Chris Brown has released a statement in which he apologizes for "what transpired." Though he never mentions Rihanna's name or admits to hitting her, his statement is filled with apologetic language and promises of redemption.

I promised you all some more Lara Stone, and I haven't delivered. But read on for a spot of mid-afternoon nudity, S&M, red-lit bedrooms, a boy in a cage, and the ethereal, horrifying Lara.