking she had to be on drugs after one of the shows I went to, so...
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CollegeCamel
11/25/08

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How is there no mention of "Coin-Operated Boy" by the Dresden Dolls? Greatest song about a vibrator ever!!
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Coup d’état
11/25/08

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I would marry Pink. I would go all Single White Female on her ass. I hope I never meet her because I'm pretty sure her body gaurd would have to pry me off her right leg. Scary? Unhealthy? Maybe. But I worship her.
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Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
11/26/08

@coup d'état: Yeah, I think I splooged a little just looking at the screenshot of her doing herself.
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mightykaytor
11/25/08

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What about "First Orgasm" By the Dresden Dolls?

"I am too busy to have friends
A lover would just complicate my plans
So I will never look for love again
I'm taking matters into my own hands."
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BluebellaElliot
11/27/08

@mightykaytor: Coin Operated Boy! Same but different?
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BitchIsTheNewBlack
11/25/08

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I have to say that "Sober" is my probably my favorite song of Pink's to date. I really like her, but I tend to not like the songs she puts on the radio, so this is def an improvement.

Also the Janet Jackson song took me back to to my 6 or 7 year old self in Jazz class. I used to LOVE this song and our teacher Ms.Kay (who was the coolest person in the world to me at the time) would let us have this free style dance off, I used to get down in my pink leotard to this song!
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Schm
11/26/08

@BitchIsTheNewBlack: I was about the same age as you when I was given that CD for my birthday (along with Ace of Base). First two albums I ever owned! I don't think my strict parents had any idea how sexual the lyrics were, but I played that thing to death. Janet is still one of my all-time favorite albums, probably primarily due to my own nostalgia but also because it truly has held up over time and remained an excellent listen. Love love love it.
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Scout
11/25/08

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"i'm safe up high"

how many addicts think that every day?

hmmmm
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The Queen of No
11/25/08

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I'm so happy to see Tori's on here. She has some of the best lyrics.. ever. And always very empowering.
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Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
11/25/08

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Seriously? To this day I can only make out half the lyrics to "If". I sort of mumble the verses till I get to the discernable lyrics. Thanks for clearing some of it up for me.

Damn good video. All the cuties in the audience, Janet in prime form.
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Scout
11/25/08

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[www.cracked.com]
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Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
11/25/08

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Also, the line from EnVogue's "don't let go" where Dawn basically says she'd where her man's clothes "and lose control" in a solo session.

Okay, not solely about onanism(?). But a good line. A good song. Ah, 90s RnB divas, I miss you so.
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Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
11/25/08

@Yes.We.Did.Dagnabbit.: WEAR her man's clothes. Mercy. Spelling. I'm doing it wrong.
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peperony and chease
11/25/08

No love for Toni Braxton's "You're Making Me High?"
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Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
11/25/08

@peperony and chease: OMG, that's right. Good call!
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girlnamedblue
11/25/08

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Tangential, but now all I can think about is Nicole Kidman masturbating in Margo at the Wedding.
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girlnamedblue
11/25/08

@girlnamedblue: Margot*
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summerwheatley
11/25/08

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Maybe I am totally remembering this wrong (which wouldn't be a shock), but wasn't that Tweet song (and Tweet herself) part of a Verizon campaign?
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